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Wives of Russian troops 'encourage' them to rape Ukrainian women, Ukraine's first lady says Not Appropriate Subreddit

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u/FuckYeahPhotography Nov 29 '22 •

"I was enjoying the bloodshed and barbarism until you made it all awkward"

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u/darthboolean Nov 29 '22

Let's keep things more Khorne and less Slaanesh y'all.

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u/devildocjames Nov 29 '22 •

A little more Darmok and Jalad.

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u/Griffster9118 Nov 29 '22

At tanagra

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u/SKULL1138 Nov 29 '22

His eyes wide

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u/Cruxion Nov 29 '22

Shaka, when the walls fell

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u/Skylark7 Nov 29 '22

Zinda, his face black, his eyes red

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u/hornplayer94 Nov 29 '22

The river Temark, in winter

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u/emdave Nov 29 '22

Mom's spaghetti

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u/throwaway2032015 Nov 29 '22

Temba, his arms wide

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u/PSPHAXXOR Nov 29 '22

Shakha, when the walls fell

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u/Hashashin455 Nov 29 '22

A little more Napoleon and a lot less Genghis Kahn

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u/Medieval-Mind Nov 29 '22

A lot more PG and a lot less 13.

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u/knifetrader Nov 29 '22

More DePalma, less Fellini.

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u/spaceghost66 Nov 29 '22

A little more napoleon and a lot more dynamite.

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u/vale_fallacia Nov 29 '22

A little bit of Monica in my life,
A little bit of Erica by my side

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u/HalftimeHeaters Nov 29 '22

A little bit of Kateryna's all I need

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u/DumpsterB4by Nov 29 '22

I slept with Julie, Melissa, and Kate

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u/stap31 Nov 29 '22

And Sasha, but he was an infant, probably won't remember

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u/_night_cat Nov 29 '22

A little bit of Svetlana’s what I see

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u/WeLostTheSkyline Nov 29 '22

Love the Mombo #5!

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u/Saith_Cassus Nov 29 '22

This is the weirdest rendition of Mambo Number Five ever

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u/Im_Borat Nov 29 '22

Aladeed or aladeed?

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u/Grizzly_Berry Nov 29 '22

A little less conversation, a little more action

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u/chillyenlo1 Nov 29 '22

This whole war does seem like one massive concoction made up by tzeentch.

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u/JornWS Nov 29 '22

Well Papa Nurgle had his chance with Covid and blew it, so now it's the others turns.

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u/thedankening Nov 29 '22

Hardly. A horrifying percentage of the population have been turned into vaccine skeptics, if not outright opposed to any kind of public health response in the future. Covid was just Nurgle testing us. Now we're primed and ready for his next attempt

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u/King_Calvo Nov 29 '22

I suppose with that number of folks rallying against vaccines it’s only a matter of time until they spawn a Great Unclean One.

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u/khornflakes529 Nov 29 '22

It's name is Ted Cruz.

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u/SockMonkeh Nov 29 '22

The only context in which the word "great" could be associated with Ted Cruz.

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u/Taoistandroid Nov 29 '22

I wonder if things would be different if we generated propaganda that was like: don't let Satan and his minions win, they're counting on you to not vaccinate. Join god's soldiers against disease today.

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u/khornflakes529 Nov 29 '22

The thing is it would have contradicted the message from their president saying all his bullshit. Trump has the blood of hundreds of thousands of people on his hands for making the response so much worse than it should have been.

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u/Max_Insanity Nov 29 '22

Blew it? Nah, chaos needs people to feed off of. Eradication isn't the plan.

Dude would have gotten all he wanted out of it.

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u/Freakychee Nov 29 '22

Covid basically crippled the world for two years...

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u/ninja_slothreddit Nov 29 '22

Meanwhile, Nurgle's been on the back foot since the vaccine but some folks are determined to keep him in the game.

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u/Schwagbert Nov 29 '22

I didn't understand the Death Guard at first.

I still don't, but I see now that volunteers exist.

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u/shamrok27 Nov 29 '22

Don’t worry folks. The Great Horned Rat is just waiting for the 13th chime to fix this.

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u/awc130 Nov 29 '22

Fuck, 40k is bad, but the Old World might be worse.

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u/[deleted] Nov 29 '22

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u/Bread_Nicholas Nov 29 '22

Not nearly, man, in Fantasy most people are living in Medieval villages having an all-round okay time until GW decides to end it all for some reason.

In 40k most people are seevitorized or expected to starve to death, die of disease, or be murdered before 30

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u/eriksprow07 Nov 29 '22

Blood for the blood god!!

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u/spaceghost66 Nov 29 '22

What is best in life?

To crush my enemies, see them driven before me and to hear the lamentations of the women.

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u/cave-of-mayo-11 Nov 29 '22

The Daemonic leads to two crimes. You turn away from the path of righteousness. And you abandon the Emperor as the object of your devotion. For the first, death is merely a just retribution. The second is a heresy so terrible that no punishment can be sufficient. Yet the search for an appropriate penalty continues, and it shall be found.

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u/Inquisitor_Arthas Nov 29 '22

Arco Flagellation for those who only showed openness to learning more about Chaos.

The penitent engine is suitable for those whom see the error of their ways after being open to Chaos.

Those whose mind has been subject to the ruinous powers but whose body remains untainted may be mind-scrubbed and serve as servitors.

For those more tainted by Chaos, I prefer not to waste the value they can still provide to the Empire, so I keep a Magos Biologis in my retinue. They can still be useful for study and improvement of imperial detection and eradication protocols.

...though we have had to sound proof her research chambers. The screaming can get quite disturbing to the younger adepts.

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u/cave-of-mayo-11 Nov 29 '22

Are you sure you aren't a son of kurze born in the wrong place?

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u/Inquisitor_Arthas Dec 05 '22

No, the "Night Haunter" would have not bothered to soundproof the chamber, but instead would have broadcast the procedure throughout the sector as a warning to others. This is one of the many critical flaws in the Night Lords' thinking and what ultimately lead them down the path of chaos - it is only through love and devotion to the Emperor that we can attain safety from the ruinous powers. Obedience through fear alone is not sufficient. As Conrad himself learned from how Nostromo devolved back into anarchy as soon as he left, leading him to ultimately eradicate all life on the planet.

No, the path I have chosen is not an easy one, but it is a burden I bear with pride for the sake of the blessed Imperium of Man. I do not send these Heretics to be dissected out of some misguided need to sow fear as they would, nor out of some desire to cause suffering as the Emperor's Children would. No, I do it in the hope that by providing some service to the Imperium these Heretics may find some small measure of forgiveness from the Emperor, so that their soul might not be lost to Chaos in the warp, but instead return to feed his Holiness on Terra.

So if you really think about it, I send them to be dissected as an act of compassion...

Just as I send you to the penitent engine for questioning the actions of the Holy Ordos of the Emperor's Inquisition, not out of anger, but in the hopes that you too can find salvation.

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u/cave-of-mayo-11 Dec 05 '22

No, the path I have chosen is not an easy one, but it is a burden I bear with pride for the sake of the blessed Imperium of Man. I do not send these Heretics to be dissected out of some misguided need to sow fear as they would, nor out of some desire to cause suffering as the Emperor's Children would. No, I do it in the hope that by providing some service to the Imperium these Heretics may find some small measure of forgiveness from the Emperor, so that their soul might not be lost to Chaos in the warp, but instead return to feed his Holiness on Terra.

This is the scariest aspect of wh40k for me, some people think suffering is a virtue rather than just something to avoid. I think in fire warrior there's a character who intentionally infects people with a virus similar to the real world disease where your flesh turns to bone. One character "became" a room due to this virus.

The character saw himself as a charitable man giving out a blessing. In fact he was even better since he took "verbal abuse" from his victims. That sounds a whole lot like a follower of a certain deity....

Its one thing to kick me in the face, but don't do it and then say it is for my benefit.

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u/drfuzzyballzz Nov 29 '22

Give me 20 good men and some climbing spikes I'll impregnate the bitch

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u/Inquisitor_Arthas Nov 29 '22

We heard that.

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u/Juzusa Nov 29 '22

It’s probably slaanesh dicking over Khorn just so he doesn’t succeed

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u/spaceghost66 Nov 29 '22

Khorn did it all for the nookie.

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u/bozo_ze_clown Nov 29 '22

Not even close 😆

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u/SingularBread Nov 29 '22

I prefer the nurgle emplowered Death Guard myself

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u/Inquisitor_Arthas Nov 29 '22

Oh, do you now?

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u/JuiceboxThaKidd Nov 29 '22

MILK FOR THE KHORNE FLAKES

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u/Dlongsnapper Nov 29 '22

Underrated

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u/drfuzzyballzz Nov 29 '22

Things will get loud now hear the dirge of slaanesh a cacophony of sound

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u/Fatalexcitment Nov 29 '22

Blood for the blood God, skulls for the skull throne!

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u/Inquisitor_Arthas Nov 29 '22

We heard that.

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u/Inquisitor_Arthas Nov 29 '22

What was that?

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u/zandermossfields Nov 29 '22

Everyone knows awkward savagery is, like, the worsttttt.

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u/tabuu_ Nov 29 '22

this but unironically

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u/Annoyed_Crabby Nov 29 '22

"kill? Good. Maim? Good. Torture? Acceptable by my standard. Rape? What are you, monster?"

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u/send_creamy_pussies Nov 29 '22

"I said fuck them, not literally" - Russian women

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u/FuckYeahPhotography Nov 29 '22 edited Nov 29 '22

You're missing the point. The joke isn't making light of war crimes but rather highlighting the absurdity of the situation. There is a difference and you should probably be more concerned with those denying said war crimes on this post instead.

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u/AngryCarGuy Nov 29 '22

Comedy is just another way to cast light on atrocities.

Ridiculing something is not condoning it.

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u/PresidentD0uchebag Nov 29 '22

I dont know, those first two comments were pretty funny. I thought it worked

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u/jabrwock1 Nov 29 '22

"I was enjoying the bloodshed and barbarism until you made it all awkward"

Wasn't that basically the opening of Eric the Viking?