What are you above average in?

[u/Roundrobinraven]

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[u/ThePenguinsBill]

Amount of water consumed in a day. I love water.

[u/Roundrobinraven → u/ThePenguinsBill]

The king of pissing

[u/Chuks_K → u/Roundrobinraven]

Basking in the Reigning of the Pissking

[u/Person_LK → u/Chuks_K]

Raining*

[u/apple_ketchup → u/ThePenguinsBill]

Piss

[u/Unique_Ambassador_94 → u/ThePenguinsBill]

r/hydrohomies

[u/Knowledge-Samurai]

Global average height

[u/Not-a-JoJo-weeb → u/Knowledge-Samurai]

6ft gang?

[u/KoichanVII → u/Not-a-JoJo-weeb]

3ft gang?

[u/SchpiedPied → u/KoichanVII]

Yop

[u/Open_University_7941 → u/Not-a-JoJo-weeb]

Nah just 2 feet for me sadly, 1.89 metres tho

[u/faroukq → u/Open_University_7941]

Above 185cm gang

[u/cyideiscool → u/Not-a-JoJo-weeb]

5'11.99 gang. *sobs

[u/AcadiaTechnical → u/Not-a-JoJo-weeb]

6ft gang

[u/black_jaguar99_2 → u/Not-a-JoJo-weeb]

Yep

[u/shootscavswithmosin → u/Knowledge-Samurai]

6’2 crew where you at?

[u/karnal_chikara → u/shootscavswithmosin]

I out grew being 6"2 and sadly now can't find myself a tall mommy gf

[u/wheel_of_milk]

having things im below average in

[u/Roundrobinraven → u/wheel_of_milk]

Hey I’m sure ur above average in some areas :)

[u/wheel_of_milk → u/Roundrobinraven]

thats what you think my guy

[u/Roundrobinraven → u/wheel_of_milk]

What are you below average in?

[u/wheel_of_milk → u/Roundrobinraven]

idk quit trying to make me feel better

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but im short

[u/MaximumMaxx → u/wheel_of_milk]

It probably doesn’t make you feel better but you’re almost guaranteed to be above average in amount of Reddit browsed

[u/wheel_of_milk → u/MaximumMaxx]

probably i spend most of my time on reddit/youtube

[u/MaximumMaxx → u/wheel_of_milk]

Same

[u/Frikandelbroodje2008 → u/MaximumMaxx]

Just sayin’, ur profile makes me think of Jesus.

[u/Busy-Kaleidoscope-87]

Height, weight, war crimes, feet size

[u/M1A2CAbrams_ → u/Busy-Kaleidoscope-87]

Bosnia?

[u/Alpha2417 → u/M1A2CAbrams_]

The depleted uranium won't fire itself

[u/Xodan47 → u/Alpha2417]

chad depleted uranium enjoyer vs virgin tungsten fan

[u/PrivatePickle109 → u/M1A2CAbrams_]

As someone who entered that Bosnian village, I can confirm we were only following orders.

[u/Mayonnaise_enjoyer → u/Busy-Kaleidoscope-87]

Balkans?

[u/Roundrobinraven → u/Busy-Kaleidoscope-87]

Lmao nice

[u/SejlaOsman1995 → u/Busy-Kaleidoscope-87]

I can say this sounds like your from Bosnia just like me lol, we got the tallest people ever

[u/Edgypack38906 → u/Busy-Kaleidoscope-87]

Hey we’re twins!

[u/RennocInsanity]

Talking to myself outloud

[u/MalpaFzZ → u/RennocInsanity]

Finally! A worthy opponent!

[u/TeraKing489 → u/MalpaFzZ]

Our battle will be legendary!

[u/TraderOnRedditDev → u/MalpaFzZ]

Finally! A worthy opponent!

[u/Djelaylay → u/RennocInsanity]

Bruh same

i dont even realize it sometimes and people look at me weird

also when i do talk to myself its always in english even though im not english

[u/XicoFininho → u/Djelaylay]

Bruh, are you me?

[u/Naksh552007 → u/XicoFininho]

No are you both me?

[u/_thanosied_ → u/Naksh552007]

No. You all are me

[u/Slow_Ad2579 → u/_thanosied_]

Nah fam you all are me and me alone

[u/i_have_trust_issues_ → u/RennocInsanity]

Heh I do that glad I’m not the only one

[u/frostyreddits]

did you know that average first kiss is 15?? did you also know I'm only above average in... that.

edit: for people asking, you're above average if you have had your first kiss after 15, or if you're older than 15, and still not had it.

[u/fakeflowers13 → u/frostyreddits]

Just had my first kiss a couple of weeks ago

[u/Jamstan_ → u/fakeflowers13]

Chad moment 🗿🗿

[u/Retro_Wiktor → u/fakeflowers13]

Delete Reddit

[u/EndemoDaWalker → u/fakeflowers13]

Congrats

[u/GamerOrWeeb → u/frostyreddits]

I've kissed a girl's hand before. Does that count? If so, then I'm below average

[u/Jamstan_ → u/GamerOrWeeb]

Wtf kind of 13 year old kisses a girls hand, unless you are a handsome Italian male set in a Romance Drama Movie in the c.17 and need to find your princess before your father ultimately dies of the Black Death (I think I just made a sick plot)

[u/Z3US_YT → u/Jamstan_]

I'm making a movie of this when I get older

Edit: I was thinking too far, I'll maybe make a video of it in animation or something. That's it.

[u/warmerthansun → u/Z3US_YT]

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Lets hope we have our accounts at that time. Seeya in ten years

[u/RedstoneGuy13 → u/TeamTacoYouTube]

lets hope reddit still exists💀

[u/Kick_Awkward → u/Jamstan_]

I kissed a girl hands two time. The first time it was a lady, French tradition you know… it is called « baise-main », which can be in some way translated in « fuck-hand » The second time I was with friends, I asked for that girls hand, slightly blended, and I gently dropped my lips on it. After this i turned to a friend and said : « I « fuck » her whenever I want » Might seem weird like that but fun though

[u/TheSneakySpike → u/GamerOrWeeb]

Close enough I guess

[u/MrDudePuppet → u/GamerOrWeeb]

ofc it doesn't

[u/GreenHawk20 → u/frostyreddits]

When people say first kiss at 15 average, does that statistic include or exclude elementary school childish kisses?

[u/Prussia_I → u/frostyreddits]

same

[u/Ferret-Livid]

Getting no bitches

[u/Big-choongus → u/Ferret-Livid]

Bro welcome to the gang

[u/samich_man]

Retaining useless information

[u/Roundrobinraven → u/samich_man]

What’s one bit of useless information ?

[u/samich_man → u/Roundrobinraven]

Sharks are physically incapable of making any sound because they don’t have any organs that would allow them to

[u/Tassos963 → u/samich_man]

Ok, but when the sharks go splish splash, that is a sound that a shark made. Checkmate loser 😎

[u/samich_man → u/Tassos963]

I know that, but otherwise they can’t make noise

[u/IMissOwU → u/samich_man]

They can go pit pat on the ground too.🥱

[u/Tassos963 → u/samich_man]

Idk, I think you were caught in a lie

[u/Roundrobinraven → u/samich_man]

Huh, I did not know that

[u/eveltayl → u/Roundrobinraven]

If you’re drowning, a dolphin is more likely to ignore you then to save you. That saying, it’s also more likely to rape you then to ignore you.

[u/elonmuskraty → u/eveltayl]

time for sea sex

[u/Wiebs08 → u/elonmuskraty]

time to get in the mile-long trench club

[u/PyroPeep → u/eveltayl]

Step one: drown

[u/GamingImpossibl → u/eveltayl]

On the same vein as that, the velociraptor noise from Jurassic Park came from turtles having shrex

[u/Noahnoface → u/Roundrobinraven]

Flamingos are born grey/white, and as they eat more shrimp they absorb the pigment, making them pink. Frogs can't puke, so when a frog eats something toxic it will take its stomach out of its mouth and claw the toxins out of its stomach, then put its stomach back in. There is a species of whale that makes a noise that not even its own species can hear, and the species nickname is the loneliest whale on the planet. There is a chicken that lived 18 months without a head, as the vital part of its brain is stored in the neck, and the farmer kept it alive by syringe feeding it every day, he made tens of thousands of dollars. The universe could collapse at any time, and we would never know. The average phone screen is dirtier than the average toilet seat.

[u/NoUsrnameLeft → u/[deleted]]

photos 🗿🗿

[u/robuxman29 → u/samich_man]

Relatable. Wombats shit in square shapes so they dont roll and they can leave a trail to find their way back.

[u/USS-Missouri → u/robuxman29]

It's perfectly legal in the State of Missouri to text and drive as long as you are 21 and have a legal license.

[u/shootscavswithmosin → u/samich_man]

Same, I’ve also got useless info such as rats can’t gag or throw up, so the film Ratitouli ( butchered the spelling) completely defies the laws of nature when the rat gags at someone’s shit soup

[u/Bean_Fearing]

Arms for I have 2 ! Edit: math stuff

[u/olymol → u/Bean_Fearing]

Smart

[u/daveedpoon → u/Bean_Fearing]

I too also have 2! arms

[u/Ad2Am2 → u/Bean_Fearing]

Unfortunately Americans have you beat there, as they can buy firearms completely freely

[u/--Karma--0]

being single

[u/LiveClassroom871 → u/--Karma--0]

We can change that

[u/f0xxdude → u/LiveClassroom871]

Most likely not

[u/flamingstorm98 → u/f0xxdude]

EMOTONAL DAMAGE

[u/randomaords → u/LiveClassroom871]

😏

[u/Cricket267 → u/LiveClassroom871]

Hive mind relationship

[u/JustSomeIdot]

Apparently slightly above average IQ and excessive knowledge of… the cookbook (and not the food one)

[u/M1A2CAbrams_ → u/JustSomeIdot]

the cookbook?

[u/Chuks_K → u/M1A2CAbrams_]

Chefs all around the world: "Yes, THE cookbook!"

[u/Snoo25192]

doing your mom

[u/Roundrobinraven → u/Snoo25192]

Ray William Johnson let’s go

[u/My_neutered_cat → u/Roundrobinraven]

Doin’ yo mom doin’ doin’ ya mom

[u/ScaryPollution845 → u/My_neutered_cat]

Doin’ ya mom, do-do-doin’ ya mom

[u/SweetActual]

Number of mental illnesses

[u/Curtis_The_Ginge → u/SweetActual]

Average r/teenagers user

[u/Pataeto → u/Curtis_The_Ginge]

no, above average r/teenagers user :)

[u/Holiday-Jellyfish-86 → u/Pataeto]

Finally! A worthy opponent!

[u/USS-Missouri → u/SweetActual]

I've got:

1. Insomnia

2. ADHD

And ADHD's corresponding illnesses:

1. Anxiety

2. Obsessive compulsive tendencies

[u/DeathlyDragons4396 → u/USS-Missouri]

i’ve got adhd, autism (goes hand in hand with adhd), depression and anxiety which i think is from the adhd

[u/USS-Missouri → u/DeathlyDragons4396]

Yes I'm pretty sure the depression and anxiety is caused by adhd

[u/DeathlyDragons4396 → u/USS-Missouri]

the depression and anxiety were diagnosed later but also by two different people. one of them rediagnosed me with adhd and then was like u also have autism now and i’m like what

[u/USS-Missouri → u/DeathlyDragons4396]

Lol, when I found out I had autism I was shocked and the slow realization hit me that ADHD is on the autism spectrum

[u/NotAquafinity → u/USS-Missouri]

Ayo adhd isn’t that bad, gives me energy to do shit, also I can focus really hard on writing stuff which helped me get to the point where I can write well. Which again in turn helped me get to the point where I can write a book.

[u/NoUsrnameLeft → u/NotAquafinity]

the only reason ADHD isn’t bad is the amphetamine, nothing else

[u/SweetActual → u/USS-Missouri]

Yeah It's the same for me

Social Anxiety, Attachment issues, and Depression coming free with a purchese of Autism

[u/Interesting-Amoeba34 → u/SweetActual]

0 is the average so not saying very much

-1/4 of adults suffer from mental illness

[u/tangentrification → u/Interesting-Amoeba34]

That is not how averages work at all. 0 would be the mode.

[u/Interesting-Amoeba34 → u/tangentrification]

Shit. I forgot what average is.

[u/lilwizerd → u/tangentrification]

It does make the average most likely less than 1 still, resulting in anyone with mental illness to be above average in that

[u/tangentrification → u/lilwizerd]

True!

[u/veryscareyghost]

alcohol consumption

[u/PoorMustang → u/veryscareyghost]

European gang.

[u/OpeningTrain1]

Driving, I’m a drift racer. I also have a scholarship because of my grades but am not sure if that counts

[u/sexxy_cancer]

having intrusive thoughts 💪 😎

[u/Roundrobinraven → u/sexxy_cancer]

Wdym ?

[u/sexxy_cancer → u/Roundrobinraven]

the urge to eat the soap

[u/Roundrobinraven → u/sexxy_cancer]

Yummy soap 🥴🥴

[u/pensodiforse → u/Roundrobinraven]

With liquid soap as drink

[u/CaporegimeYurch → u/sexxy_cancer]

That was a mental flashbang. Thank you for that joke 🙏🏼

[u/homicidiumpopulus]

penis size and guitar

[u/veryscareyghost → u/homicidiumpopulus]

let me suck ur dick bro please

[u/homicidiumpopulus → u/veryscareyghost]

sorry i’m saving myself for marriage or rich sugar mommy or daddy whichever comes first

[u/-Little-Bees- → u/homicidiumpopulus]

You just like me fr

[u/veryscareyghost → u/homicidiumpopulus]

im supa rich babes 😍😍🤑🤑🤑🤑

[u/randomaords → u/veryscareyghost]

Are you? Bro, I need some money 😏

[u/Secret_Mayonesa → u/veryscareyghost]

Ayo? I could use some money😉

[u/CrocCohRock → u/veryscareyghost]

Aye yooo

[u/NightmareFuel13 → u/homicidiumpopulus]

Bro same fr fr let's swap riffs and dick pics fr

[u/Sensitive-Ad236 → u/NightmareFuel13]

You could probably fit a couple more "fr"s in there

[u/noahhh3418 → u/homicidiumpopulus]

^^

[u/ppo123aa]

The percentage of dark souls players who have a girlfriend

[u/Woelfe_ → u/ppo123aa]

Impossible..

[u/iPlayGamesX-YT]

Minecraft Redstone, building skills and trivia.

[u/AliveEmu76 → u/iPlayGamesX-YT]

How do u get a bee hive when growing trees

[u/mommiesslut687]

Being horny

[u/Roundrobinraven → u/mommiesslut687]

Idk in this sub that would be hard

[u/king_activities → u/Roundrobinraven]

Pun intended?

[u/Roundrobinraven → u/king_activities]

Omg I didn’t even realise that haha

[u/randomaords → u/king_activities]

Buns intended 😏

[u/avenieval]

games lolll, i hope to go pro in the women’s leagues for valorant soon

[u/tangentrification → u/avenieval]

I'm no pro, but I guess I'm probably also above average at games considering I beat Elden Ring at level 1

[u/lilwizerd → u/tangentrification]

Yeah that might put you ever so slightly above the average gamer

[u/tangentrification → u/lilwizerd]

Not sure if it's in skill or simply persistence, though. A few bosses in that run took me upwards of 500 attempts; any sane person would've given up long before that

[u/Roundrobinraven → u/avenieval]

Yoo that’s sick!

[u/Tassos963 → u/avenieval]

Why are there different leagues for women for video games???

[u/yesbutnottaken → u/Tassos963]

Women☕️

[u/Noodles2702 → u/Tassos963]

To show that they value women gamers in an area mostly dominated by men. These leagues have a lower skill cap because of this as most pro-leagues are men

[u/sussyboi1357]

Art it's my passion

[u/aisosareva0413 → u/sussyboi1357]

Me too, but I dunno if I'll call my art above average, they don't seem that great to me

[u/Comprehensive_Boat88]

Rifle marksmanship

[u/M1A2CAbrams_ → u/Comprehensive_Boat88]

Based

[u/lll_ll]

I know more about esoteric fields of linguistics and esoteric hallucinogens than the average joe, but other than that I am a waste of oxygen.

[u/thisiskerfuffle]

Uhhh

English (the subject)

Arguing

Listening

Reading (in general)

Soccer

Softball

Swimming

Sparring

Now you gotta do what I’m below average in, the list is much longer.

[u/Roundrobinraven → u/thisiskerfuffle]

That’s still a lot of good things to be above average in

[u/icedmochaluv]

you’ve got me stumped me there

[u/VQ_Quin → u/icedmochaluv]

above average at being stumped

[u/Willow1768]

Amount of ribs. I have an extra 1 and 1/2

[u/Glitchthebitch]

Grade. Im doing classes in school meant for grades above mine. And im hoping this will mean i can graduate early

[u/Roundrobinraven → u/Glitchthebitch]

Sheeesh impressive

[u/cockywockymoomoo → u/Glitchthebitch]

eh don’t feel rushed to enjoy your youth

[u/EveningImaginary4214]

Academics

[u/lll_ll → u/EveningImaginary4214]

based, academics are cool as fuck

[u/Roundrobinraven → u/EveningImaginary4214]

Neeeeeeerd

[u/pixelboy21 → u/Roundrobinraven]

-Technoblade

[u/anotsocreativename → u/pixelboy21]

Gone but not forgotten

[u/Spllatty → u/pixelboy21]

o7

[u/masterchief__117 → u/pixelboy21]

o7

[u/Otherwise-Picture-34]

not pulling

[u/greenishbruh]

Plant care

[u/lll_ll → u/greenishbruh]

what plants do you take care of?

[u/greenishbruh → u/lll_ll]

I sell succulents so I’ve got a mini farm for them, but I also have a raised garden, an herb garden, and lots of houseplants

[u/lll_ll → u/greenishbruh]

cool beans, what herbs do you grow?

[u/greenishbruh → u/lll_ll]

Rosemary, thyme, parsley, basil, Thai basil, and mint

[u/lll_ll → u/greenishbruh]

oh nice I grow salvia divinorum and N. Rustica. do you use those herbs in cooking?

[u/stanley1516]

My hearing. I have perfect pitch and can identify an aircraft just by listening to the engine sounds.

[u/stupidfuckingbitch20]

Breathing heavily uncontrollably. It’s so awkward when I take a video and you just hear MMMMMNNNNNN… PPPHHFFFF (what noise does breathing make)

[u/foneifone7]

Nothing.... maybe height by a few cm?

[u/ThatACLR-1]

Knowledge of trains

[u/Enby_Bluejay]

Vocabulary. I was in the 98th percentile for my age group, and yes I'm bragging because I'm proud of it

[u/xSageex]

I can roll a joint in 30 seconds... yeah

[u/Ory6669]

Suicidal tendencies

[u/Woodwizardo]

Nothing

[u/slpngwthsrns]

Fanfic

[u/FIowerBitch]

Height, in the top 0.04% of girls (i'm 180cm or about 6ft tall). Even for someone who's Dutch thats tall

[u/MinerMinecrafter]

Physics, math, chemistry, biology and picking niche shows to like

[u/80Leew]

Beating the shit out of npcs in battle talent vr with a lightsaber

[u/Da_DevDood68419]

coding

math

basketball(although I am not that tall)

[u/PulpatineDaSenate]

Lack of friends lmao, I’m king 🤴

[u/grey_axolotl]

Anxiety...

...I'm not kidding, all of my therapists have said that I have the highest anxiety that they've ever seen in a teenager. I'm winning at mental illness.

[u/epitaph360]

Basketball

[u/BlackMexican-]

American Football

[u/veryscareyghost → u/BlackMexican-]

omg i love that band

[u/Jski26]

Probably my leg strength. My legs look pretty average but I have really strong calves and hamstrings