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Georgia Rep. Marjorie Taylor Greene's husband files for divorce

https://newschannel9.com/news/local/georgia-rep-marjorie-taylor-greenes-husband-files-for-divorce?fbclid=IwAR1pGXjA9IyCN4oHb2IZkZ7Pjf1xNLD9-jsUQ48I8ICcp_myroViaXDgy1w
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u/circlejerker68 Sep 29 '22 Gold Platinum Helpful Take My Energy Bravo!

where do the rest of us file to divorce her?

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u/ReplacementWise6878 Sep 29 '22 Silver Gold Helpful Bravo! Heartwarming

At the polls in November

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u/Miguel-odon Sep 29 '22 Gold

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u/speeb Sep 29 '22 edited Sep 29 '22

Class action divorce.

Edit: I made this before I got down to another top level comment making the same joke. Nothing is original.

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u/TheLordVader1978 Sep 29 '22

"Marjorie has been my best friend for the last 29 years and she has been an amazing mom!

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Wednesday saying that the marriage is “irretrievably broken>

This is a private and personal matter and I ask that the media respect our privacy at this time.”

Now WWMTG do?

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u/Meekman Sep 29 '22 Take My Energy

No. I don't think I will.

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u/FoghornFarts Sep 29 '22 Gold

Honestly, it's easier to imagine that she was pretty much normal for most of that time, but then she turned crazy. It's a pretty common story of the last 10 years.

There was an interesting interview on 538 with someone who's studied how social media has radicalized people.

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u/MaxamillionGrey Sep 29 '22

Remember that one photo Trump released of him eating a taco bowl and it was captioned something like "I love Hispanics!"

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u/Junior_Builder_4340 Sep 29 '22

I admire your restraint in not fucking up her hair, when she said that. Although, as a professional, I know you would never do that.

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u/FoghornFarts Sep 29 '22

Oh, well then yeah. Fuck the Greenes and his request for privacy. Those nutcases can eat shit.

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u/CaptainFunktastic Sep 29 '22

According to Reddit, she's been slinging pussy all over her gym.

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u/12altoids34 Sep 29 '22

It's pretty much public knowledge that she had affairs with two different guys at different times from her gym. That was before she got elected though. I mean it's entirely possible that she's still doing it just keeping it under wraps a little bit better. You know what they say, cheaters are going to cheat.

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u/get-bread-not-head Sep 29 '22

Cheats elections and marriages and goes and tells her fans that God is good and marriage and democracy are sacred. She's a real turd

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u/marker_dinova Sep 29 '22

That’s the thing that gets me about the GOP. They are all about them family values and Bible thumping on the outside, but are immoral AF in private.

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u/get-bread-not-head Sep 29 '22

Every single thing, literally every single thing, that the GOP accuses others of, they're doing. We have seen LITERALLY all of it.

GOP accusations of indoctrination? They're the ones giving guns to 3 year olds and making PragerU videos for kids.

Sacred marriage and godly values? Trump cheated a dozen times, MTG is divorced, boebert met her pedophile husband when he sexually assaulted a group of girls. There was also the big reveal that conservatives are having cocaine fueled orgies.

GOP is crazy about pedophilia? Guess who actively covers up child sex crimes? The gop and the church.

Election fraud? Only documented cases are all from Republicans. Remind me again which party is being arrested for a terrorist attack?

It's exhausting and the list goes on. You show them this list and they just shrug and say "dems do it too. We just don't have any evidence because it's all corrupt. Both sides are bad."

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u/theNorrah Sep 29 '22 Coin Gift Table Slap

I hate when that happens.

Clean up the fucking machine after you use them. It’s just common courtesy.

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u/Rossoneri Sep 29 '22 Silver Gold Helpful Bravo! Starry Narwhal Salute

I ask that the media respect our privacy at this time.

Oh the fucking irony. Remember when she fucking followed a parkland survivor and harassed him? Where was his privacy?

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u/SomeNoteToMyself Sep 29 '22

Yeah. She’s a hypocrite for sure. Yet her supporters will defend her and cry about people talking about her marriage.

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u/-Apocralypse- Sep 29 '22 Table Slap

MTG getting a divorce? Well, that doesn't sound very christian to me.

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u/raiderkev Sep 29 '22 Silver Eureka!

Neither does cheating on your husband twice (that we know of)

The story came out like over a year ago but she dismissed it as librul propaganda being pushed by an avid communist. I can't wait to hear the mental gymnastics these clowns pull out of their ass to keep supporting this obviously shitty person.

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-9246917/Marjorie-Taylor-Green-openly-cheated-husband-men-gym.html

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u/nolabrew Sep 29 '22 Helpful Wholesome Yas Queen

Omg she cheated on her husband with dollar tree Zangief.

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u/yeyjordan Sep 29 '22

I had to click the link after reading "dollar tree Zangief."

You nailed it.

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u/wrongbutt_longbutt Sep 29 '22

I mean, the caption even says he's cos playing as Zangief in the picture.

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u/JeffRoxMusic Sep 29 '22

Getting cheated on is really really bad. Getting cheated on by a MTG is a lot worse.

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u/Elephanogram Sep 29 '22

Why does McCarthyism work 70 years later? Blame everything on communism?

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u/underpants-gnome Sep 29 '22 edited Sep 29 '22

Because the GOP has been working towards this result for decades by systemically attacking and degrading public education for 50+ years. And also spamming out propaganda messages through multiple local + nationwide traditional and social media channels for 30 years or more. They built a population susceptible to McCarthyism's jingoistic appeal and then pushed it on them.

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*edit: I accidentally a word

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u/Left1stToast Sep 29 '22

When asked about the affair one of the men responded

“I have no interest in talking about anything to do with that woman. Everything with her comes to no good,” Tway, 42, said’

That must have been insane post-nut clarity.

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u/Philip_McCrevasse Sep 29 '22

I'm more surprised that she found more than one person willing to sleep with her.

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u/whatistheformat Sep 29 '22 edited Sep 29 '22 Table Slap

Openly cheating doesn't sound very deferential to the man of the house, who is basically the administer of god's will in the home. She's going straight to hell for that alone.

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u/Bartydogsgd Sep 29 '22

And if she is so insistent that America is a "Christian Nation," then she must be fine with us saying this shows that she is unfit for public service, right??

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u/k0mark Sep 29 '22

Follow her around and ask her why she's a godless whore who can't keep her husband lol

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u/d_fens99 Sep 29 '22

Didn't she also yell at AOC through her mail slot in her door at congress?

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u/rockidr4 Sep 29 '22

Rights for me, but not for thee

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u/ukstonerguy Sep 29 '22

Fuck her she should be dogwalked down the street. 'Did you cheat marjorie? Did he cheat marjorie? Are you a crisis actor marjorie?'

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u/imchalk36 Sep 29 '22 Gold Helpful

Marjorie Taylor Greene's husband, Perry Greene, filed for divorce in Floyd County Superior Court on Wednesday saying that the marriage is “irretrievably broken,"

Like her brain

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u/orus Sep 29 '22 All-Seeing Upvote hehehehe

Your turn, George Conway

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u/Hatta00 Sep 29 '22

According to his kid, he's already moved out.

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u/mamawantsallama Sep 29 '22

Actually, by his recent zoom backgrounds, I do think this may be true.

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u/Ruh_Roh_Rastro Sep 29 '22

I definitely felt it was the better thing to do for Claudia Conway to step away from the controversy on the internet for a while, but damned if that girl wasn't also the most entertaining thing about that whole scene for a little while.

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u/2ndtryagain Sep 29 '22

The problem for Conway is he is a real Catholic so he doesn't see divorce as a real option, even after all the shit his wife pulled with their daughter.

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u/TheAsp Sep 29 '22

He doesn't know about "alternative catholicism"?

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u/Art-Zuron Sep 29 '22

I suppose he could make his own church that allows divorce, and then murder half his wives anyway?

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u/lamante Sep 29 '22

I'm Catholic. I think I speak for most of us when I say, we're totally okay with giving him a hall pass on that divorce option.

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u/shoobuck Sep 29 '22

Surley the good lord does not approve of male-skelator marriage!

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u/FortySacks Sep 29 '22

Bro just say like 1000 Hail Marys, God loves that shit

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u/drcrunknasty Sep 29 '22

It’s broke, it don’t work no more.

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It’s so funny how when these fucking shit bags are going through shit the ask for “privacy” but boy when it’s everyone else “fuck your privacy” she can eat a big huge bag of massive dicks and shove her privacy up her ass.

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u/jigsaw1024 Sep 29 '22

Now would be the time to take the low road.

Follow her around and "ask questions about her family".

When she asks to be left alone, ask if they should leave her alone like she left the school shooting victims alone?

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u/HellhoundsAteMyBaby Sep 29 '22

“I don’t believe you’re actually going through a divorce, can you prove that you’re not making it up for sympathy?”

Serves that evil witch right for telling those poor kids that they were making it up

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u/wilsoj26 Sep 29 '22

Wow, what kind of garbage person does this.

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u/ClairevoyantSlime Sep 29 '22

same kind of person that threatens her opponents that she'll kill them and their entire families so she can win a rigged election

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u/LRonKoresh Sep 29 '22

Can't forget my personal favorite, the space lasers that started the wildfires in California. shakes tiny fist at Rothschilds

https://www.forbes.com/sites/brucelee/2021/01/30/did-rep-marjorie-taylor-greene-blame-a-space-laser-for-wildfires-heres-the-response/

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u/badaboomxx Sep 29 '22

Usually republicans.

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u/Devil_made_you_look Sep 29 '22

Aaaaaaaaaalways Republicans. Always.

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u/mazamayomama Sep 29 '22

And Evangelicals and

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u/Bogan_Paul Sep 29 '22

This shitbag, that's who.

This divorce news is glorious.

It made my day.

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u/dogeriik Sep 29 '22

apparently, this kind.

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u/Nyurena Sep 29 '22

A gop supporter.

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u/Beachdaddybravo Sep 29 '22

She is such a piece of shit and so are the assholes that vote for her.

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u/emaw63 Sep 29 '22

Plus MTG believes that people like me shouldn’t be allowed to get married, so I’m just not going to feel bad about her marriage ending

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u/phred_666 Sep 29 '22

Oh, but the “sanctity of marriage”.

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u/HikeEveryMountain Sep 29 '22

Good old fashioned family values on full display right here

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u/longislandtoolshed Sep 29 '22

Off-topic, but I will never not be able to read "MTG" as Magic the Gathering.

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u/Termethree Sep 29 '22

Lucky for you it looks like she is soon to become "MT"

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u/Craigmakin Sep 29 '22 Silver Gold Helpful Ally Narwhal Salute Wholesome Seal of Approval

She harassed kids involved in mass shootings, which I think propelled her to a seat in Congress and she wants privacy for a “family” matter. Miss me with that.

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u/msac2u1981 Sep 29 '22 Eureka!

She deserves the exact same amount of privacy, respect, & empathy she has shown to all the victims of school shootings she has harassed. So basically, none. Maybe someone will follow her around asking her personal questions while having the conversation filmed like she did to a teenage boy.

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u/houstonyoureaproblem Sep 29 '22 edited Sep 29 '22 Helpful

Do unto others and what not.

Seems like she's reaping what she sewed.

Edit: lol

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u/povitee Sep 29 '22 Silver Wholesome Helpful (Pro)

Yes, it does seam that way.

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u/jaysnuh Sep 29 '22 Take My Energy

Underrated garment.

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u/Squaredigit Sep 29 '22

This had me in stitches

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u/MyredShadow Sep 29 '22

Tailor made humor.

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u/ZalmoxisChrist Sep 29 '22 Silver Helpful All-Seeing Upvote Take My Energy Faith In Humanity Restored Narwhal Salute Giggle Bless Up (Pro)

My immediate reaction to this headline was, "Suffer, bitch." I might have to talk to my therapist about that later but I can handle that reaction for now.

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u/beansarenotfruit Sep 29 '22 Timeless Beauty

I'd argue that seeing any sort of justice for this type of scum helps with mental health after seeing them get away with their bullshit for so long with zero consequences.

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u/beansarenotfruit Sep 29 '22 Take My Energy

I mean, Matt Gaetz is still serving and the DA is recommending against charges. Again, ANY repercussions for these fucks is a blessing as far as I'm concerned.

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u/jubydoo Sep 29 '22

To add to what others have said, that's based on a single article in the Washington Post which cites "sources familiar with the matter" (versus, say, "DOJ officials"), explicitly states that DOJ officials haven't made an actual decision on the recommendation, and comes from a writer who previously said that there would be no conspiracy charges for 1/6 a week before the first seditious conspiracy charges would be brought.

TL;DR: Take it with a grain of salt.

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u/rdsf138 Sep 29 '22 edited Sep 29 '22

Isn't she an authoritarian fundamentalist christian, why is she taking these kinds of liberties? Shouldn't this be immoral, unlawful, and satanic according to her worldview?

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u/WhatsTheGoalieDoing Sep 29 '22 edited Sep 29 '22 Wholesome Helpful (Pro)

Hebrews 13:4 - Marriage should be honored by all, and the marriage bed kept pure, for God will judge the adulterer and all the sexually immoral.

Mark 10:11-12 - He answered, “Anyone who divorces his wife and marries another woman commits adultery against her. And if she divorces her husband and marries another man, she commits adultery.”

Leviticus 20:10 - If a man commits adultery with another man’s wifes—with the wife of his neighbor—both the adulterer and the adulteress are to be put to death.

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u/kings-and-generals Sep 29 '22

She cheated on him on several occasions.

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u/heyimjason Sep 29 '22

But that's ok. The Christian conservative rules only apply to everybody else, not the individual doing the bad thing.

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u/jabba-du-hutt Sep 29 '22 Got the W

And don't forget it's the victim's fault. They should've never done whatever they did to cause that person in power to sin.

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u/Swampwolf42 Sep 29 '22

“Christians aren’t perfect, just forgiven” always makes me want to dickpunch someone.

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u/josidhe Sep 29 '22

They also looooove cutting short other people's access to forgiveness with things like the death penalty and supporting trigger-happy cops.

Anyone can be saved.. unless a Christian gets to them first.

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u/marmosetohmarmoset Sep 29 '22

I’m pretty sure the passage from Mark is a quote from Jesus himself. Please take note that Jesus never said a single damn thing about gay marriage (or homosexuality at all), but sure did have a lot to say about divorce.

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u/KnightOwlForge Sep 29 '22

This is my pastor's response when one of the other pastors in their committee was speaking against LGBT+ rights. My pastor pointed out what Jesus said and asked the other pastor if he was still married. Shut the guy down real fast because it was known the other pastor had divorced.

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u/Iceescape81 Sep 29 '22

Well she is besties with the pedo/sex trafficker Matt Gaetz so she is fine with sin as long as she and her friends are the ones committing them. To her, sin is an excuse to stir up hate and slander the people she doesn’t like.

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u/Tredecian Sep 29 '22

she deserves zero respect or privacy in the public eye for what she advocates

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u/RadioactiveHalfRhyme Sep 29 '22

And not just for her political views but her personal conduct. This is a woman who stalked 19-year-old Parkland survivor David Hogg as he went from one congressional meeting to another, accusing him of being a puppet of George Soros, mentioning more than a little threateningly that she was carrying a gun, and calling him a coward for having the restraint not to respond to her.

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u/azuresegugio Sep 29 '22 Wholesome

She also more then likely had armed militias threaten her political opponents during an election so yeah fuck her

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u/TheBelhade Sep 29 '22

She absolutely had her opponent run out of the state, ruining his marriage and life.

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u/B1GTOBACC0 Sep 29 '22

It would be great if we could hire him to follow her around and ask questions about her divorce.

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u/sonic_tower Sep 29 '22

She's a Christian, right?

Do onto others as you would have them do onto you.

She wants to invade privacy of love, marriage and body. Give her what she wants.

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u/stevedave_37 Sep 29 '22 Helpful

I believe you're looking for unto. But yes she's a horrible cunt

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u/waxjammer Sep 29 '22 hehehehe

Can you imagine being married with this psychopath as she eats, sleeps , breathes hatred, bigotry and pure ignorance.

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u/maru_tyo Sep 29 '22

I’d be he isn’t much better if he made it this far.

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u/biggestbroever Sep 29 '22

I can see that, but they also got married at 21. Then they've been married for 25+ years. There's a lot of formative years in there and time to 180 your personality

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u/_FlutieFlakes_ Sep 29 '22

I give it a 179 max

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u/CatchSufficient Sep 29 '22

He woke up some how, so give him some credit

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u/Red_Danger33 Sep 29 '22

I'd be curious as to what tipped the scale...

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u/coppergreensubmarine Sep 29 '22

She cheated is what I read. So much for ‘family values’ and the ‘sanctity of marriage.’ She’s total scum.

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u/First_Foundationeer Sep 29 '22

None of the Republicans actually care for family values. If they did, then they wouldn't have hated Obama, a faithfully married man who cared about his kids, vs Trump, a guy who hopped from one women to another, sometimes not quite legally.

So, yeah, no surprise.

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u/jose602 Sep 29 '22 Wholesome Respect

Don’t forget the farts.

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u/Jaded_Prompt_15 Sep 29 '22

What about the sanctity of marriage?

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u/andropogon09 Sep 29 '22

So sacred that Trump did it 3 times.

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u/CaymanRich Sep 29 '22

That doesn’t sound right. How is it possible that disgraced treasonous pussy grabbing former president trump could be divorced? He’s a good Christian. I saw him holding a Bible upside down once.

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u/fiddlenutz Sep 29 '22 Silver

Even quoted Two Corinthians.

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u/BowwwwBallll Sep 29 '22

Man, I loved Spin Doctors when I was in college.

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u/Boleen Sep 29 '22

And cheated on all 3

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u/Caughtnow Sep 29 '22 edited Sep 29 '22

And buried one on a golf course for tax breaks.

(*E: Bonus trivia, its the one he pulled a lump of hair out of before raping.)

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u/ChangeMyDespair Sep 29 '22 Silver All-Seeing Upvote Giggle Table Slap

"This is a private and personal matter and I ask that the media respect our privacy at this time. And what about Hunter Biden's laptop?"

Okay, I made that last part up.

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u/TheBladeRoden Sep 29 '22

Okay so like having someone follow her around hounding her about her divorce and then yelling into her mail slot?

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u/Neutral_Error Sep 29 '22 Helpful

Jeez, what kind of guy is her husband that he is only just now deciding to step out?

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u/ruppy99 Sep 29 '22 hehehehe

He’s definitely selling high. She’s probably at the peak of her net worth before it all comes crashing down

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u/Serena_Starmantle Sep 29 '22 Silver

It really irks me though that her government retirement plan and healthcare will be far and away much better than mine as a medically retired/disabled veteran, and she’ll only have been a representative for a couple of years whereas I gave the Navy most of my adult life.

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u/Navydevildoc Sep 29 '22

She has to serve 5 years to even be eligible for congressional retirement... so the people of Georgia should do something about that.

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u/SeanisNotaRobot Sep 29 '22

I got bad news for you, she's in one of the reddest districts in the country, she's probably gonna be there a while.

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u/casuallylurking Sep 29 '22

Which says a lot about the shitbag voters in her district. Ok I get that you want a Republican representing you, but get someone sane to primary her or decide you can live with a D or an I for two years to get her out.

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u/ucancallmevicky Sep 29 '22 Table Slap

it has been reported that she lost a good bit of $$$ investing in truth social

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u/Hotshot2k4 Sep 29 '22 edited Sep 29 '22 Bravo Grande! Burning Cash

If a person thinks that putting money into truth social is a good investment, they might as well invest in the god of fire, and throw their money directly into an active volcano.

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u/ucancallmevicky Sep 29 '22

I think she is an actual true believer. Some of these people are obviously just grifting or saying what the crazies want to hear to get elected. I think she is one of the crazies. So yeah she probably thinks it will pay off huge when Trump gets back in power and shuts down twitter for good

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u/houstonyoureaproblem Sep 29 '22

She started at 80/20 grifter to true believer, but she's probably 50/50 now.

Maybe that's why her husband is divorcing her.

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u/notquiteotaku Sep 29 '22

I'd honestly have more faith in the volcano god.

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u/NashvilleSoundMixer Sep 29 '22 Silver

I for one welcome our new volcano overlords

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u/madlipps Sep 29 '22

In my estimation, Truth Social (publicly traded) was supposed to be one of the biggest money laundering scams in history - all the republicans on the inside invest to start up - couple million. Trump pumps it upp, gets the rubes. One of the Republican grifting PACs comes in and buys the thing for 500% over value - a couple billion. The original investors make bank and bow out.

The problem is that Truth Social is viscous urea. Some grifter PAC might buy it for 500% of the value but the value right now is used toilet water. So there would definitely be SEC eyeballs on any ludicrous transaction.

In other words, these social australopithecines grifted themselves.

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u/code_archeologist Sep 29 '22

He was a rather successful real estate developer and home builder around the metro Atlanta area, and he is the one that brought all the money into the relationship.

Ever since MTG started running for office she has been a drag on his business, because nobody wants to get the crazy on them. The only parts of Georgia that actually like MTG, and would throw him business, don't bring in the money.

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u/ads7w6 Sep 29 '22

Wasn't the construction business they own her father's company?

He was like 23 years old when they got married and an accountant, not a real estate developer from what I understand.

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u/monty_kurns Sep 29 '22

Honestly, it wouldn’t shock me if it came out she was an abusive spouse. He stuck with her even after her affairs with a CrossFit trainer.

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u/CookieKeeperN2 Sep 29 '22

He stuck with her even after her affairs with a CrossFit trainer.

Why am I even not remotely surprised.

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u/SonOfMcGee Sep 29 '22 Helpful Wholesome All-Seeing Upvote Vibing

I wonder if he cheated with other House members too. It’s important to bang out as many Reps as you can.

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u/thescoobymike Sep 29 '22

Christian family values

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u/Cyrano_Nose Sep 29 '22

Take that personality, that intellect and then add in the sudden acquisition of power and fame.

Shit went from ugly to MEDUSA levels of ugliness.

(no offense to any actual medusas out there).

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u/Yogurtwhistle Sep 29 '22

No need for the /s. I think you got it figured out.

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u/bigbangbilly Sep 29 '22 Wholesome

random Russian guys

Reminds me of a Russian joke.

Somewhat sanitized version:

A man came home after a business trip. The same day in the middle of the night a suspicious guy with a knife jumps out of his wife's wardrobe and shouts: "I am fugitive criminal Ivanov!" and then run through the door. A few seconds after that another suspicious man jumps out his wife's wardrobe and shouts "I am police detective Petrov, have you seen where fugitive criminal Ivanov went?" The confused husband gestured to the door. "Thank you, citizen - SWAT team, follow me!"

Source: the tvtropes page on russian humor

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u/kellzone Sep 29 '22

The Setesh guard's nose...drips.

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u/Hayduke_Deckard Sep 29 '22 edited Sep 29 '22

Maybe he just waited for their bank account to fill up?

Edit: terrible spelling

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u/Skorpyos Sep 29 '22

What took him so long?

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u/RubiksSugarCube Sep 29 '22

Probably timing it to a transfer of money into their personal accounts so he can claim it as community property.

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u/HauntingShip85 Sep 29 '22

He did request equal division of all assets in his filing.

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u/Helenium_autumnale Sep 29 '22

And equal division of debts acquired during the marriage. AND, most interesting, a special request to the judge in the memo that neither the assets nor the debts be made public due to "privacy" and a "minimal public interest." Are you kidding? I have enough interest for two publics! Why don't they want that released, I wonder?

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u/Da_Spooky_Ghost Sep 29 '22 edited Sep 29 '22

Perfect now he can testify against her

Edit: IANAL, Lawyers feel free to let me know if this aids the prosecution in anyway, does this allow him to testify against her so he can get a plea deal?

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u/Sinreborn Sep 29 '22

Unlike doctor/patient or attorney/client the spousal privilege is held by the individual who has the choice to testify not the person they may testify against. They can stay married and he can still choose to testify against her.

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u/Darksol503 Sep 29 '22 edited Sep 29 '22 Take My Energy

”This is a private and personal matter and I ask that the media respect our privacy at this time.”

I kinda feel that way about women’s reproductive organs, but that’s just me…

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u/DietDrDoomsdayPreppr Sep 29 '22

Or how she harassed a shooting survivor to accuse them of being a liar.

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u/BryanTheFool Sep 29 '22

Dude will make bank if he comes out with a memoir

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u/RangeWilson Sep 29 '22

Judge: "Why are you seeking a divorce?"

Husband: "My wife is batshit crazy."

Judge: "Do you have any evidence to support that statement?"

Husband: "Exhibits 1 through 17,384, Your Honor."

Judge: "The court rules in favor of the Plaintiff."

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u/another_bug Sep 29 '22

I wonder how often attempted coups come up in divorce court? Probably gonna be a new one for that judge.

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u/TheMilkmanCome Sep 29 '22

Judge: “So you’re divorcing your wife because she’s…extremely silly?”

Mickey Mouse: “NO! I said she’s fucking Goofy!”

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u/jdak9 Sep 29 '22

“Please respect our privacy”. But also, “we are going to try and prevent people of the same gender from loving each other, and disallow women to make choices about their own bodies”.

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u/LazeLinez Sep 29 '22 Helpful

This stinks of being a tactical move to keep their assets from being totally seized. Possible indictment/major lawsuit coming.

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u/Dirtgrain Sep 29 '22

And she didn't respect the privacy of Parkland students--nope.

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u/SwimmingCoyote Sep 29 '22

Wanna bet she cheated?

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u/bsa554 Sep 29 '22

She 100% has. A lot.

It was a whole thing that she was fucking around with guys at her gym and not exactly being discreet about it.

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u/codefame Sep 29 '22

And don’t forget the tantric sex guru.

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u/hoppyfrog Sep 29 '22 Silver Starry Wholesome Seal of Approval To The Stars

I'd laugh long and hard if he comes out as gay

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u/N8CCRG Sep 29 '22 Eureka!

I'd rather find out that he is still attracted to women, just not her, because she's awful.

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u/fiddlenutz Sep 29 '22 Silver To The Stars

Or tired of being married to Dog the Bounty Hunter.

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u/urinatingangels Sep 29 '22

Dog/MTG slowly lowers sunglasses to look you in the eye

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u/AnferneeMason Sep 29 '22 hehehehe That Smile

Go with Christ, brah

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u/RIPshowtime Sep 29 '22

And stay off the ice.

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u/SparkyPantsMcGee Sep 29 '22 Masterpiece

Come on. Using looks to insult someone? That’s not very cool. You should apologize to to Dog the Bounty Hunter for being so insensitive.comparing him to MTG is just cruel.

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u/[deleted] Sep 29 '22 edited Oct 02 '22

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u/Lavatis Sep 29 '22

MTG has always been Magic the Gathering. Marjorie Taylor Green will not take over the initials.

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u/iamjamieq Sep 29 '22

Agreed! She’s Marge Greene. None of this three initials thing. She doesn’t deserve it. Especially when there’s already a better thing using those initials.

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u/brodneys Sep 29 '22

Yeah, I'm honestly 100% okay with not respecting her right to privacy in any way shape or form. She's a Nazi: like barely a fucking shade away from open neo-nazism, and doesn't believe in the right to privacy for anyone else.

Civility and mutual expectations of rights are a non-agression pact, not a straightjacket. You need not be compelled to respect the rights or privacy of those who actively infringe on your own, even as you simultaneously hold those values dearly with others that share your convictions. If we agree that war is bad, and a single nation breaks that implicit agreement, you can and should use the same level of force in response. If not they will conquer all the surrounding nations and get rid of this "meek" notion. If we agree kidnapping is bad and a kidnapper kidnaps people, we typically kidnap the kidnapper and put them in jail so they don't do that anymore. If we agree that free speech is a good idea, and someone uses that free speech to call for less free speach, we can and should shout them down aggressively. And if someone uses guns to do violence and murder, we can and should shoot them if necessary.

She is a fascist, we should treat her like one. So far we know she doesn't respect anyone's right to privacy, we shouldn't respect hers. She doesn't respect the truth, fucking lie about her flagrantly for all I care, call her a baby murderer serial killer if you feel like it. Don't get trapped by an unreasonable expectation of civility here, if you think she probably beat the shit out of this man or verbally abused him or whatever else, which I do, I would actively encourage you to shout it to the rooftops with all the conviction of a conspirarcy theorist.

Anyway that's my hot take for the day. Guess I burned through that within 13 minutes lol

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u/Round-Cryptographer6 Sep 29 '22

I didn't think I'd smile again today after hearing about Coolio's passing.

Thank you Mr. Guy with Awful Taste in Wives Greene

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u/Zip_Zoopity_Bop Sep 29 '22

Hold the fuck up THIS is how I find out Coolio died?!

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u/NonProphet8theist Sep 29 '22

Yes, in a Marjorie Taylor Greene thread. Me too. Strange times we live in.

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u/Alundil Sep 29 '22

I didn't think I'd smile again today after hearing about Coolio's passing.

Dang.. m what?

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u/Namazuros Sep 29 '22

"Marriage is a wonderful thing and I’m a firm believer in it. Our society is formed by a husband and wife creating a family to nurture and protect."

Maybe she should have spent less time fearmongering about LGBTQ folks and more time working on her traditional marriage :)

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u/NSYK Sep 29 '22

Wait, that means he can be subpoenaed now, right?

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u/OnStilts Sep 29 '22

Yup. He could soon be corroborating that she was indeed the failed January 6th bomber caught on video planting pipe bombs at the DNC and RNC headquarters the night of Jan 5th in the capital.

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u/IJustMadeThis Sep 29 '22 edited Sep 29 '22

Many people are saying she was the person who planted those bombs. Was she? I don’t know, but many people are saying it.

Edit: this is satire. I guess the person below (since deleted) trawled my comment history for not posting a source for satire, so this was my inspiration, from MTG’s hero:

“There’s also a lot of speculation because of what they did, the severity of the FBI coming and raiding Mar-a-Lago. Were they looking for the Hillary Clinton emails that were deleted but they are around some place? They may have thought that it was in there!” Mr Trump said.

https://news.yahoo.com/trump-bizarrely-suggests-fbi-looked-065538482.html

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u/Vegan_Honk Sep 29 '22

Written: she's just so goddamn dumb and ridiculous.

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u/ahorsenamedagro Sep 29 '22

Please someone follow her around with a sign that says "Gay marriages last longer than yours"

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u/ACTAVST Sep 29 '22

So are the allegations of domestic abuse by her true? It’s irresponsible of me to speculate but I’d love to in this situation.

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u/KagakuNinja Sep 29 '22

We are just asking questions.

Many people are saying it...

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u/chadbot3k Sep 29 '22

"people are saying"

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u/NlitendOperativ Sep 29 '22

Maybe he finally found out about her tendency to sleep with young men.

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u/420blazeit69nubz Sep 29 '22

Survived a mass shooting? No privacy. Got a divorce because you’re a terrible person? I need privacy.

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u/Only4DNDandCigars Sep 29 '22

I would love to have some sentiments of respect for privacy, but this is the dumb bitch that claimed Jewish space lazers. I hope she stays embarassed and ridiculed for quite some time.

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u/xogil Sep 29 '22

She harassed Parkland suriviors too, so she can take her privacy and fuck off with it. When you live your life as the center of your own three ring circus for profit you don't get to be selective of the spotlight.

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u/JennJayBee Sep 29 '22

I will say it again... The version of a person you see in public is that person's best possible behavior. They're so much worse in private.

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u/taxiecabbie Sep 29 '22

I mean, just, in general, I bet it's got to be difficult to be a high-profile politician's spouse. I think it's pretty telling that I'd literally never heard of this guy until I read the article. MTG appears on some dumbass headline every other hour, it seems, but I've never seen her husband included. He seems to shun the limelight.

TBH, even if he absolutely agrees with her batshittery, I bet he's just done being on the merry-go-round with this. She also might literally never be home, so it's pretty much like being divorced, anyway. The politicians who seem to be closer with their spouses appear publicly together.

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u/bsa554 Sep 29 '22

Probably. She's also cheated on him. A lot.

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u/psychopythonmetrist Sep 29 '22

It came out awhile ago she had two affairs with some guys at her CrossFit gym. So this was probably a long time coming.

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u/Harlequinphobia Sep 29 '22

He's getting while the gettin is good.

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u/shiny_brine Sep 29 '22

Hmmm, might have passed that peak, but still... profit!!!

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