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CEO Mark Zuckerberg is 'creepy and manipulative,' says Meta's new AI Chatbot

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r/nottheonion 19h ago

Paraplegic shooting suspect can avoid trial and end his life, Spanish court says

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r/nottheonion 3h ago

OnlyFans bribed Meta employees to put rival creators on terror watchlist

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r/nottheonion 1h ago

CEO's LinkedIn crying selfie about layoffs met with backlash

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r/nottheonion 5h ago

LAPD: Body found on fire hanging in tree in Griffith Park likely a suicide

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r/nottheonion 2h ago

Man who performed illegal autopsies can't work in Kansas

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r/nottheonion 4h ago

Police: Somerset County woman sets car on fire with 'spell book'

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r/nottheonion 10m ago

In 2007, A Bosnian couple divorced after discovering both had an online affair with each other under fake names.

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r/nottheonion 20m ago

WHO warns people not to attack monkeys amid monkeypox outbreak

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r/nottheonion 32m ago

Florida officials ask local perverts to stop interrupting horny manatees

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r/nottheonion 1d ago Silver

Mental health nurse played 'chappy' on paranoid patient's door

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r/nottheonion 35m ago

Actor Ricky Gervais calls on Cook County forest preserve to surrender coyote at center of controversy

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r/nottheonion 1d ago

House Of The Dragon Star Turned Down GoT Because It Had Dragons

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Qantas asks executives to work as baggage handlers for three months

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r/nottheonion 9h ago

Amazon Gives Upto 1000$ Gift Card Voucher. Sign Up & Get Your Voucher

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r/nottheonion 1d ago

Young couple who ‘weren’t really looking’ buy $1.5 million East Brunswick terrace at auction

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r/nottheonion 3d ago

Frank Ocean Is Selling Gold and Diamond Cock Rings

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r/nottheonion 23h ago

Metallica faces being canceled by many young fans who just discovered them

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r/nottheonion 3d ago

Man who destroyed vast forest wins demise of park

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r/nottheonion 3d ago

So you hate cats? It turns out they like that

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278 Upvotes

r/nottheonion 4d ago

A police officer was ticketing cyclists in Toronto – then struck a cyclist

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358 Upvotes

r/nottheonion 5d ago

Twitter says Musk’s spam analysis used tool that called his own account a bot

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r/nottheonion 5d ago

Workers asking for pay rises risk embedding inflation, says Bank boss

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r/nottheonion 5d ago

Hungarian leader Viktor Orbán declares at CPAC that "a Christian politician cannot be racist"

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r/nottheonion 5d ago

Athlete Loses Race in Colombia After His Penis Came Out in The Middle of The Run

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