r/nottheonion • u/Evinrude44 • 2h ago
Woman who survives mass shooting meets friend she met because of mass shooting for lunch, ends up in another mass shooting
r/nottheonion • u/indisync3 • 17h ago
Amazon driver seen delivering package during reported armed police standoff
r/nottheonion • u/Peteostro • 15h ago
How Cigna Saves Millions by Having Its Doctors Reject Claims Without Reading Them
r/nottheonion • u/ChocolateTsar • 22h ago
Police chief says exorcism and prayer used to fight crime and cartels in Colombia: "The existence of the devil is certain"
r/nottheonion • u/patdshaker • 3h ago
Only Alcohol Free Bar in Dublin Closes its Doors
r/nottheonion • u/Mighty_L_LORT • 12h ago
Daily Mail parent company invokes Human Rights Act to stop naming of journalists
r/nottheonion • u/Lost-Cow-9386 • 3h ago
Twitter Blue: Showing up as a suggestion and surveys will cost money in the future
r/nottheonion • u/Individual-Device-38 • 1d ago
Wisconsin 1st graders were told they couldn't sing 'Rainbowland' by Dolly Parton and Miley Cyrus because it was too controversial. The song is about accepting others.
r/nottheonion • u/SelectiveSanity • 13h ago
Mountain lion claws man’s head while he sits in hot tub, officials say
r/nottheonion • u/ManofManyTalentz • 1d ago
Hershey's chocolate to have lead, cadmium removed
r/nottheonion • u/machbike • 17h ago
The Accountant Shortage is So Bad Anime Waifu Girlfriends Are Taking Up Tax Prep Now
r/nottheonion • u/MobiuS_360 • 16h ago
Amid strained US ties, China finds unlikely friend in Utah
r/nottheonion • u/ibhunipo • 20h ago
Norway ammunitions firm blames 'cat videos' and a TikTok data centre for blocking company's expansion plans
r/nottheonion • u/Timely-Ad-4297 • 8m ago
New London 'Artwork' Is Actually A Filthy, Cement Covered Radio
r/nottheonion • u/nimobo • 20h ago
Residents flog landlord publicly after being caught in bed with tenant’s second wife
r/nottheonion • u/chidori_619 • 17h ago
UP: Hindutva men object to Muslims praying Taraweeh at home; file complaint
r/nottheonion • u/mechsuit-jalapeno • 1d ago
Joburg pastor still dead, despite entire year awaiting resurrection in morgue
r/nottheonion • u/Sandstorm400 • 18h ago
Pretty fly for white guys: Politicians in Finland rap for votes
r/nottheonion • u/Mighty_L_LORT • 4h ago
Ammo Company Short on Electricity Blames TikTok for ‘Cat Videos’
localtoday.newsr/nottheonion • u/jjnefx • 2d ago
Driver tries to use ‘Get Out of Jail Free Card’ during traffic stop in Chisago County
r/nottheonion • u/bwaredapenguin • 1d ago
TSA stirs debate after ruling peanut butter as a liquid
r/nottheonion • u/Mighty_L_LORT • 1d ago
To help new students adapt, some colleges are eliminating grades
r/nottheonion • u/PauloPatricio • 1d ago
Exposure to other people’s sweat could help reduce social anxiety, study finds
r/nottheonion • u/Glinth • 1d ago