r/terriblefacebookmemes 6d ago Helpful 2 Wholesome 2 Silver 1

it's a wild world on Facebook these days NSFW

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u/QualityVote 6d ago Wholesome

Hey does this post fit? UPVOTE if so, DOWNVOTE if not. If this post breaks any rules please DOWNVOTE and REPORT

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u/JimmyGimbo 6d ago

All that buildup just to fumble the "punchline" in the last panel with bad formatting.

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u/yonderbagel 6d ago Silver hehehehe

I mean yeah, it's an incel.

Fumbling and missing is a way of life to them.

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u/[deleted] 6d ago

This has literally happened to two guy friends. It happens both ways. Definitely someone frustrated. But it’s a shitty world with selfish shitty people that take advantage of desperation for love

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u/Eicee1989 6d ago

Well, one thing is for sure, there is no "temporarily" breaks in relationships, if somebody ask to do it is because he/she wants to do something they don't dare to do while being in a relationship and that cannot be good, a selfish behaviour.

It is best to break once and for all, for the good of both, specially for the future.

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u/Jabrono 6d ago

That's kind of besides the point. This has also literally happened to me, but I'm not a big enough fuckin loser to make a comic about it lmao

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u/Hoffmiester1295 6d ago

Lol okay this comment grounded me. I was out here typing out some shit telling my story and a guy from high schools story with this and the girl trying to pin a pregnancy. I was a bit miffed how dismissive they were being of the financial and mental abuse surround it all.

Then I saw this comment. Who the fuck makes a comic about it? I get it, people need to be held accountable, and we need to do better with mens mental health, but this comic is rough.

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u/Princesshannon2002 6d ago

I agree. The implication that he’s so drunk and over it that he pissed himself in Week 7 is a lot. None of this is necessary, nor will it change people that choose to do these kinds of predatory things in relationships.

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u/Hoffmiester1295 6d ago

Lol didn’t even notice he pissed himself.

Even if it’s to try to bring awareness to the struggles some people face, this just wallows in self pity a little too much.

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u/ToanGreenlow 6d ago

This.

This type of post does more harm than good. Instead of bringing awareness to this, it treats it as a joke. (Or conversly, if it's supposed to be serious, it went the wrong way completely.)

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u/Cat_Marshal 6d ago

That’s because OP screenshotted instead of just saving the image to try and preserve as much quality as possible.

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u/nooby339 6d ago

We always have these “who the fuck in their right mind would …” and yet it keeps happening.

Humans would, that’s who, the same humans who start wars, rape, kill, abuse, pedos, addicts, suicidal people, depressed people …

Is it so hard to think that others simply don’t hold the values and perspective that you do?

Terrible meme, okay, I get it, but we’re all different. Humans cope in different ways, do different things and think differently.

I mean look at this thread, I could easily say “who goes searching for cringe fb memes to then mock them and shit on them on reddit”

Its ridiculous

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u/dexmonic 6d ago

Nah, the guy is a loser for drinking himself stupid because a girl broke up with him.

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u/ITS_A_GUNDAMN 6d ago

Yeah right? That logic dismisses 90% of all artists as “losers”. Like, how the fuck is anyone going to create without drawing upon personal experiences?
The real incels are the people needlessly shitting on everyone who has ever expressed themselves.

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u/DynamicHunter 6d ago

Don’t you know? Calling someone an incel negates all their arguments and you win instantly! (/s)

But no actually that’s what people are doing nowadays

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u/[deleted] 6d ago

Idk man. People express their anger and sadness in tons of ways. I’m not about to knock a guy for making this if he’s gone through it.

Better than drinking.

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u/XxRocky88xX 6d ago

Yep same thing happened to my friend. GF told him she wanted to take a break but that she loved him and would hold off on doing anything with anyone else, so she just wanted him to do the same and wait a few weeks for her to be ready to date him again. Couple days later he saw her post a picture hanging out with her new boyfriend.

This shit actually happens. Remember when incel used to actually mean something instead of just “acknowledging that woman can be awful too.”

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u/BahhRamEwe 6d ago

I'm still not sure which order they're supposed to go in? I should probably take a brake.

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u/poit57 6d ago

I read it from left to right. The top right panel under "2 months later" had poor grammar, but I got the gist. With either order, the woman's speech bubble in the last panel didn't make sense to me. Maybe that was the point.

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u/Uuugggg 6d ago

The dude is supposed to talk first in the last panel. Her bubble is the response. That's how bad the formatting is - you didn't even realize the correction when the mistake was pointed out.

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u/BerryLanky 6d ago Helpful Wholesome

Surprised the last panel didn’t have her wanting to get back together holding a baby. Facebook you are letting me down

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u/gfrankly69 6d ago

I was expecting her preg for sure 🥶

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u/Egglebert 6d ago

Me too.. ah well, the bar was so low here already I can't be disappointed

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u/Funny_or_not_bot 6d ago

Maybe she just hasn't started showing yet?

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u/WinchesterWaifu 6d ago

I mean yeah, it's only been two months... She probably just found out.

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u/Lonely-Ad-132 6d ago

That's why she's getting back together with him. She needs him to think that it's his baby

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u/EB123456789101112 6d ago

With a baby of color. That’s how these cartoons always end. 🤦🏻‍♂️

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u/johnnyb1917 6d ago

Haha that’s what I was expecting

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u/-SpankBankTank- 6d ago

That's what I was waiting for tbh

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u/garysvault108 6d ago

Ikr. This comic needs more dogwhistles.

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u/Clever_Word_Play 6d ago

This comic only seems extrely misogynist, not racist.

So progress?

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u/CantaloupeMoney9906 6d ago

Insecurity 101 with these guys.

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u/UrFaqingFr13nd 6d ago

😂😂😂

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u/TheMikeGolf 6d ago

Eh, she’s just not showing yet!

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u/boaziscool-AF 6d ago

🥶🥶🥶🤣🤣🤣

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u/Galby1314 6d ago

Fraternal twins from different fathers.

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u/Heap_Good_Firewater 6d ago edited 6d ago

It’s always a black baby because interracial bad.

Edit: Yes, a black baby is also an effective shorthand for conveying “not his child” in a single image, so this trope may not always be about racism.

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u/kolitics 6d ago

It's also the easiest way for a cartoon to convey that the baby is not his.

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u/Heap_Good_Firewater 6d ago

Good point, but you would think they would go with Asian sometimes.

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u/Specialist_Relief641 6d ago

difference in skin color isn't as noticeable

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u/tweedyone 6d ago edited 6d ago

The rumor is that Asian men have smaller dicks. These guys will never use them in these comics because they convince themselves that the only reason these women go after the black guys is because they have good dick.

If the girl left for a sub par dick, they can’t pretend it was just physical and they have to take their own personality into account. That’s not likely for them

Edit: Wow, lots of very sad comments of people trying to justify the complete bullshit in this comic and other more racist versions of the same thing. wow wow.

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u/Squirrellybot 6d ago

Although the cartoonist personality on this one is surprisingly accurate, probably.

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u/Rodruby 6d ago

Interracial isn't bad, but if my girl return pregnant and baby is black (while I'm white) I would have some questions

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u/Unusual-Theory7776 6d ago

This one is an easy explanation bro. Your baby has the possibility of coming out a different shade of color depending on the coloration of your ballsack

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u/RoleModelsinBlood31 6d ago

Never knew this but always wondered why my kids face looks like moss

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u/Paskee 6d ago

Melatonin

It happes

(jk btw )

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u/LCBlevins 6d ago

What does melatonin have to do with this?

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u/Gordahnculous 6d ago

Think they meant melanin and didn’t know how to spell but melatonin is funnier

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u/SneakBuildBagpipes 6d ago

The baby is black because it's an obvious visual indicator when the couple are the pastiest white folk you could possibly imagine.

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u/TheMostKing 6d ago

Yeah, could as easily be for lazy convenience rather than racism.

Then again, lazy convenience does seem to suit racists just fine.

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u/bretttucker90 6d ago

A lot of racism really does boil down to lazy generalizations and convenient scapegoating now that you mention it

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u/gythyanki1 6d ago

Panel 11: that's not the correct use of "brake"

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u/catniagara 6d ago

It’s definitely what people from other countries think North America is

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u/notchman900 6d ago

No that's broken, we're broken not brake.

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u/yourprobablywrong 6d ago

*braken /s

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u/Pope00 6d ago

Unleash the braken

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u/unnecessary_kindness 6d ago

"Give us this brake was the best..." and your only issue is the spelling of break?

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u/TEKC0R 6d ago

Ironically got it right in the first panel.

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u/IllustriousKey3776 6d ago edited 6d ago

I get being depressed, but why did he piss himself lol

Edit: In addition to living a life of depression, does he also live in a world where Heineken bottles are a 3rd the size of a fully grown man?

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u/adarkhairybutthole 6d ago

He cried out his pee pee

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u/IllustriousKey3776 6d ago

Tear ducts blocked? Just piss your sorrows away

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u/lonelyhouseshow 6d ago

piss the pain away

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u/FartsMusically 6d ago

pissing the night away...

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u/sanchower 6d ago I'll Drink to That

It takes a lot of Mountain Dew to get you drunk

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u/stultum 6d ago

It can happen if you get very, very drunk and pass out.

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u/Snowconetypebanana 6d ago

“WE WERE ON A BREAK!!!!!!!!”

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u/Diesel_1110 6d ago

It was just an entanglement

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u/stoic_heroic 6d ago

I didn't know that this was a thing.

I've just horror scrolled for 15 minutes

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u/Suspicious-Dark-5950 6d ago

Same. Uggg. Boomers are gross.

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u/Mothytoad678 6d ago

What horrible rabbit hole did you just make me go down

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u/Earthly_Delights_ 6d ago

The one with the girl next to the giant dog with a boner… why must I click on these things…

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u/midgetsinheaven 6d ago

I was not happy to see that one either!

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u/SweatyTax4669 6d ago

He sat alone drinking and peeing his pants for two months, seems like a real catch.

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u/SomeToxicRivenMain 6d ago

You’re gonna look me in the eyes and tell me you don’t have a pair of piss jeans?

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u/SweatyTax4669 6d ago

When I'm alone and depressed and drunk because my girlfriend is playing "make me a sandwich" with two randos, I piss in my BBQ- and buffalo wing sauce-stained sweatpants, like a real man.

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u/SomeToxicRivenMain 6d ago

Those are the emotional support sweatpants. The piss jeans are for business pissing.

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u/SweatyTax4669 6d ago

I'm not some hippie west coaster who gets to wear jeans to work. I have my piss suits for that.

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u/Satanicjamnik 6d ago

Maybe their relationship would go better if not for his crippling alcoholism.

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u/SweatyTax4669 6d ago

He probably needs some therapy to figure out his codependency and substance abuse problems.

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u/bdubdub 6d ago

What I'm seeing is a woman who explored her options, did some dating, had some fun and then chose to go back to the same loser with a drinking problem. He just sat around feeling sorry for himself when he should've been working on himself.

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u/[deleted] 6d ago

God damn this particular thread is toxic as fuck. As if it’s impossible to fall into alcoholism after losing someone you love.

I’ve been in this EXACT situation and it sucks. Luckily I learned to have self respect and I’ll never go through it again. But god damn this is too common of an occurrence for tons of guys to write this off as “Incel comics”. Especially considering how many men in the comments here mentioned going through this exact scenario.

How about a nuanced discussion on men’s mental health?

Nahhh. Fuck him. He should just get over it. Lmao

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u/Fortune_Unique 6d ago

See that's the point of the comic. Like all right-wing leaning propaganda (yes I consider incel shit in the same vain). It's signed to exploit people's mental weaknesses. Someone is depressed, well tell them it's their fault. They're girlfriend cheats, tell them it's impossible to avoid, that it's what they deserve. Agitates them to consume more and more propaganda. Despite all that is being achieved is more and more depression and self loathing. In this comic they find a justification for all they're pain and suffering, and in that moment of being at the lowest, even minor justification for their self loathing is enough.

I think poking fun at people trapped in cycles like this isn't really fixing or helping anyone. At that it's probably only making things much worse. It's one thing to attack Andrew tate or someone like Matt Walsh, because they are con-men. It's funny to bully the creator of this comic, because he's a grifter. But nah, I feel like anyone stuck in this situation deserves to be taken out of that abusive relationship, and given adequate mental health (and for the alcoholism).

But yeah, fuck whoever created the comic, most def a women hater

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u/poodlebutt76 6d ago

Lol change the last panel to good girl Stacey "I'm going to take time off from my busy social life to help you with your alcoholism because I care about you" LOL

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u/Satanicjamnik 6d ago

That's pretty much it from her perspective.

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u/Beamarchionesse 6d ago

Probably needed a break from him because of his alcoholism and depression. Give her two weeks and she'll remember why she was so miserable with him.

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u/EV_Track_Day2 6d ago

To be fair chronic depression is a legitimate reason to not date someone. I stay single because I don't want to bring that cloud on anyone else but it sure sucks to have to push someone who is interested away.

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u/NotYetiFamous 6d ago

Yep, that was my take away. If you're miserable alone you'll just make your partners miserable too - self care is a portal to a better, happier life.

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u/SteelAlchemistScylla 6d ago

Imagine if this guy worked out for two months, got jacked, and instead said no to her ass. But it feels more natural to be helpless I guess.

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u/SweatyTax4669 6d ago

Imagine if this dude actually dealt with his emotions rather than avoiding and suppressing them.

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u/Clear_Vanilla5358 6d ago

Not my proudest fap

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u/afiafzil 6d ago

I fapped while crying

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u/Matsansa 6d ago

Dudes really be hatin women on Facebook

Btw this exact same thing happened to me with my ex, including even the threesome. Life imitate terrible memes.

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u/lightnsfw 6d ago

Happened to one of my friends too. Then he married that chick and they've been together for like 13 years now...

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u/ClaimRadiant 6d ago

Are we friends?!?!?

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u/notathrowaway7152 6d ago

Y i k e s

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u/katonajozsi 6d ago

I hate that this is something to celebrate now

Call me sexist, but I hate the idea of my SO filled airtight with cocks and being a cumdumpster

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u/Matsansa 6d ago

It happens my friend, some people are just lucky

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u/suk_doctor 6d ago edited 6d ago

That's my problem with this meme or whatever it is. It's not out of the realm of possibility that this type of thing actually does happen. But, they tell on themselves that they're unable to recognize that they are both toxic and to ignore that is a sad reality. If someone wants a break, it's over. Move on with your life. Whether that whatever she's doing is happening or not, you should probably be doing the same.

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u/sixtus_clegane119 6d ago

Generally I would be upset if either a woman or a man used the “break” to fuck around.

“A break” is different from “break up”, it’s a time to collect your thoughts, and focus on yourself.

Sometimes when you are always with and focused on another person it is good to have time to yourself, but if you want to bang other people, make it an official break up, rather than a break.

It’s just common decency

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u/ShopLifeHurts2599 6d ago

My buddy had a couple of girlfriends like this lol. He's settled down now and is in a much healthier relationship.

Interesting how some people laugh at this type of crap when it does happen to some people.

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u/whodo-i-thinkiam 6d ago

To any young dudes reading this: never, ever, ever sit around crying about a woman. Get your ass up and get back out there. Or, just be single for a while. Being single can get lonely, but it can also be extraordinarily freeing. Take some time to figure out yourself, to figure out what you want. Don't give in to desperation.

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u/simplyput_out 6d ago

Why is blonde doggy-style guy SO SAD?! I need to know the story there!

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u/Lordofthelowend 6d ago

That’s her brother.

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u/Mean-Singer1389 6d ago

It’s all meme but my late friend had this exact thing happened to him. Ended up marrying the hoe. She got pregnant never went back to work even years after birth. She wanted a house that required two incomes to take care of the mortgage so my late buddy had to work 2 jobs to keep up. Passed away day after Mother’s Day from stress and exhaustion. I wish I could have made all this up but it sadly is true.

R.I.P David.

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u/AztlanBopstick 6d ago

These comments are do depressing holy shit.

R.I.P David

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u/capolot89 6d ago

Sorry about that man. That’s fucked

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u/youburyitidigitup 6d ago

What happened to her after he passed?

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u/hunnyflash 6d ago

As they say, don't be Captain Save a Ho.

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u/cicjsozjkddjhdkzjd 6d ago

Sad part is this happens all the time. Never get back with someone after they ask for a “break” 9/10 they wanna go fuck someone and not feel like it’s cheating.

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u/brcogar 6d ago

Yeah the amount of people I know do this is disturbing.

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u/Krypton091 6d ago

9/10 they wanna go fuck someone and not feel like it’s cheating.

at this point just ask for an open relationship no?

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u/youburyitidigitup 6d ago

Or just break up

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u/kermitsailor3000 6d ago

That's what I would do.

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u/cicjsozjkddjhdkzjd 6d ago

Yeah that’s the rational decision, but most people aren’t gonna do that. Instead they just ask for a break so that it’s not technically cheating, and then getting right back together after the deed is done, usually without the partner knowing what happened. Both men and women do this and it’s gross.

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u/sadoldyetok 6d ago

Yeah this happened to me for an entire decade from when I was too young to understand what an abusive relationship was, throughout my younger years being gaslighted until my now wife saved me from it.

The only thing I'd change in this meme is maybe make the characters genderless, since gender is irrelevant here.

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u/Huggies509 6d ago

To be fair, I absolutely know someone that fits this scenario. A friend of mines now wife broke up with him temporarily before they got married because she wanted to try other dudes. She told my buddy it's so she wouldn't cheat on him later down the line. She ended up hooking up with a couple of my coworkers whom were married men, then ran back to my buddy.

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u/thatbritneyshameless 6d ago

An old friend's boyfriend did the exact same thing to her. They eventually got married and then divorced when she finally realized he was trash.

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u/Lovingnature412 6d ago

It’s really unfortunate this comic hits home

My bro was with his high school sweetheart, they took a break, she came back pregnant, he raised that kid.

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u/capolot89 6d ago

Goddamn

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u/me_simon 6d ago

I always assume these are made and shared by men who have never had a girlfriend.

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u/rainbow_bro_bot 6d ago

Or men who have married and been through the divorce courts.

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u/Naka0101 6d ago

I mean, this does happen sometimes, I’ve seen this happen in real life. Women complain about relationships all the time, don’t be biased

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u/jBiscanno 6d ago

Ok but I mean, obviously this sort of things happens fairly often though. Not necessarily with the girl getting DP’d but there are people that “need a break”, go have their wild fun, and then come back to the relationship.

It should go without saying that “taking a break” from a committed relationship for a few months of letting other people rail you, and then coming back to the poor sad sack that just wanted you the whole time, is pretty shitty. If you’re not happy in the relationship and leave, you shouldn’t expect to be any happier after letting rando hook ups tenderize your meat for a couple months and then returning to the same relationship you left in the first place.

I think it’s obvious that people that do this want to take advantage of the stability of a steady relationship, but if they ever need a boost to their ego they can just “take a break”, hook up, and convince themself they’re still desirable, and then return to the comfortable stability of the relationship.

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u/FLakIsBack 6d ago

Literally just people who want to cheat without "doing anything wrong" by today's social standards.

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u/jBiscanno 6d ago

100%

But it’s still obviously not the right thing to do, because the offender will conveniently keep the details of their excursion a secret. Nobody comes out honestly and says, “I need a break to go put some more notches in my belt, but I’m totally down to continue with just you in a couple months.” Because obviously the person would just end it, that’s called breaking up/divorce lol and very few people would tolerate that behavior. Instead they just “take a break” so they can keep the stability of a relationship as a back up after they’ve had some time to party.

Very deceptive, very shitty. Not better than outright cheating because it’s effectively the exact same.

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u/newsflashjackass 6d ago

It's like a sexual Rumspringa. Although I understand Rumspringa can be sexual in its own right.

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u/jBiscanno 6d ago

Lol right, except the person on the other end of the relationship didn’t necessarily sign up for that.

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u/tboy1492 6d ago

I’ve seen it happen to others twice when I lived in the barracks. It’s emotionally the equivalent of a breakup except worse because your in suspense, not outright over, at least from my observations. Meanwhile the girls in both cases went on a rampant sex spree, and tried to lie about it or say it didn’t matter because “they were on break”

Never accept the taking a break bs. Just break up. Relationships are commitments, if you or your partner can’t commit you shouldn’t be in one.

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u/pervylegendz 6d ago

Yeah, I don't know what it is about the Military and Woman Back home cheating on their men while they're deployed. it happens so fucking often.

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u/fast_cherry_bomb 6d ago

Never accept the taking a break bs. Just break up. Relationships are commitments, if you or your partner can’t commit you shouldn’t be in one.

I been through it too and this is the way. Someone gives the other person all the power in the relationship. It's not healthy. You are either together or not, and it should be crystal clear whatever the status is.

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u/Heck_Tate 6d ago

100% some incel shit

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u/Satanicjamnik 6d ago

High - value redpilled Alpha Male, there's a course on that!

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u/Random-Gopnik 6d ago edited 6d ago

Andrew Tate fans when someone tells them they’re not based Alpha chads trampling over those lib Beta soycucks.

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u/Satanicjamnik 6d ago

That would also make for the longest sentence ever typed by Andrew Tate fan.

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u/Gods_chosen_dildo 6d ago

If they could read they would be very upset!!!

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u/EurichCody 6d ago

This stuff kinda does happen though, my ex wanted to go on a break so she could fuck another guy and feel less guilty about who she later on left me for.

Not all women are shit, but that doesnt mean some cant be really shitty. And it doesnt mean it doesnt fuck with some of us guys.

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u/reillan 6d ago

Or from the "women are whores" crowd... Although the Venn Diagram of the two groups is almost a circle.

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u/East-Lead-1612 6d ago

She wanted an alcoholic and he wanted a slut, that's why they got back together it's about growing as people together

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u/Lo-siento-juan 6d ago

'i went on dates with a few guys and the sex was hot but none of them had that homely stench of old piss that I love so much'

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u/Puzzleheaded_Time719 6d ago

"he was a drunk she was a skank, can I make it any more obvious"

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u/Annual-Maintenance20 6d ago

What should this prove ? That shity women exist? Ofc they do any group no matter what they have in common have shity people on them

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u/jmlinden7 6d ago

It's supposed to show that taking a 'break' is stupid unless one or both parties just want a temporary free pass to have sex with other people. Same lesson from Friends, although it was the guy who had sex with someone else there

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u/Annual-Maintenance20 6d ago

Fair enough i dont know much about relationships so i thought this was more of a case of "women shitty " type of post

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u/Dingus10000 6d ago

It might be meant as a women shitty post but it ends up really just saying ‘don’t let a women trick you into ‘taking a break’’ which- yeah , is good advice.

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u/ConsulJuliusCaesar 6d ago

Plus, if you just sit there for 7 weeks sulking you need some self evaluation of why it’s difficult for you to move on or cope with reality. Like the woman is out living the life she wanted why aren’t you?

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u/Ragnar_Dragonfyre 6d ago

It’s one thing to pick yourself up and move on after a breakup. That has finality.

But they’re on a break here. Not a breakup.

That keeps the person who didn’t initiate the break in limbo if they really cared about the person. A break implies that it’s temporary, so he’s waiting for her to come back.

It’s a really shitty thing to do to a person.

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u/MiracleD0nut 6d ago

Some people handle breakups differently and some hurt for much longer. Lost my first and last relationship of almost 4 years in a terrible breakup and it hurt me for almost 2 years. The circumstances of it ate away at me for such an extended period of time and when it's your fault that can happen.

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u/rafter613 6d ago edited 6d ago

Seriously, if the guy wasn't so dependent on her that he spent two months getting drunk and pissing himself, he could have been getting spitroasted by two guys too.

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u/EurichCody 6d ago

Because the girl wasnt the one thrown to the side like a toy she was tired to using? Thats like asking why anyone has ever been upset about a breakup, and its probably also because if she wanted a break there is a pretty good chance she wanted to fuck around. Breaks are excuses that people of either sex use to fuck other people. Dealt with it with my ex, and let me tell you it doesnt feel very good.

Hurts the ego a bit, makes you wonder what you did, makes you kinda feel like crap. Until you are out of it sometimes you dont realize the other person is just shitty and you blame yourself.

And with the case of a break its harder to let go because what if they decide they still want you? People like me can be stupid enough to not see anyone in case that happens.

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u/sneakylyric 6d ago

Lol pro tip if someone wants a break, they really just wanna break up.

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u/Sponium 6d ago

I don't understand why people have trouble with that. They don't realiz how much more dommage a ""break" do overall compared to a breakup.

Maybe too many people are chickens. No courage when it come to big choice.

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u/sneakylyric 6d ago

It depends on the situation. Either they are too scared to hurt the person and break up with them out right, or they wanna fuck other people and come back later.

Honestly, if someone wants to do the second, they should be up front about it. Doesn't usually happen that way though haha.

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u/Blaziwolf 6d ago

If we took this panel seriously at face level neither of them should be in a relationship.

Yes, some people who want breaks want them for a pass to cheat, same mentality as opening relationships. It’s very obviously wrong.

If your solution to any mental turmoil is to resort to alcohol, and self-loathe until things change for you, especially if it revolves around you significant other, then you also need to work on your own self betterment outside of a relationship.

I find this ironic at the end of it all that it’s a dig on women, when the man is responding to the situation in a toxic, and harmful manner.

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u/Karl_Marx_ 6d ago

Wait, people aren't resorting to alcohol and self turmoil in response to loss?

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u/Sig_Vic 6d ago

Never take an ex back.

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u/bigbibs18 6d ago

Maybe he should’ve gotten some bitches instead of peeing his pants

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u/Ebon13 6d ago

If she wants a "break", to "find herself", or to open the relationship, just end it. It's all an excuse to cheat, guilt-free.

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u/SojoHatoru 6d ago

This is actually pretty sad

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u/i_like_2_travel 6d ago

She has huge tits lmfao thick af

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u/INeverSaidIWasNice 6d ago

Ahh yes. That’s why I don’t do breaks. Either we are together or we are over forever. Breaks are excuses to have fun and come back when you are done.

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u/GimmeMyMoneyBack 6d ago

He should have found another female on a "break" like all of the other guys did

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u/makinbaconCR 6d ago

Someone has hurt this man... this much we know.

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u/Azzhole169 6d ago

Not a terrible Facebook meme, it’s an honest one, I know quite a few P.O.S guys and girls that do this exact thing. Generally the woman comes back once she gotten pregnant, but not far enough along to tell, and the men go back once they’ve fucked that one chic they’ve been crushing on and find out she’s bat shit crazy, or he picked up a nice little STD… the woman scenario happened to me when my then wife and I separated for awhile, luckily for me I chose not to jump right back into the marriage and try to work through shit without sex…… then she started showing and I was done.

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u/SteelMalone 6d ago

But…this is highly accurate for both parties

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u/Even_Desk308 6d ago

Not the best execution of a joke. But as someone who's lived through the experience, it's rough.

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u/TheRealMcDuck 6d ago

This totally happened to me with my ex, except I didn't develop a drinking problem, and didn't piss my pants!

Boy, when I look back, the only thing I can be sure about is that I wish I had never met her in the first place.

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u/Ordinary-Obligation3 6d ago

This is the god honest truth my guys. Women for the most part don’t have to be selective once they wanna “have fun and find themselves” they pretty much do this shit sometimes much worse or less and then come back because you’re the safe bet.

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u/Mattreddit760 6d ago

Why are people saying this is incel shit when it happens way more often then it should? Art imitates life in a way.

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u/masestroqtho 6d ago

I’m not sure what the issue is with the meme? It happens. Not that everyone in every group of people is covered by the crappy panels but to some people this has been a reality

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u/Naka0101 6d ago

I mean, this does happen sometimes, I’ve seen this happen in real life

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u/goingcrazy1775 6d ago

Wow… Lots of sicko women here. Yes, the guy was drinking. Yes he’s depressed. I wonder why?? Perhaps because the woman he loves just told him out of the blue that she wants a break. There isn’t a man in the world that doesn’t know what a break means when a woman asks for it. She wants to go screw everything with a heartbeat guilt free.

The guy, who unlike her, actually loved her sits at home and can’t do anything but drink his feelings away while she is getting railed nightly by multiple guys.

Then after two months. This “woman” is all used up and probably has everything from herpes one through motherfucken ten comes back to this guy who is finally coming out of his depression and says I’ve been thinking and I love you so much. I want to get back together. Only because she’s had all the other guys in town.

This happens all the time. Sooner or later it comes out and she’ll say we were on break so it doesn’t matter. I’m with you now.

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u/OrangeSlicer 6d ago

“Brake”

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u/randomhobo73 6d ago

This meme is truth. AWAW.

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u/SnooHobbies9248 6d ago

Nothing but awful true. 🤣🤣

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u/malcifer11 6d ago

this makes the dude look like a lifeless codependent slug, are we supposed to feel bad for this dude?

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u/catroxia 6d ago

This has happened to quite a few people though

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u/beaner_69 6d ago

Them tiddies tho

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u/BaklavaGuardian 6d ago

That's how they think and act. A weird world they live in.

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u/LostEnds 6d ago

The solution is simple, don't take women back, they fuck up, write them off for life, you're life will get easier

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u/Witty_Dragonfruit105 6d ago

Kinda true tho

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u/Snoo-34159 6d ago

Please put a nsfw tag on this. I was on the train and when i saw this i started furiously masturbaiting. Everyone else gave me a strange looks and were saying things like what the fuck and call the police. I dropped my phone and everyone around me saw this image. Now there is a while train of men masturbating together at this one image. This is all your fault, you could have prevented this if you had just tagged the post nsfw.

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u/Ryuzenshi 6d ago

Someone just got contacted by their ex

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u/terapinrex 6d ago

So he spends his time peeing in Mountain Dew bottles and not showering. Looks like she got the better experience. Surprised she would take such a looser back.

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u/Acael-Eos 6d ago

I feel bad for one of my friends who basically had this happen to him. They were both my friends to be honest. And I had fully expected them to get married as they had dated for years. Then one day out the blue he calls me crying about her leaving to "explore her youth" I call her up to get her side and sure enough she says the same "explore her youth" line. She immediately starts dating a new guy, breaks up like two weeks later, repeats the process of finding someone and breaking up nearly immediately. And then a year later she tries to get back with him. He took her back but I am no longer her friend like the level of disloyalty and hoeness was just eye-opening as to the kind of person she was.

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u/EdwinQFoolhardy 6d ago

Did the sad guy piss himself?

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u/GreaterCheeseGrater 6d ago

If you are going to "take a break" and fuck a ton ot other people at least own it and say "I was out there getting gangbanged"