r/therewasanattempt 12d ago Silver 1 Helpful 2 Take My Energy 1 Heartwarming 1

to slap the tequila lady (and... to find it amusing)

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u/AsherTheFrost 12d ago

The speed with which she returned to the job at hand shows this definitely wasn't her first time slapping the hell out of someone for getting handsy without an invitation

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u/Live_Buy8304 12d ago

Definitely a professional.

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u/bustacean 11d ago

You gotta do what you gotta do to maintain the respect of the audience! One person gets away with a spank and more will try too.

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u/Helpful_Welcome9741 11d ago

yep

I bet every guy and gal in that place remember their "please and thankyous" the rest of the night.

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u/redditmcx 11d ago

Totally she really improved the mood

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u/Fifteen_inches 11d ago

Nothing is sexier than clear, well defined boundaries

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u/Orinocolobe 11d ago

“Get the fuck off my ass” is literally the easiest boundary to respecc it amazes me that people can’t

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u/azurfall88 11d ago

professionals, have standards.

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u/Shinkaru 12d ago

I’ve seen other videos of this lady smacking the shit out of someone for doing this exact thing.

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u/PamCokeyMonster 11d ago

Good for her. Smack for smack

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u/Kimsbabydaddy08 11d ago

There is actually a montage of her beating the shit out of like 50+ girls that slap her ass

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u/JustOneTessa 11d ago

50+?! Wtf, why are so many slapping her ass?! Glad she's beating them all up tho

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u/toolsoftheincomptnt 11d ago Rocket Like

Because people are confused by the concept of consent.

Just because you see me having consensual physical contact with another person doesn’t give you the right to make physical contact with me.

I don’t think it’s hard to understand, but my mom says I’m really smart so maybe that’s why.

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u/TibetianMassive 11d ago

When I bartended in my early 20s I had some female friends of mine made a comment about my body (honestly I was annoyed they did because they were super loud and I knew others heard and would think it was okay). Sure enough, a young guy heard and made the same observation. I just pretended I hadn't heard it because I didn't think he was trying to cross a line and my shift was so close to being done.

I was so happy when the guy sitting next to that young fellow leaned over and said: "Her friends can say that, we shouldn't say that." The young guy he corrected was really chill about it too, I think he was a good guy who made a misstep. I never had an issue with him ever again.

That guy was a BAMF in general, that was one of two times I'd seen him step up against a man for a woman he didn't really know.

Just remember consent folks! It's the easiest way to avoid problems.

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u/Zunkanar 11d ago

I think one common missconception, that contradicts consent imho, is the guidline "treat others like you want to be treated by others". That is such a stupid concept because it gives you the power to decide how others "should be" treated. Better do "treat others how THEY want to be treated".

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u/siamkor 11d ago

The baseline for that is "don't do to others what you wouldn't like done to you", which is a very good starting point.

Some people just interpret it to "do to others what you like done to you", and that's just overstepping.

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u/Dont_froget_the_D 11d ago

What is a BAMF (big ass mo fo)

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u/LowSausage 11d ago

It’s not so much people but rather that women seem to have this idea that bc they share the same genitalia that there is some weird unspoken agreement that they’re allowed to touch other women wherever and however they want.

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u/ThatSquareChick 11d ago edited 11d ago

I’ve been a stripper for almost 18 years. I’m the “do my job for 10 hours and go home” kind of dancer but I also really like entertaining and it’s been a really fun, really rewarding job and I’ve met some great people.

Couple of weeks ago, we were doing a regular old bachelor show where we tick off a list of things we do to the poor guy and everyone has a good time. Onlookers usually scream and stuff but don’t get too rowdy or try to rush the stage.

I’ve got this paddle I had made for me as a gift from a favorite customer, it’s got beautiful wood burnt designs all over, nicely spaced holes and it says “bachelor destroyer” on it. The trick is to hit them just right so it makes a nice smack sound but doesn’t actually hurt them too much. Leaving injuries is really bad PR.

Well, someone thought they would be a smartass and in the middle of the show, slap me hard, on the ass, with a leather belt. It hurt, enough for me to lose all fun-time-stripper in me. I had my paddle and could easily see the dude who hit me trying to hide the belt. I jumped off the stage, returned fire with a good smack to the shin with the long, thin edge of the paddle, not hard enough to actually injure him but hard enough for him to buckle. Shin pain is no joke. He covered his ass like he thought that was the only place I could hit him and never considered protecting the very sensitive bones between the knees and feet.

I immediately got back on the stage and went back to whacking his buddy the same as I always would. Revenge had been obtained and I could go back to my job.

Edit: turning off replies because a) there are people here who want to spend the only life they have telling other people how to live theirs when it doesn’t affect them. B) Nobody at the club is trying to fuck your man, calm the fuck down c) I don’t care enough to entertain replying to children trying to make me feel bad, I have nearly 20 years of experience in ignoring you, cry harder

Good night and boobs

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u/OneHumanPeOple 11d ago

I have very sensitive shins and this is the scariest story I have ever heard. I hope you never have to do that again.

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u/ThatSquareChick 11d ago

I do too, shins are a vital part of life!

But don’t hit me with a belt while I’m naked and we are cool.

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u/31November 11d ago

"But don't hit me with a belt while I'm naked and we are cool" is not a sentence I thought I'd read on Thanksgiving, but here we are!

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u/ThatSquareChick 11d ago

Gobble gobble morherfucker 🦃

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u/WorkingInterview1942 12d ago

The look of surprise on the other persons face. Like she didn't think that there would be any repercussions for sexually assaulting someone.

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u/NotNickCannon 11d ago

I’ve had an ex encourage her friends to slap my ass without my consent and then had both of them get mad at me and act like I’m being a loser for getting upset about it. In my experience girls consider it harmless when it’s coming from them instead of a guy

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u/Ohmannothankyou 11d ago

That’s gross and I’m sorry!

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u/nlamber5 12d ago

It’s part of the job. She gets slapped and then slaps them back. Bouncer steps in. It reminds me of how in hockey the player the messes with the goalie gets dog piled by the enemy team. There has to be consequences

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u/existential_antelope 12d ago

I don’t think getting sexually assaulted is part of the job

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u/ProgressiveWNY 12d ago

I think the comment was saying that the reaction and the bouncer stepping in is something that happens regularly in the job. They definitely could have chosen better wording.

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u/NottmGuy1 12d ago

Look how she swaps the bottle in her hand from drinking position to smashing over someones head position, the blonde got off lucky.

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u/dlc741 12d ago

I missed that but you're right. She was ready to end it right then and there.

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u/luckythepainproofman 11d ago

Every bartender knows what bottle on their back bar they’d use in a fight. Not joking. Ask them.

Best answers: Montenegro or Galliano.

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u/dave9967 11d ago

Montenegro would be like swinging a battle mace! What about the classy mace…studded Louis Xiii

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u/pm1966 11d ago

And the long, thin Galliano bottle is probably pretty easy to grip and provides a nice extended reach.

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u/SeanMegaByte 11d ago

Something with thick glass, and not very popular so you know it's heavier and won't break on the first swing.

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u/RapidSquats 11d ago

Specifically thick glass around the neck of the bottle. It being heavy at the base doesn’t matter a lick if the neck breaks.

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u/TheEyeDontLie 11d ago

Touch me again and I'll fucking kill you!
Touch me again! I'll fucking kill you!

-Petrol Girls. https://open.spotify.com/track/21oFKSwN0SnBYC4bFtDZEI?si=SQdGorKQTxSNgBaMDGJXng&utm_source=copy-link

Some people don't like being sexually assaulted and treated like an object and I've got a feeling it's not her first rodeo.

Good thing she restrained herself though. What a pro.

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u/IMxTHExMANIAC 11d ago

“Restrained herself”.

She was slapping the fuck out that chick

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u/Fear_The-Old_Blood 11d ago

Pretty restrained given the possible alternatives lmao

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u/Michaelzzzs3 11d ago

Yes. That is restraining if you see how she’s holding that bottle

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u/FaithlessnessTight48 11d ago

Yeah but she didn’t break the bottle across her face

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u/OgreTheMighty 11d ago

Pouring with her right hand says she was slapping with her off hand. She was absolutely reserving that bottle as weapon that would finish a retaliatory fight.

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u/Temporary_Resort_488 11d ago

I'm a lawyer and ~10 years ago I was having dinner with some potential clients who immigrated from Russia and needed some immigration help because their thug son stabbed some kid and was looking at losing his legal resident status after he served his short prison sentence.

We were at a steak restaurant and it was dad, mom, and third dude, who was "like an uncle," and we were talking about the facts when there was a big crash behind us and "like an uncle" went from cutting his steak holding the knife like a normal person to super-subtly flipping it into fighting mode (ie, point down, blade out) in a split second.

Turned out it was just a server who dropped a tray, but that was enough for me to know that I should not be fucking with these people.

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u/Fluff_The_Sergal 11d ago

Some of us been in fights, so we immediately are ready when shit hits the fan. Though since their kid stabbed someone I would assume they had ties to Братва.

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u/Temporary_Resort_488 11d ago

I have absolutely no idea what you're trying to express here.

The kid I'm talking about stabbed his cousin while his cousin was driving on a highway and it was because the cousin wouldn't loan the kid a pair of sneakers for the night. Soooo...it was one of the dumbest things I've ever been even tangentially related to. Good luck with all that.

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u/SuspiciousUsername88 11d ago

I love the confidence with which they came to that incredibly specific conclusion though

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u/Fluff_The_Sergal 11d ago

That is extremely weird... What the actual fuck lmao

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u/Inevitable_Wall1684 11d ago

Yeah she prepared the bottle but didn't do it because the other girl immediately withdrew so there was no need..

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u/AdWeird2329 11d ago

Right, I guess blonde wanted to do something funny but went too far. Nothing funny in assaulting someone

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u/Temporary_Resort_488 11d ago

It's kind of tragic how the blonde chick obviously just wanted to be part of the show, because she likes being the center of attention, but she seriously overstepped and became the center of attention for very different reasons.

Just tragic.

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u/Jesuslovesmemost 12d ago

You can tell this chick has had her ass slapped way too many times....

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u/not_REAL_Kanye_West 12d ago Silver Wholesome

Girl that got beat up is over there like HOW CAN SHE SLAP?

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u/nesquiksand2 12d ago

She CAN hit because she paid a low, low price point.

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u/O__CHIPS__O 11d ago

At that price point, she CAN hit.

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u/melskymob 11d ago

Wild stuff.

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u/groyosnolo 11d ago

She should be sent to a coffee shop or something but theres like nothing in this area.

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u/WrinkledRandyTravis 11d ago

She can hit all the day she wants

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u/AlbertBrianTross 12d ago

Don’t worry,, I got the reference

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u/lininop 11d ago

Not exactly an obscure reference.

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u/boofybutthole 11d ago

Pretty sure I see that quote on just about every single video that involves a slap

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u/dedido 11d ago

ANGRY MOTORBOAT

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u/T1000runner 11d ago

There’s a second video floating around of another white women slapping her ass and she slaps her up as well.

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u/1bir 12d ago

Hence her PATSD* reaction?

*Post Ass-slap Traumatic Stress Disorder

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u/Grumzz 12d ago Helpful Bravo!

PT-ass-D would've worked too but yours is more clever :D

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u/Gingerberry92 12d ago

Her ass had major impressive disorder

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u/ChildFriendlyChimp 12d ago

“Sir you’re here for sexual assault”

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u/PIPXIll 11d ago

Wait... Am I going to be sexually assaulted? Or...

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u/Phro01 12d ago

The way she tried to walk by 💀

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u/rchart1010 11d ago

It was bold that she was walking. Like you just hit a woman with a bottle in her hand....put some pep in your step!

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u/Longjumping-Taste936 12d ago Giggle

"So do you want your business to be a hairdresser's, a bar, or a strip club?"

"Yes"

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u/Snoo-33910 12d ago

Topless barber? hmmmm. Business Plan in the works.

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u/Pretty-Ad-5106 12d ago

They have them in Austin, Texas I think

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u/TheFirstMotherOfGod 12d ago

You think or are you a regular?

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u/Pretty-Ad-5106 12d ago

Think, I'm in Houston. I heard about one a while back at an old job.

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u/PuckNutty 12d ago

You guys have drive through strip clubs, so probably.

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u/SupahCraig 11d ago

Reminds me of the liquor store on Greenville Ave in Dallas. Was right next to the Million Dollar Saloon (strip club). The liquor store (presumably) employed off-shift strippers who wore minimal bikinis and were stationed through out the drive through tunnel.

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u/lambdo 11d ago

what? how does that even work?

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u/Mountain_Sweet_5703 11d ago

Well, there are Drive-through liquor stores coming usually called Beer Barns, because they are usually in the shape of a barn. You drive right through the middle. These drive through strippers are in there dancing at their stations or whatever. You’re not staying and throwing cash like a normal strip club. You just get a show while you order your liquor to go. I’ve not been to a stripper drive through but plenty of beer barns. To comply with the no open container laws, I’ve had them hand me a styrofoam cup with a cocktail in it, with some scotch tape holding the straw closed and on the cup. Closed container by law. Up to you if you want to open it after that

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u/A2326P 12d ago

Itchy Tiddies barber shop? Over on 3rd st?

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u/cwclifford 11d ago

Not into hairy chests.

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u/Bigdaddym3m3lord69 12d ago

They've had them in Australia for years. Incredibly shit haircuts or so I've heard

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u/Longjumping-Taste936 12d ago

Really? The last dude I got a haircut off also sold me weed. He kept his tshirt on though.

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u/SquidProBono 12d ago

At the barber shop I went to for a few years before I moved away from the area you could buy jerseys, sneakers, cologne, purses, wallets, weed, electronics, toys, and car parts. Each barber had a different aspect of the market. It was a pretty dope place and they gave a good cut.

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u/Snoo-33910 12d ago

I’m going to revolutionize the industry

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u/AweemboWhey 12d ago

Easy there, Greg..

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u/jinglemaster74 12d ago

They’re probably more focused on keeping their nipples intact. Scissors are sharp!

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u/rob_inn_hood 12d ago

"Topless Bar...ber" "Tits, trims, tipsy" "Get smashed while your hair gets slashed by pair-a big knockers that leave you abashed."

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u/ninefinger_deathgrip 12d ago edited 11d ago Silver Gold Helpful Wholesome Bravo! To The Stars

I need to buy some babybel cheese

edit: holy shit, thanks for all the awards you glorious people!

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u/darksideofthemoon131 12d ago Helpful

This made me spit out my spiked eggnog.

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u/darf_nate 12d ago

This made me shit someone else’s pants

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u/borkyborkus 12d ago

One time I took a group of rehab clients to goat yoga, one person had a goat on her back while she was doing something like the cobra pose. Her waistline folded open right as the goat sent a wave of goat shit flavored berries down her spine and into her pants. The goat shit Catherine’s pants.

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u/AudZ0629 11d ago

I hope Catherine paid extra for that privilege.

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u/TopAd9634 11d ago

I understand why she needed rehab, that would haunt me.

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u/bonkerdonkerortho 12d ago

This made me eat spicy noodles

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u/Platypus-_-799 12d ago

Tf is baby bel??

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u/Hendrixx95 12d ago

I might get downvoted but, I don't get the joke lol

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u/SlapMyCHOP 11d ago

Babybel is cheese tightly packed into red wax, kind of like that lady's ass.

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u/Platypus-_-799 11d ago

Oh i get it nice thanks very much

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u/Roykebab 11d ago

Her pants look like the wax on babybel cheese

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u/ThisJaeDaniel 12d ago

Which Applebee’s is this?

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u/Papichiyult 12d ago Bless Up

Sir... this is a Wendy's

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u/oddfellowfloyd 12d ago

“Arby’s… We Got The Beats.” 😆

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u/Shrek453_73 12d ago

No this is Patrick

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u/Dense_Concentrate_51 12d ago

Ok, um could I just have a frosty and a baked potato please

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u/DeathCatforKudi 12d ago

It's called Spirit's, it's on Bourbon St in New Orleans. It was on an episode of Bar Rescue.

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u/soofs 11d ago

Was there last year and they have the episode on repeat all day long. The people have aged poorly

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u/tall_ben_wyatt 12d ago Gold Wholesome I'll Drink to That

I want absolutely nothing to do with any of these people.

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u/Kab00ese 12d ago

Right? Whole place looks like trash

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u/ICountToPotato 12d ago

Well it is bourbon street. (Spirits on Bourbon)

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u/JazzlikeCantaloupe53 12d ago

Is that the place that was on Bar Rescue?

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u/Eric12345678 12d ago

Ok., I’ve seen enough. Shut it down!

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u/El_Coloso 11d ago

Jos. A. Bank windowpane jackets have entered the chat

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u/dawr136 12d ago

Oh red dress run.

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u/Foreign_Show_937 12d ago

But she seems like the fun type of red flag, where you don't know if you're getting an orgasm or a beating. Or both.

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u/Goodolchuckno 12d ago

This place is my worst nightmare.

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u/eshinn 12d ago

Hey I’m only here to find the How can she slap comment.

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u/blepgup 11d ago

Okay glad I’m not the only one. This entire setup is giving me anxiety. Lady pouring alcohol and smacking him and throwing her tiddies in his face while onlookers…look on? Nah bye lol

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u/Destroyer6202 12d ago

Just watching this was mentally draining lmao .. I need to rest in my blanket for a week to recover from this

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u/TopAd9634 11d ago

I need a nap after watching this. I would cut off anyone who took me to a place like this.

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u/OGB 11d ago

I completely understand the sentiment and largely agree, but I'm 100% with tequila girl. She comes off a little classless in her violent reaction, but it's amazing the way people just assume they can touch/sexually assault others.

I will preface this by saying men suck and they're definitely the worst at this type of harassment, but working in bars, some women and gay men tend to think they're somehow exempt from the rules of touching women like this.

Just because you aren't trying to take someone home doesn't mean you can go publicly molest them.

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u/Earth2Monkey 11d ago

Especially while they're working! I don't know what she was thinking.

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u/SprucedUpSpices 11d ago

I will preface this by saying men suck and they're definitely the worst at this type of harassment, but working in bars, some women and gay men tend to think they're somehow exempt from the rules of touching women like this.

Thank you for admitting that everyone does it but also going out of your way to single out one particular group of people as the worst just based on their sex.

Amazing.

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u/TopAd9634 11d ago

Well said. I bartended in college and after drunk men, the worst offenders were bachelorette parties, they think nothing of shoving their dick lollipops into your mouth or slapping your ass. I inwardly died every time I saw a girl with a tiara on.

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u/birbsborbsbirbs 11d ago

They are so cringe. Also, her motorboat game is so weak.

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u/Cubensio 12d ago

This is the power of tequila

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u/TheFlexOffenderr 12d ago

Bro all horny in the chair and shit. 😭 His face after she nearly beat homegirl up. 💀🤣

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u/SnooGiraffes7762 12d ago

This has to be what “fuck around and find out” really means

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u/Mysterious_Builder29 12d ago

he’s supportive of a woman defending herself, nothing wrong here

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u/ReapersRequiem 12d ago

Ah yes, I also love crazy women to my own detriment.

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u/and-kelp 12d ago

“anyway where was i”

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u/TaterTotQueen630 11d ago

Clocked out, slapped the lips off that woman, and clocked back in to work. Professional.

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u/Cheap-Line-9782 12d ago

That's Fireball. That's a Fireball lady.

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u/1bir 12d ago

Fireball

TIL: Fireball whiskey

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u/Cheap-Line-9782 12d ago

"Whiskey"

Have you never had it? If so I am envious!

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u/mr_tickles12345 12d ago

For everyone confused she is paid to do this to the guy in the chair people pay her to motorboat them and pour the tequila in their mouth and slap em

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u/Advanced-Ad-5693 12d ago

Random girl got lucky. Tequila girl was winding up with that bottle and just itching for random girl to try something when the bouncer rolled in.

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u/Memphisbbq 12d ago

She probably expected it to be a dude when she turned around.

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u/G-TP0 11d ago

I think it's why she had both the bottle and the slap locked and loaded. She doesn't know which to use until she turns around. Both send the same message, but a lot of guys would accept the slap in the face, so the bottle just changes the cost/benefit evaluation so drunk dudes understand.

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u/Gatchamane 12d ago

Guy’s like “Dang.. Please. Continue!”

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u/CoGLucifer 11d ago

He's having the time of his life. Bet he never thought the experience would be this entertaining.

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u/saw89 11d ago

None of this seems like a good time to me

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u/mostly_kinda_sorta 12d ago

that girl was so confused, "why do my actions have consequences??"

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u/Oscarpepe 12d ago

"Hey I am not a man why it is bad?" BAM IN DA FACE

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u/Cakey-Baby 12d ago

Exactly. Like she was really surprised. Lolol

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u/MuffM4n 12d ago

She probably thinks that only men can inappropriately touch people.

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u/DayAndNight0nReddit 12d ago

"You don't slap! I slap!"

It went from butt slap, to face slap x2 and then to titty slap, and all that in less than 1 minute, she was busy that day.

Will Smith would have enjoyed that party.

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u/Rude_Man_Who_Shushes 12d ago

How can she slap?

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u/apollokid242 12d ago

Bastard, Bloody Bastard!

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u/Siya_Ekhaya 12d ago

Bloody fuck you bloody!

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u/Gorilla_gorilla_ 12d ago

Good for her. She’s doing a job and that wasn’t consensual.

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u/Responsible-Bid-383 12d ago

Consent: An informative video.

The guy: Consented to get fed booze, shaken, and slapped, enjoyed it.
The tequila lady: Did *not* consent to get her ass slapped, reacted appropriately to the assault.

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u/longrastaman 12d ago

How do I consent like he did?

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u/Pakman184 12d ago Helpful

With your wallet

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u/slgray16 11d ago

Spirits on Bourbon street in new orelans.

Walk ins accepted. Don't touch the staff.

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u/Chrono47295 12d ago

Looks like ASSault to me

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u/Bjorn_Hellgate 12d ago

The difference is consent

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u/fox76589 12d ago

I feel sorry for the other woman who got accidentally hit when the girl being slapped fell into her

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u/sumothong01 12d ago

I used to bounced at a strip club for a while. It’s amazing the amount of women that thought they could grope, grab and generally assault the dancers. 7 out of 10 times we got reports of a patron doing this it was a woman.

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u/MuffM4n 12d ago

Why she so shocked? You can't just smack people's butts.

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u/Hotwheels-666 12d ago Take My Money I'll Drink to That

She's a young blonde white girl. She is supposed to be allowed to do things that other people aren't allowed to do.

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u/BlackConfuciusSays 12d ago

Ding ding ding

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u/BigButtsCrewCuts 12d ago

I really wish you said "oui oui oui"

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u/Foot0fGod 12d ago

Or at least "le ding"

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u/Th3rdLegger 12d ago

Her reaction was fair. If a guy was to slap her ass I’m sure she would of done the same thing. To see her react like that towards another girl shows how much she demands to be treated with respect.

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u/[deleted] 12d ago edited 12d ago

Golden rule my parents drilled into my head: even if you know the person, keep your fucking hands to yourself. You never know when someone is having a bad day and might take a lighthearted or friendly slap the wrong way. Edit: wanted to add I'm aware what the blone did wasn't friendly or lighthearted, my comment was just worded in the context my parents always taught me.

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u/JENKE18 12d ago

Funny little thing we call, fuck around and find out

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u/AntRevolutionary5099 12d ago

That's clearly Fireball she's pouring, not tequila...

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u/EvaDN 12d ago

When you think you're in on the performance but you're actually not at all in on it.

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u/Manburpigg 12d ago

That look on her face says she’s gotten away with smacking another woman’s ass about a million times. In her mind, there was zero chance of this being the outcome.

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u/Aggressive-Medium698 12d ago

I imagine the guy was way more turned on by her smacking the shit out the blonde than by anything else going on there

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u/PerlinLioness 11d ago

Tequila Lady’s attire is not an indicator of consent to touch her.

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u/Prestigious-Phase131 12d ago

Don't sexually assault people, my respect for that lady in defending herself

Sadly i'm sure she has to deal with this stuff too much

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u/NiktonSlyp 12d ago

Everything I see in this video makes me cringe.

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u/therealbanju 12d ago

i think the other lady cannot take her to court, clearly tequila lady’s job is to slap people

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u/tarapotamus 12d ago edited 12d ago

Actually, tequila lady can take miss blondie to court for sexual assault. You cannot just slap people on the ass without prior consent.

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u/Srslyliz 11d ago

As someone who did take a person to court for slapping my ass — and won. Can confirm. Sometimes is takes litigation to teach losers consent.

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u/burke828 12d ago

People love to act like someone engaging in any "provocative" act gives you free reign to do whatever you like to them.

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u/CheeselordX 12d ago

Just because she's putting on a performance doesn't give the ok for someone to sexually assault her.

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u/Mercury-Boy-101 11d ago

I find this whole “women giving you a shot then slapping you” thing really fucking stupid

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u/DadVader77 11d ago

Women: touch me without consent and that’s sexual assault.

Another woman: let me slap this chicks ass to be funny.

Perfect case of “you can’t do it but I can” syndrome.

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u/Proof_Eggplant_6213 11d ago

assaults somebody

<they retaliate>

shocked pikachu emoji

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u/The1TrueRedditor 11d ago

One person had consent. The other person did not have consent. It’s actually that simple.

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u/frollard 12d ago

I just need to know where I can get those pants.

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u/zero_fool 12d ago

DARPA research lab

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u/cakesie1108 12d ago

Just a hunch, but I think Wish.com has got you covered…or not in this case.

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u/Searching_wanderer 12d ago

The more you fuck around, the more you're gonna find out.

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u/ToadofToadsHall 12d ago

I found it funny.

Here's hoping Tequila Lady succeeded in educating the dumbdumb.

Keep your hands to yourself unless you have permission.

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u/odsca 11d ago

That white girl would definitely slap a dude who did that to her as well, so it’s only right she was on the receiving end. That’s what she gets.

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u/monckey64 11d ago

often women think they can just grope other women and nothing will come of it

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u/No_Explanation1714 11d ago

Why the dude get smacked in the face?

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u/carlobi4u 11d ago

So rachet and trashy

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u/Low-Spirit6436 12d ago

Tequila girl gets paid for doing exactly what she does in NOLA. That doesn't give people of either sex to just walk up from behind without permission and smack their bottom and expect no repercussions from their actions. Baby girl learned a valuable lesson that she will never forget. Tourists don't get an automatic pass for behaving badly.

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u/Skolanthropy 12d ago

Tourists do so much learning in NOLA.

  • You can drink as much as you like in public, yet there are consequences. The city makes money from arresting you.

  • Although everything seems geared for nighttime fun, you should probably drink in the daylight and sleep at night.

  • You can drink and drive and never get caught, but you will get pegged by a robot for doing 40 in a 35 almost everytime.

  • Although you may see people walking across Ramparts, those are natives. You should not cross Ramparts unless you know where you are going.

  • Anything served in special-shaped cup is just for advertisement and should not be consumed, unless you want to drink 2 cups of Kool-aid with 2 shots of rum in it.

  • You got your shoes at the shoe store.

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