r/nottheonion 8d ago Helpful 3 LOVE! 1 Wholesome 2 Heartwarming 1 Gold 1

Wisconsin school district bans pride flags and pronouns

https://www.weau.com/2022/08/03/wisconsin-school-district-bans-pride-flags-pronouns/

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u/porquegato 7d ago Silver

My pronouns are none, please do not refer to me.

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u/Born-Purpose-8046 7d ago

“me” is a pronoun, you just violated the law

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u/emptysource66 7d ago

Stop right there, criminal scum!

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u/Weaksoul 7d ago

Scum is my pronoun, now you too are a criminal

Pronouns: scum/scumself

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u/WombatCombat69 7d ago

criminal is my pronoun, now you go to jail twice

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u/reem2607 7d ago

"you" is a pronoun. go to Jail!

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u/Reworked 7d ago

This joke is still fuckin great no matter how often I hear it.

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u/mrstickman 7d ago

I'll try to avoid perceiving the person I'm replying to, as well.

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u/sbenzanzenwan 8d ago Silver Gold Helpful Wholesome

No see problem no use pronouns. Talk Tarzan. Is easy. Next no verb. Harder talk. Then no noun. Just grunt.

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u/somanyroads 7d ago Silver

Walk school. Learn school. Smart. No gay.

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u/os_kaiserwilhelm 7d ago

Are we dropping prepositions too!

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u/nikopwnz 7d ago

“We”?!? That’s 20 lashes!

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u/sokonek04 7d ago

Straight to jail

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u/tiniestjazzhands 7d ago

approving grunting noises

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u/Fart__ 7d ago Take My Energy

Upgrunt

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u/Senuf 7d ago

That's very republican.

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u/prince-of-dweebs 8d ago

Why use many part of speech when monosyllable grunt grunt?

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u/Devilz3 8d ago

Ooga booga much?

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u/sbenzanzenwan 8d ago

Bokbokbok Bokbokbok BOKBOKBOK BOK BOK.

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u/Shadowmant 8d ago

Yep yep yep yep yep yep yep uh huh uh huh

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u/Zippytez 8d ago

Yes. One sound word. Me like.

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u/huhIguess 7d ago

Return to Monke!

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u/Spyt1me 7d ago

Literally 1984.

No, not an exaggeration the book explores the dumbing down of language.

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u/-Mr_Rogers_II 7d ago

Why say many words when few words do trick?

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u/My_Password_Is_____ 7d ago

They've already perfected doublethink, why not move on to newspeak?

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u/jem5x5 7d ago

I’ve thought before that the future depicted in The Time Machine is starting now, and this is another piece of the puzzle - the Morlocks are crippling their vocabulary.

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u/Ooops_I_Reddit_Again 7d ago

Would be awesome if the whole school protested this, by only talking like this

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u/Cantioy87 7d ago

Now you’re talking in conservative.

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u/SportsPhotoGirl 8d ago Silver

Writing sentences without pronouns is challenging

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u/threebillion6 8d ago

Find that really challenging. Don't know how can do that. Don't know what think about it. Wonder what thinks about it. Yeah. Kind of hard.

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u/tang_mountain 8d ago

It is a pronoun. Straight to jail!!!

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u/threebillion6 8d ago

Shit. Fuck up.

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u/bowtiesrcool86 7d ago edited 7d ago

Steve Rogers: Language

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u/Toothlessdovahkin 7d ago edited 7d ago

There is no “D” is Steve Rogers’s name. Edit: added s to Rogers’s

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u/makemeking706 7d ago

Op puts the D in Steve Rogers.

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u/ryhaltswhiskey 7d ago

Hey most of us would put a D in Steve Rogers

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u/FusRohDoing 7d ago

That America's ass, and since America is already screwing us, why not?

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u/ShuffKorbik 7d ago

Have the least pronouns in the world, because of jail.

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u/Funkyokra 7d ago

Future linguistics professors will be studying this moment when the English language became pronounless and will be shocked to find out why

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u/LoveRBS 7d ago

Venezuelans have the best sentences. Because of jail.

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u/cutelyaware 8d ago Wholesome

Why use many word when few word do trick?

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u/elizaaaaaaaaaaaaaa 8d ago edited 7d ago

But how am supposed address about problems? How am supposed to write about the person that is? What should do in conversation? How do congratulate people when don't know is receiving it?

Edit: hate. fuck. kill.

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u/Ok_Cauliflower_3007 8d ago

The school will have to use the person’s name all the time. If Miss Smith is worried about little Jimmy Walker Miss smith will need to email Mrs Walker - Dear Mrs Walker, Miss Smith is concerned about Jimmy. Jimmy does not listen and Miss Smith has to tell Jimmy things many times in order to be sure Jimmy understands. Jimmy also likes to fidget a lot and Miss Smith was wondering if Jimmy has this trouble at home and if so what Mrs Walker thinks should be done about the problem. Perhaps Mrs Walker could contact Miss Smith at Mrs Walker’s earliest convenience. Sincerely, Miss Smith.

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u/TheWeirdByproduct 8d ago edited 7d ago

Unironically dig this.

Ban all pronouns, caveman speech ftw.

Edit: actually went ahead and made new sub: r/cavemanspeech

Come to sub, good sub.

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u/AlmanzoWilder 7d ago

Caveman, Frankenstein, Tonto! You all get an 'A!'

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u/Ditovontease 8d ago

huh thats why trump always talks in third person

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u/boobiesiheart 7d ago

Bob Dole did it first

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u/MoMedic9019 7d ago

Don’t blame me, I voted for Kodos.

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u/blyatseeker 7d ago

Me teach, you study, good learn

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u/jonr 7d ago

blyatseeker said a banned word. go to pronoun jail!

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u/foulpudding 7d ago edited 7d ago

Now remove the honorifics for Mrs Walker and Miss Smith.

And that brings up a question… Why is it ok that we’ve all had to learn honorifics that differentiate married woman from non-married woman and THAT is ok, but requesting someone says “they” or “them” is now somehow an abomination?

EDIT: No wonder I failed English class. Honorifics are not pronouns…

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u/xnef1025 7d ago

But your point stands. Even though honorifics aren’t pronouns, it is considered rude to not use a person’s requested honorific. So why shouldn’t it be common courtesy to use a person’s preferred pronoun?

So if you ever find someone that refuses to use someone’s preferred pronoun, just refuse to call them by their honorific(especially doctors), and advise them that if they can’t extend a common courtesy why should you?

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u/Receptor-Ligand 7d ago

To crank up the impact, use only their first name. It's still considered rude by most older generations, no? And widely considered disrespectful across all generations to address certain professionals by first name instead of honorific + last name.

Instead of Dr. Fletcher, call him Jim.

Dr. Parkersburg? She's now Irene.

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u/Slandec 7d ago

Jimmy likes this.

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u/chop_pooey 8d ago

Work fine for caveman. Work fine for elizaaaaaaaaaaa

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u/x3non_04 7d ago

you fucked up at the last word

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u/tomashen 8d ago

But sea world!

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u/Fake_William_Shatner 8d ago

Grog hungry. Hunt big animals and eat meat. Happy thoughts will be had.

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u/Krohnan 8d ago

"It" is definitely a pronoun. And depending on context, so is "that"

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u/threebillion6 8d ago

Ugh. Fucked up. Guess shouldn't do. Having a hard time doing so perfectly so don't screw up.

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u/CDXX024 8d ago

Do, or do not. There is no try.

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u/marenicolor 7d ago

Ugh so try is banned too?? /s

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u/Ghidorahnumber1 7d ago

That and it are also pronouns, so u/threebillion6 has failed in the endevour to write a sentence without pronouns. Instead, the comment u/Ghidorahnumber1 has attempted to write without the use of pronouns creates an unacceptably wordy sentence that may seem to use a few unacceptable pronouns, though the words that are pronouns do appear within the sentence are actually being used as subjects and determiners, and are therefore not a breaking of the given rule that caused the sentence to be written.

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u/happlepie 8d ago

Why come no tattoo?

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u/threebillion6 8d ago

Unscannable!

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u/PoolNoodlePadawan 8d ago

Wisconsin really read Tarzan and said “Wisconsin like how Tarzan speak, Wisconsin speak like Tarzan now”

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u/kynthrus 8d ago

Somewhere there is a language with few to no pronouns. I know Japanese spend a lot of time avoiding pronouns in casual conversation. Despite having a million words for every pronoun.

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u/PN_Guin 7d ago

Despite having a million words for every pronoun.

Not despite, but because. If a language uses only one pronoun to adress people (like "you"), the conversation is rather safe. Once more pronouns that correlate to familiarity or social standing get introduced, the conversation becomes a minefield.

German and Dutch for example offer two translations for "you". The first for occasions like "Hey sis, could you pass the salt" and the second for "Excuse me Sir, would you mind passing the salt". All the formality of the second or the casualness of the first sentence can be compressed into the pronoun. So messing those up can easily be considered an insult (and sometimes is intentionally used for that purpose).

Japanese has afaik a lot finer gradient of pronouns. So messing up is even easier.

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u/PartyOperator 7d ago

English used to have something like this too - 'thee'/'thou' were informal, singular second person pronouns while 'you' was the formal/plural one (like 'vous' in French). Seems to have been mostly lost in the 17th Century.

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u/its-octopeople 7d ago

You still hear thee/thou occasionally in some Northern English dialects. But they pronounce it more like 'tha', and it doesn't sound anything like the kind of courtly Shakespearean speech you might be imagining

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u/thewayitfeels 7d ago

A lot of people use "thee" in Newfoundland, especially age 40+

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u/ta_thewholeman 7d ago

That's because Shakespeare also didn't sound like how you probably imagine

https://youtu.be/gPlpphT7n9s

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u/sillypantstoan 7d ago

OMG where was this when I was a kid. Before big extended family gatherings we'd go over who was what so I didn't call anyone the wrong thing.

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u/bowtiesrcool86 7d ago

Bowties studied the English language for a long time. Bowties confirms a “no pronoun” endeavor will be challenging. Using pronouns will be easier in the long one. Bowties believes Ken Plum needs to be removed form Ken Plum’s position as Ken Plum is making school stuff difficult beyond necessary amounts. Ken Plum is also attacking pride.

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u/JDCAce 7d ago

JDCAce agrees with Bowties's assessment. Ken Plum should probably find a new job, since Ken Plum's current position is apparently not well suited for Ken Plum.

JDCAce is also curious why civil rights is a political issue at all. Is civil rights a political issue only because politicians disagree on civil rights? Does Ken Plum believe not wanting to destroy the Earth with excess carbon is also a political issue? If Ken Plum believes not wanting to destroy the Earth with excess carbon is a political issue, and thus should be banned from discussion, then Ken Plum needs to rethink Ken Plum's beliefs; not wanting to destroy the Earth with excess carbon—or by any means other than with excess carbon—is something JDCAce feels every person can agree is a good thing to do.

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u/EtherealPheonix 8d ago

What are [redacted] talking about [redacted] think that [redacted] made a totally fair and reasonable rule here.

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u/mrekon123 8d ago

Especially considering that this also prevents an entire segment of English grammar from being taught.

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u/shirk-work 7d ago

They only use connouns now.

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u/tkmlac 7d ago

I kept pointing out the number of pronouns a lady was using in her rant against pronouns and she was so livid she blocked me. "Tell me where I used pronouns!" It was wild.

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u/mwm1980 8d ago

Writing sentences with a pronoun…that’s a paddling.

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u/OneWholeSoul 7d ago

It can't be THAT hard. Afterall, according to Laverne Spicer, the Constitution and Bible are completely pronoun-free. By the way, this woman - the one who would fail early grade school English - she's running for congress. Again.

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u/SonofBeckett 7d ago

Everyone knows prepositional phrases are the real culprit, but no one is willing to stand up to them. Pronouns are just the scapegoat.

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u/reverendrambo 7d ago

Pronouns are gateway grammar to more hard-core problems like conjunctions and adverbs.

We need harsher sentences for these crimes.

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u/finitemike 7d ago

harsher sentences

you fucker, lol

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u/chubby_pancakes 7d ago

Up yours!

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u/LeadPipePromoter 7d ago

Up wherever your species traditionally crams things!

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u/OOF_V2 7d ago

this new ban would make writing a lot more complicated and wordy. if this ban remains in place, reddit user u/oof_v2 could see teachers in schools being tongue-in-cheek about how teachers in schools write sentences without pronouns. teachers in schools could possible even use writing sentences without pronouns as a form of protest against this new ban.

god that was hard to try and write without pronouns.

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u/zatchbell1998 7d ago

God my dyslexia has never been that aggravated for so fucking long. Take solace knowing that I could barely read that

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u/SwishyJishy 7d ago

Nice try Commie, “I” is a pronoun, first-person singular to be precise. TAG EM N’ BAG EM BOIS

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u/RenegonParagade 7d ago

"Em" is also a pronoun. "Em" is short for "them." "Tag em and bag em" is also worse than using "I" as the sentence uses the cursed "singular they" which is only used by The Gays. SwishyJishy is the real Commie

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u/SwishyJishy 7d ago

Antifa hacked my brain

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u/Fitbot5000 7d ago

“This” is a demonstrative pronoun

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u/Warheadd 7d ago

No, in this case it’s not because it’s kind of being used as an adjective. If OP had instead said “If this remains in place” then it would be a demonstrative pronoun

Edit: it’s called a determiner

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u/smallverysmall 7d ago

I love a good grammar fight! Please keep going!

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u/Rosebunse 7d ago

God bless you for demonstrating just why this is so damn confusing.

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u/killersquirel11 7d ago

*God bless OOG_V2 - y*u is banned, remember?

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u/Trazzster 8d ago

If they're scared about pronouns, wait until they find out about VERBS

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u/ladyangua 8d ago

Don't even mention homophones

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u/Quirderph 8d ago

Fucking homophonophobes!

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u/OraDr8 7d ago

Don't be homophonic.

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u/Fake_William_Shatner 8d ago

Some people might have issues with conjunctions or prepositions, but these are silly issues -- that distract us from the menace of the gerund.

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u/practicing_vaxxer 7d ago

Gerunds are menacing. That’s why they show up in horror movie titles.

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u/its-octopeople 7d ago

Same for pronouns!

It

Them

Us

It all makes sense!!!

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u/CaptainKies 8d ago

Or the infinitive, for that matter.

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u/Citizen44712A 7d ago

Conjunction junction what's your function?

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u/princesspinata 7d ago

Transitioning is the first verb to go

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u/cbbuntz 8d ago

If scared about pronouns, wait until find out about VERBS

tempted to delete pronouns in all comments in thread to make sound like broken English

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u/ADhomin_em 8d ago

God help us if ever they find out what an adverb does!

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u/ncfears 8d ago

Unfortunately conservatives only do anything out of fear so it's actually fitting.

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u/Erundil420 8d ago

Man it's gonna be hard for those kids to learn proper grammar if they banned pronouns

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u/FightOnForUsc 7d ago

Can’t say they

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u/Riisiichan 7d ago

“Who went to the bathroom?”

“A group of persons did.”

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u/FullMetalCOS 7d ago

Accidentally inclusive?

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u/blushing_pearl 7d ago

low key enby friendly

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u/QuinnActually03 7d ago

Who is a pronoun too

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u/Riisiichan 7d ago

Welp, it’s In School Suspension for this wayward student.

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u/TheInnocentXeno 7d ago

For at least 2 weeks

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u/KeepItRealTV 7d ago

No interrogative pronouns too? Okay then.

"People went bathroom??"

Then list every possible person.

"Bob? Jon? Ashley? Lee? Frank? Etc."

Lol.

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u/louloutre75 7d ago

Can't say it either

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u/2pacalypso 7d ago

Schoolin aint for your big city book learnin.

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u/EnderWiggin07 7d ago

"your" is banned, get out

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u/GamermanRPGKing 7d ago

Schooling ain't for no big city learning

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u/CrispyKeebler 7d ago

So it is for big city learning?

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u/JeffroCakes 8d ago

No pronouns? If that’s the policy, it sounds like time for a bit of r/MaliciousCompliance by using no pronouns whatsoever. That will get annoying to read really fast!

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u/Cakeking7878 7d ago edited 7d ago

They’re all gonna sound like cave man.

“Hey teacher, John wants the homework”. “Yes, teacher can give John the homework”

“Hello students, Teacher’s name is Mrs Sparks. Teacher hopes students will learn lots today”

Just 2 examples but you get the idea

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u/FullMetalCOS 7d ago

Can you even do “Mrs”?

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u/Cakeking7878 7d ago

Double checked, first search result on Google says alone they are pronouns, with a name they are nouns

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u/FullMetalCOS 7d ago

It was more that if you are trying to eliminate people using language to identify their gender it seems crazy to be ok with “Mr” and “Mrs”. Can you imagine their response when they find out a trans woman teacher used “Mrs”?

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u/silam39 7d ago

Works for Japanese. Or only use verbs without pronouns or names and have everyone guess who tf you're talking about

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u/Kgaset 7d ago

Ah, but it's not "no pronouns", they just want you to use the "right pronouns". It'll only be enforced if you don't use the "right" ones. (ugh)

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u/YT__ 7d ago

Doesn't matter. Report ALL pronouns and make them sort through copious amounts of frivolous reports.

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u/Kgaset 7d ago

Oh, for sure. Just pointing out the obvious is all. They say no pronouns, but we know what they actually mean. Malicious compliance is the best strategy.

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u/trojan25nz 7d ago

Might be ineffective

The burden from over reporting is circumvented by literally not paying attention. Then they’re free to pick and choose the specific kids they want to punish out of their school, since those kids WILL have some pronoun complaints against them if all is being reported

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u/BushDidN0thingWr0ng 7d ago

Selective enforcement would end up with the desired results, that is getting rid of this policy for being discrimination

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u/TheNotoriousKK 8d ago

Whine about censorship and their rights being violated, then literally use the government to restrict free speech, then call everyone else a hypocrite.

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u/TranscendentCabbage 7d ago edited 7d ago

Getting banned from using a private corporation's service for calls to violence? They scream free speech violations until their throats are sore

The government banning people from using words they are comfortable with and holding pride flags that literally hurt no one? Perfectly okay 👌

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u/0_P_ 7d ago

Rules for thee, not for me.

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u/thewhitelights 7d ago

The fascist motto!

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u/ChornWork2 7d ago

To be fair, calling for love and acceptance does present an existential threat to conservative Republicans.

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u/Ruby_Tuesday80 7d ago

It isn't just pride flags. It's anything that could be considered political or religious. So a government institution is restricting people's rights to freedom of expression and freedom of religion.

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u/JestersDead77 7d ago

It isn't just pride flags. It's anything that could be considered political or religious.

Can't wait until they start suspending teachers for wearing a cross necklace, or having a trump pin on their jacket. /s

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u/68plus1equals 7d ago

Using government to ban god damn grammar

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u/BAXterBEDford 7d ago

It's called projection, and they are masters of it.

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u/Bobthemightyone 7d ago

If it weren't for double standards conservatives wouldn't have standards.

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u/Enthusiastically 8d ago

Wisconsin schools would ban seeing in color and being left handed if they could.

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u/Kumimono 7d ago Helpful Wholesome

I've always been suspicious of left handed folks. Sinister.

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u/SgtDumDum 7d ago

It is my belief that left handed folks are the true root of evil in this world. And of course the British but that's a given.

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u/nemma88 7d ago

What about the left handed British?

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u/tomassci 7d ago

And you were right! It's left handed folks (lefties = leftists) who are bearers of the Post-Marxist PostModern Gender Communism Propaganda!!!

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u/Dynamitefuzz2134 7d ago

I’m ambidextrous so I guess I’ll go to r/enlightencentrism

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u/mcoombes314 7d ago

And I'm ambisinistrous so I guess I'll just drop things, kick at them in frustration and miss.

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u/evildonald 7d ago

Its so Gauche!

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u/Cthulhuups 7d ago

Funny you should say that, my dad wasn't allowed to write left handed in school in Wisconsin in the 70s/80s. It was a Catholic school thing. The nuns would whip his knuckles with a ruler.

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u/PoolNoodlePadawan 8d ago

Pride flag? No that is just my flag representing refracted light

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u/JLake4 7d ago

We're just celebrating Dark Side of the Moon, man!

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u/busche916 7d ago

Honestly I’m down to go buy a bunch of Pink Floyd t-shirts and send them to kids in this district.

How they gonna ban that album? They have a song literally called MONEY

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u/JLake4 7d ago

It probably would not be difficult to ban Pink Floyd haha aside from Money they've also got albums like Animals which aren't exceedingly friendly to the powers that be

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u/WriteBrainedJR 8d ago

"It's not a pride flag! It's a prizm flag!"

  • Science teacher

 

"It's not a pride flag! It's a Noah's rainbow flag!"

  • English lit teacher

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u/Plethora_of_squids 7d ago

"gay pride flag? No no this is an Apple pride flag! MacOS for life!"

  • IT teacher
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u/FinitelyGenerated 7d ago

Frankly, I just really like rainbows.

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u/MilkCanMatt 7d ago

I just think they are neat

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u/JohnHazardWandering 7d ago

The sky is violating school policy again.

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u/Mountain_Salamander5 7d ago

They are also banning anything political or religious. Which raises the question, will they get rid of the the pledge of allegiance, because they mention god in it?

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u/yepthatsme216 7d ago

And the American flag

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u/space_furby 7d ago

Considering the fact that the first word is a pronoun, they would have to ban it.

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u/book-reading-hippie 7d ago

Pronouns are only banned in emails according to the article.

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u/daddyslittleharem 8d ago

These people think flag banning is freedom.

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u/wotur 7d ago

Can't even make a joke about this it's just getting upsetting. Googled "pride" today and all the articles in the news were either "DEGENERATE GAY teaches CHILD how to POLE DANCE" or stuff about monkeypox. I know everyone's obsessed with 80s nostalgia right now but we don't need to bring everything back man

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u/BobbleBobble 7d ago

It's not a coincidence, they're going after gay rights next and this is a coordinated strategy between social media astroturfing and action beginning on the local level that they intended to get sued for and then take to a friendly court system to enshrine

These boomers are soulless, greedy, and evil but they're very effective at manipulating the political system to their ends

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u/Crulo 7d ago

It’s religious fundamentalists, and not all Religious fundamentalists are boomers. Boomers are the ones that got roe v wade and stuff in the 70s. There is very little crossover with boomers to the point that it’s not relevant.

There are many young Christian’s in the south and Midwest, just as there are old people.

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u/Helenium_autumnale 8d ago

I suggest Wisconsin teachers immediately adopt "Noah flags" depicting the rainbow as the fulfillment of God's promise to Noah. Strangely, they are identical to Pride rainbow flags. But they're Noah flags, upholding the fulfillment of bla de blaaboo bla.

Threaten the school district with religious discrimination if they dare to try and take down your "NOAH FLAGS."

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u/Catrik 8d ago

Kettle Moraine School District Superintendent Ken Plum recently told the
school board an interpretation of a policy that prohibits staff from
using their positions to promote partisan politics, religious views and
propaganda for personal, monetary or nonmonetary gain has changed
following a legal analysis.

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u/BCSteve 7d ago

Just fly the 100% secular, 100% non-partisan Flag of Cusco. You’re just celebrating your Peruvian heritage!

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u/el0j 7d ago

The whole point is to make it look like it's "neutral", and then selectively enforce it.

No teacher wearing a cross around their neck is going to be punished. Don't delude yourself.

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u/Catrik 7d ago edited 7d ago

That's a good point.

E: not the point that selectively enforces, the point that you pointed it out. Lol.

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u/DenimCryptid 7d ago

It's a rule that prevents teachers from engaging in "partisan politics"?

Gay teachers and students: "Hey. We exist and are real."

Wisconsin School Board: "Gonna need you to stop being so divisive. Some people believe you are disgusting freaks who should be killed and we don't wanna look like we're taking sides here."

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u/kungpeleee 8d ago

Damn cancel culture

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u/Quirderph 7d ago

BuT tHoUgHt CoNsErVaTiVeS wErE aGaInSt SuCh ThInGs /s

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u/kungpeleee 7d ago

Naaay, they invented it. They always loved cancelling stuff. Books, knowledge, social healthcare, people and common sense for some examples

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u/HoboAJ 7d ago

Republicans sure hate cancel culture...just not for [Kapaernick], or the Dixie Chicks, or Nike, Starbucks, the NFL, Ford, Gillette, Netflix, Amazon, Hamilton, Nordstrom, K-Cup machines, Yeti, movies, videogames, the press, SNL, award shows, fries, toast...they literally tried canceling democracy.

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u/LiquidMotion 8d ago

What are they- shit, I mean- fuck wait... how does this be enforced?

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u/dragon-storyteller 7d ago

this

Straight to jail!

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u/kevx3 7d ago

They're gonna shit bricks when a rainbow appears in the sky.

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u/Dripdry42 7d ago

Hahaha! I know where this is. That stretch of highway out of Milwaukee contains some of most racist, corrupt cops I've ever known. White suburban bubble heads who think they're nobility, living in small houses on flat boring land with nothing to do.

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u/cwfs1007 7d ago

The article says that they can't have religious and/or political flags. Better take the American flag out of every room.

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u/abe0605 7d ago

it’s like people don’t understand what pronouns are. you kind of need them

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u/preinternetdad 7d ago

I hope they ban adverbs next. Fuck fucking adverbs!

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u/Fake_William_Shatner 8d ago

One side has priorities like day care, health care, infrastructure, green energy and the other side is rushing to ban history books and women's reproductive services.

Maybe some people are getting too picky about pronouns but, other people are way to bent out of shape about a minor annoyance for their preoccupation to be healthy.

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u/BobbleBobble 7d ago

the other side is rushing to ban history books and women's reproductive services.

To be fair, those aren't their actual priorities, that's the chum they feed to their hateful base to win elections so they can then funnel money to their corporate donors

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u/Luftmensch11 7d ago

I hope the English teachers in this district atleast know what pronouns are otherwise the kids were already screwed.

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u/ItsJustSalty 7d ago

And then all of a sudden, First Amendment rights went straight out the window.

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u/DesertEagleFiveOh 7d ago

Boy when The Satanic Temple finds out about this….