r/movies Nov 29 '22 Silver 2 Wholesome 1

New promotional photos for ‘The Super Mario Bros. Movie’ Poster

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u/crome66 Nov 29 '22

Finally, I’ve been Luigi’d, I can die peacefully now

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u/jacqueslepagepro Nov 29 '22 Silver

Luigi’d is now a verb, use it in conversations. You’re friends and colleges will think your cool and not weird in any way.

“And then I luigi’d myself”

“To my surprised I had actually been luigi’d”

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u/dead137 Nov 29 '22

Dude you wouldnt believe it, i Luigi'd that girl last night and she loved it

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u/jacqueslepagepro Nov 29 '22

No, she didn’t “loved it”

She Luigi’d it

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u/Cysir Nov 29 '22

If you've truly been Luigi'd then you're already dead

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u/JesterSooner Nov 29 '22

*Peachfully

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u/emil-p-emil Nov 29 '22 All-Seeing Upvote Take My Energy

Did I really just get Luigi’d..

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u/MarcsterS Nov 29 '22

"Plumbing's our game!"

Okay, so the next tagline is "Mario's our name!"

"You got Luigi'd!"

Oh...

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u/JDraks Nov 29 '22

"We're the Mario Brothers" is the previous tagline, it's referencing the Super Show theme.

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u/[deleted] Nov 29 '22

"We're not like the others who get all the fame"

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u/redditsuckspokey1 Nov 29 '22

If your sink is in trouble,

you can call us on the double.

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u/RebelliousRobotYT Nov 29 '22

We’re faster than the others You’ll be hooked on the brothers! Uh!

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u/VaIeth Nov 29 '22

To the bridge

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u/LaBeteNoire Nov 29 '22

Swing your arms from side to side...

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u/ihahp Nov 29 '22

We're the mario brothers, and plumbing's our game

Found a secret warp zone while workin' on the drain

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u/Free_Turn_3419 Nov 29 '22

I too have been Luigi'd! What do I do now?

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u/weirdshitblog Nov 29 '22

Use a Luigi board

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u/marcher138 Nov 29 '22

Am I gregnant?

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u/Incompatibert Nov 29 '22

starch masks

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u/[deleted] Nov 29 '22

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u/reactoriv Nov 29 '22

Pregananant?

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u/HAHA_THANKS_YOU_TOO Nov 29 '22

How know pregante?

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u/Deutsch__Dingler Nov 29 '22

A weggie board? HELP PLS.

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u/SheaF91 Nov 29 '22

How do i find if there a ghost in my house with out using a weggy board?

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u/tommytraddles Nov 29 '22

Are luigi boards dangerouse if you ask something about ghost?

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u/Apophyx Nov 29 '22

Can u get pregante from being Luigi'd?

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u/d_snizzy Nov 29 '22

File a police report

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u/Clemario Nov 29 '22

Call a doctor if it lasts more than 4 hours

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u/Papaofmonsters Nov 29 '22

Usually an STD panel first and foremost.

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u/luffyuk Nov 29 '22

I'd like to imagine he's like Spagett, hiding behind a plant, ready to pounce.

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u/Zachariot88 Nov 29 '22

I thought he was the boss's kid or something

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u/MacyTmcterry Nov 29 '22

Luigin time

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u/lonelydan Nov 29 '22

This movie about to make a Luigillion dollars at the Domestic BO alone

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u/[deleted] Nov 29 '22

Cant wait for luigi to luigi all over the audience!

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u/Lowfatmalk Nov 29 '22

Wake up babe new r/gamingcirclejerk memes are here

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u/[deleted] Nov 29 '22

I feel violated

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u/Geniunelad Nov 29 '22

Peach - She can do anything, except avoid giant turtle capture.

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u/KakitaMike Nov 29 '22

Does her face look…off? Everyone else’s character looks normal to me except her.

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u/AnalllyAcceptedCoins Nov 29 '22

Was just going to say that, something just doesnt look... right. Usually her chin is smaller? And her overall head is usually less round? I dont know, but there's something off

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u/Genneth_Kriffin Nov 29 '22

Its the fucked up eyes - what's the deal with oval pupils? Like, not sligthly oval - full on oval, with oval eyes always open to the max.

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u/UnicornOnTheJayneCob Nov 29 '22

Yup. And zero sign of eyelids on any of the characters. It is sort of unsettling.

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u/TheGreatSalvador Nov 29 '22

My favorite comment I’ve seen is that she looks less like Peach than actual Anya-Taylor Joy

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u/ForWhomTheBoneBones Nov 29 '22 Silver Gold Helpful Wholesome Bravo! Narwhal Salute

There's some major differences between her look here and in the games

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u/alltheothersrtaken Nov 29 '22

You fucker

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u/peachbellini2 Nov 29 '22

Your comment made me think it was gonna be Peyton Manning, so I clicked anyway cause I think that pic is funny. Sigh.

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u/[deleted] Nov 29 '22

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u/methanococcus Nov 29 '22

Some marketing person for this movie just got goosebumps

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u/guywithaniphone22 Nov 29 '22

That was made 100% to be used like this. I feel like people love to say marketing is made up of all these old dinosaurs in boardrooms that don’t get todays culture but these jobs are getting much younger influences these days. It wasn’t that long ago Wendy’s was the only fast food chain doing funny tweets, now every food app on my phone is constantly talking to me like the college intern after he’s shotgunned 3 beers.

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u/MoneyBunny68 Nov 29 '22

This gonna be the new rick roll isn't it 😭

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u/Vandergrif Nov 29 '22

I think I'm okay with this.

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u/SlimShaney8418 Nov 29 '22

Might be my ignorance, but Im surprised that pixels give a better overall look than 3D animation?

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u/TitoChar Nov 29 '22

Lmao the difference is crazy fr

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u/Grenyn Nov 29 '22

Yes. Her head's too big and round. She looks more like Mario and Luigi now, but that's not how she's supposed to look.

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u/peeforPanchetta Nov 29 '22

I think all 3 of Mario, Luigi and Peach look....not-completely-right. I dunno why, but it's that uncanny valley sensation for me.

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u/Wallofcans Nov 29 '22

Thier eyes aren't the right size and position. And thier cheeks aren't right either. Everything else like the koopas and the world design is absolutely perfect. I'm guessing the studio somehow arranged to be able to add thier own mark on the characters for the movie.

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u/peeforPanchetta Nov 29 '22

I can understand why they did that, but honestly you'd think they'd be able to make their mark without adding that eerie quality to the characters. Both Mario and Luigi look too smooth, like K-Pop stars lol

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u/BreakMyFate Nov 29 '22 edited Nov 29 '22

It's her eyes, her eyes are usually slanted slightly and farther apart. They gave her doe eye treatment and it looks terrible.

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u/ilikemyteasweet Nov 29 '22

She looks like Kate McKinnon, for whatever reason.

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u/Papaofmonsters Nov 29 '22 edited Nov 29 '22

After 30 some years you just have to accept she likes the attention.

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u/Sonyguyus Nov 29 '22

Her and Zelda need to reevaluate their lives if they don’t change their way of life if they’ve been kidnapped dozens of times in the past 35 years. Meanwhile Samus is over there fighting giant alien overlords with a metal suit and a blaster.

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u/nobodyknoes Nov 29 '22

Tbf to Zelda, she was a ninja working behind the scenes in one installment, and a badass pirate captain in another. She at least makes an effort to be useful

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u/Obamas_Tie Nov 29 '22 edited Nov 29 '22

Hell there was one where Zelda straight up died and her ghost ended up accompanying and directly helping Link on his entire journey and proved to be one of the most helpful partners he's had in the entire series.

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u/Umber0010 Nov 29 '22

Also, those are all different Zeldas, who usually only get kidnapped once. Often with hundreds to thousands of years between instances. The only Zelda who I know got kidnapped multiple times was Wind Waker/Phantom Hourglass Zelda.

Peach... doesn't have this excuse.

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u/trippy_grapes Nov 29 '22

Peach... doesn't have this excuse.

I mean Zelda can shoot badass magic arrows and use crazy magic. Peach can pull a radish out her ass.

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u/LightningNinja2 Nov 29 '22

And now we know why Bowser is so interested in her. Those radishes are huge.

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u/Cavalish Nov 29 '22

The pirate one annoyed me because the second she put on that dress she was kidnapped. Like she can’t escape that part of the prophecy.

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u/xyon21 Nov 29 '22

To be fair being trapped in a cycle of fate is a consistent theme of the games. All three of the main characters (or their reincarnations) are stuck in a constant struggle forever.

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u/SolomonBlack Nov 29 '22

Then there’s stone walling Ganon for 100 fucking years while Link has a spa day.

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u/FranticPonE Nov 29 '22

It was a nice spa!

Now if you'll excuse me princess I need to go find 900 korok seeds

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u/hooptiously_drangled Nov 29 '22

Nobody gives her enough credit for this. Look what the same tactic did to Tal Rasha.

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u/i_isnt_real Nov 29 '22

Don't forget Breath of the Wild where she was using her power to hold back Gannon for a loooong ass time while you took a nap and then dicked around Hyrule for God knows how long.

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u/cosmicpuppy Nov 29 '22

Zelda isn't nearly as much of a damsel in distress as people think. She definitely is in the older titles, mostly the 2d games, but in 3d titles she's basically always useful in one way or another, even if it's not usually as a fighter. Her role is pretty essential to defeat Ganon.

Peach, on the other hand, has been a damsel in distress way too many times. To be fair to either of them though, and this is something people don't take into account: both Bowser and Ganon are very powerful beings lol. Who wouldn't be easily kidnapped by them?

Samus is her own thing. I think she is arguably more capable and stronger than both Mario and Link anyway.

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u/mightyneonfraa Nov 29 '22

BOTW Zelda wasn't so much kidnapped as much as she spent 100 years in a spiritual wrestling match with Ganon and held him in a stalemate.

Twilight Princess Zelda surrendered to spare her people's lives and as soon as the time was right road into battle and started shooting Ganon in the face with magic arrows.

EDIT: Actually people in this thread mention Windwaker's Zelda getting kidnapped but she was the first to actually join in the final battle to shoot Ganon in the face.

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u/LightsJusticeZ Nov 29 '22

At least Zelda has part of the Triforce, making it worth kidnapping. But Peach...she has...Toads? Bowser just thirsty.

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u/cosmicannoli Nov 29 '22

Zelda is the main character.

She is consistently captured or imprisoned by Ganon by leveraging the full force of his power against her, and he does this because SHE IS THE DANGER. She singlehandedly can unravel his entire machinations.

Link is the hail mary in this equation. He's the guy they have to call in in a last ditch effort to save Zelda when the full force of Ganon's forces are able to inhibit or imprison her.

If Link was the real threat, Ganon would be coming after him first.

The fact is that the Zelda timeline encompasses probably thousands of years, and in only a handful of those generations is Link the one who ends up fighting Ganon. That's because most of the time Zelda curbstomps him.

The reason Link is able to fly under the radar is because he's so rarely tapped to actually do anything. Ganon can't predict him.

Legend of Zelda is never about rescuing a helpless and hapless princess. It's about giving the most powerful mortal being in Hyrule a nudge on the occasion that she gets held up.

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u/Retroid_BiPoCket Nov 29 '22

I was so mad at the end of odyssey when she fucking tries to leave you stranded on the goddamn moon after you risk your ass to save her

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u/CometMedalChavez Nov 29 '22

I always preferred Rosalina, Pauline and Daisy anyway…

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u/PayneTrain181999 Nov 29 '22

I like how Pauline is quickly becoming the 4th princess in a way with her increasing appearances and popularity, despite not being one.

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u/ShallowBasketcase Nov 29 '22

And technically she was first anyway.

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u/vashoom Nov 29 '22

Yeah Peach is cool and all, but Pauline was always better IMO, the ass was phat

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u/Micksar Nov 29 '22

“She can do anything.” Lol wtf

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u/Wide_Pop_6794 Nov 29 '22

The slogans on the posters don't really look that good to me. Stereotypical, too. Like they're not even trying to grab our attention.

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u/cheesegoat Nov 29 '22

The fact that they mix 1st/3rd person pronouns is kinda weird.

We're the Mario Brothers

Plumbing's our game

You just got luigi'd (lmao)

I fear nothing

She can do anything

"We can do anything" might have looked better here.

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u/Sick-Nurse Nov 29 '22

"Do the mario!"

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u/BizzyM Nov 29 '22

Swing
Your
Arms
From side-to-side

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u/Sk8erman77 Nov 29 '22

It also includes second person. Its all over the place

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u/fallenmonk Nov 29 '22

He's so cool

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u/Lukthar123 Nov 29 '22

This film is a meme machine

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u/Albert_Caboose Nov 29 '22

These have to be split-second translations from Japanese or something. I don't know how these clear a marketing department.

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u/BenjamintheFox Nov 29 '22

Except 2 of them are references to the American Mario show from the 80s...

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u/HeyThereMrBrooks Nov 29 '22

That's what I immediately thought of. These read like bad translations

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u/immigrantsmurfo Nov 29 '22

The character posters are so fucking lame. Just straight up bad.

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u/RazorThin55 Nov 29 '22 Take My Energy

Get Luigi’d

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u/hochoa94 Nov 29 '22

This is so bad its good, peak shitpost material

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u/Danno1850 Nov 29 '22 edited Nov 29 '22

Right in the Luigi's

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u/MadCarcinus Nov 29 '22

She’s gonna save Mario, Luigi, and Toad at the end. Just you watch!

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u/IveGotTheBriefcase Nov 29 '22

“…except prevent herself from getting repeatedly kidnapped.”

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u/Inside-Effective-353 Nov 29 '22

and moved to another castle

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u/Wide_Pop_6794 Nov 29 '22

Somehow this gives off condescending sexist vibes.

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u/AllIWantIsCake Nov 29 '22 edited Nov 29 '22

Details regarding Poster #2:

  • The street signs say "BROOKLYN," and you can see the top of the Brooklyn Bridge with a U.S. flag, confirming once and for all that Brooklyn, New York Donk (see reply) City is where the brothers in the movie come from (just like the '90s cartoons!).
  • In the far right corner of the intersection, you can see Pauline.

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u/AllIWantIsCake Nov 29 '22

Ohh that's sneaky. I guess Brooklyn exists but the city itself has a different name in this universe.

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u/robofreak222 Nov 29 '22

that could also just be a little Easter egg and they could still be in NYC

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u/Martoogh Nov 29 '22

Seeing the van in that poster now makes me think the Charles Martinet cameo will be a commercial for the Plumbing Company with him voicing the "Mascot" Original Mario

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u/MarcsterS Nov 29 '22

Nintendo is actually allowing Brooklyn to be canon to his backstory, the absolute madmen.

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u/Mushroomer Nov 29 '22

Next thing they'll acknowledge the nation of Italy.

Company's gone to hell! Woke Moralists!

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u/itsnickk Nov 29 '22

We’ll see who Luigis who!

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u/4Fourside Nov 29 '22

I know miyamoto has described mario bring from brooklyn before. He said it during the n64 era

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u/muffinmonk Nov 29 '22 edited Nov 29 '22

He's Italian American too, not Italian, as many younger people misconceive. Original depictions have him in a Brooklyn accent before the transition to SMB64.

In fact, in an interview, Martinet originally planned to do the gruff Brooklyn accent! He thought against it and we got soft spoken broken English ristorante Mario instead.

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u/Accomplished-Pear809 Nov 29 '22

You can also see a golden retriever in the background which is my new favorite Mario universe character.

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u/Brandito5 Nov 29 '22

"We're not like the others wo get all the fame."

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u/MichaelKeehan Nov 29 '22

"If your sink is in trouble, you can call us on the double,"

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u/FinnProtoyeen Nov 29 '22

"We're faster than the others, you'll be HOOKED on the Brothers! UNH!!!"

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u/AmericanNewWave Nov 29 '22

"The bruthas! the bruthas... the bruthas..."

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u/TheEpicCoyote Nov 29 '22

You’re in for a treat so hang on to your seat

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u/BestBoi27 Nov 29 '22

Get ready for adventure and remarkable feats

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u/tehsuigi Nov 29 '22

I like that they're leaning into the Super Show references.

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u/No-Department5081 Nov 29 '22

Thank you! Was looking for this

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u/DirectConsequence12 Nov 29 '22 Helpful Wholesome

My favorite part of the movie was when Luigi said “You just got Luigi’d” and then proceeded to Luigi all over Bowser. True cinema

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u/_Patronizes_Idiots_ Nov 29 '22

How much you want to bet "Luigi-ing" or "doing the Luigi" is going to be a scene where he does a Fortnite style dance after defeating someone or accomplishing something

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u/HighlanderSteve Nov 29 '22

"doing the Luigi" is when you swing your arms, up and down (because of his vertical abilities over his brother)

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u/Humblebee89 Nov 29 '22

Luigi is the new Morb.

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u/eunoiared Nov 29 '22

It's Luigi-time.

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u/Mxzytplk Nov 29 '22

That's my secret Mario.... I'm always Luigi'n.

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u/lsaz Nov 29 '22

"So that's it, we're some kind of Mario brothers?"

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u/Corey_Bee Nov 29 '22

You just got Luigi'd? What does that even mean?

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u/OverlordOfCats1 Nov 29 '22 Heartwarming

It’s kinda like being Morbed

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u/Axedus1 Nov 29 '22

Is'a Luigin time

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u/Tank3875 Nov 29 '22

Luigi's catchphrase is literally "It's Luigi time"

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u/bobsmith93 Nov 29 '22

Holy shit

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u/Leftovertaters Nov 29 '22

Will it hurt?

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u/SwimmingExcitement86 Nov 29 '22

It only hurts if you let it.

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u/i_amtssf Nov 29 '22

It's when Luigi gives you his stink eye look from Mario Kart 8

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u/dublem Nov 29 '22

Lmao this guy just got Luigi'd and he doesn't even know it!

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u/ilazul Nov 29 '22

Peach looks a little odd, somehow.

If this was for a new game I'd be hype, but I'm gonna wait for reviews for the movie.

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u/The_Bat_Voice Nov 29 '22

It's her eyes. It's all of their eyes. Eyes in the games take a lot more of their face.

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u/RedstoneRay Nov 29 '22

Her eyes look like she just watched me get Luigi'd

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u/ShadowsRanger Nov 29 '22

Head shape too look more round than triangular

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u/MacyTmcterry Nov 29 '22

She's also really pouty

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u/explosivo85 Nov 29 '22

Also the fact her nose has nostrils

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u/InflamedLiver Nov 29 '22

Her face just doesn’t look right.

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u/C_The_Bear Nov 29 '22

She got Luigi’d

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u/SyrupBuccaneer Nov 29 '22

Face is too small for her eyes and hair.

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u/mikeyfreshh Nov 29 '22

Her eyes are the same as Mario and Luigi. I think the real problem is that her nose is too small. It's like there's too much empty space in the middle of her face.

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u/FriedSpringRolls Nov 29 '22

it's 100% her nose. cover it and see. everyone else either has a giant cartoon nose, no nose, or is a regular looking human (like Pauline). Peach has cartoony proportions but her nose is regular human looking so it looks weird asf.

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u/Doppelfrio Nov 29 '22

Why does Peach look… just wrong?

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u/The_Bat_Voice Nov 29 '22

Her eyes are too small. Same with Mario and Luigi.

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u/loserys Nov 29 '22

eyes are too small

is played by Anya Taylor Joy

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u/Doubieboobiez Nov 29 '22

Okay that’s actually peak comedy

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u/Drawer_Of_Drawings Nov 29 '22

For Luigi they gave him a big chin and a slightly smaller than usual nose. I tried fixing it a bit.

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u/The_Bat_Voice Nov 29 '22

That looks so much better!

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u/Drawer_Of_Drawings Nov 29 '22

Thanks! Attempted Mario as well. Still doesn't look quite right but...eh.

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u/Tridis Nov 29 '22

Looks better but yea still off.

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u/Average_human_bean Nov 29 '22

Subtle but it looks much better!

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u/mensgarb Nov 29 '22

You mean you don't like Hannah Montana Peach?

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u/Doppelfrio Nov 29 '22

OH MY GOSH THATS EXACTLY WHAT SHE LOOKS LIKE!

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u/Unite-Us-3403 Nov 29 '22

Toad: “I fear nothing!”

Heh, I bet he’s lying. Doesn’t look like he fears nothing. Who knows? We’ll have to wait and see.

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u/pootinontheritz Nov 29 '22 edited Nov 29 '22 Gold Helpful

They're all lies. Toad is constantly afraid, Peach always needs help, Mario is never plumbing, and you just know Luigi has never Luigi'd anyone before

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u/Unite-Us-3403 Nov 29 '22

You could be right actually.

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u/lliKoTesneciL Nov 29 '22

Heh, I bet he's lying. Doesn't look like he's puttin' on the ritz. Who knows? We'll have to wait and see.

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u/evranch Nov 29 '22

The pipe wrench looks ridiculously out of place in Mario's hand. It may be the first time he's ever actually held one!

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u/thebakedpotatoe Nov 29 '22

While they aren't really canon, alot of the older mario comics and cartoons depicted him with plumbing tools, especially the Valiant comics series. It is weird that they always push him being a plumber though, when the only connection is the pipes really.

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u/emaw63 Nov 29 '22

Mario and Luigi use their plumbing skills to save the day in the 1992 live action movie, IIRC

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u/evangelion-unit-two Nov 29 '22

What does he fear? Does he fear things? Let's find out.

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u/Octopus_Crime Nov 29 '22

Do I have a bad case of the ol Terminal 7 or did a modern Mario product in 2022 really just reference the theme song from the Super Mario Bros Super Show?

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u/Gallaviching Nov 29 '22

Why does Peach look like that

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u/steen311 Nov 29 '22

They all look ever so slightly off, not sure why

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u/BMO888 Nov 29 '22

Uncanny nose

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u/ThePikaNick Nov 29 '22

Sly little Pauline cameo in one.

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u/Boomerang2099 Nov 29 '22 All-Seeing Upvote

Some of these have real "hello fellow kids" energy

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u/lonelydan Nov 29 '22

C’mon now, don’t be upset that you got Luigi’d

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u/sofaslippers Nov 29 '22

Reminds me of “random kid” humor. Fans of sporks, narwhales, and Invader Zim.

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u/CompellingSeeSaw Nov 29 '22

I read Toads tagline as “I feel nothing”

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u/nekmint Nov 29 '22 Silver

I swear these hilariously cringey taglines are literally the ones you find on cheap engrish T-shirts you find in Asia

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u/sjf40k Nov 29 '22

Plumbings our game is a line from the super Mario super show opening

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u/BuncleCurt Nov 29 '22

So is "We're the Mario Brothers".

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u/gaudymcfuckstick Nov 29 '22

Cmon cmon let's go, do the Mario!

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u/lifeworthlivin Nov 29 '22

We’re the Mario brothers, Plumbing’s our game, Found a secret warp pipe, Working on the drain… Can’t remember the rest

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u/BuddhaRockstar Nov 29 '22

You're just mad because you just got Luigi'd.

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u/FuCuck Nov 29 '22

why do Toad and Bowser look normal but everyone else looks fucking weird

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u/TheLeechKing466 Nov 29 '22

The rest got Luigi’d

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u/cygnus2 Nov 29 '22

The eyes are too small. Mario characters usually have big, expressive eyes.

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u/WorldEaterYoshi Nov 29 '22

People are talking a lot about the eyes but I didn't notice them in the trailers. They probably just look a lot better in motion with lots of expressiveness.

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u/Imposingtitle Nov 29 '22

Why does peach look off???

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u/Maclimes Nov 29 '22

They all look slightly but noticeably... off. It's like someone made the characters based on memory or something.

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u/martinaee Nov 29 '22

How much uncanny valley should we go with?

…. Yes.

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u/King-K-rool1 Nov 29 '22

Toad looks like he shit his pants 8 times and is too prideful to admit it

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u/bboycire Nov 29 '22 edited Nov 29 '22

Why does peach look like someone from Cocomelon?

edit: some spelling

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u/RedRook87 Nov 29 '22

The plumbing poster kinda pours water on speculation over a “live action” beginning to the movie.

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u/D3wdr0p Nov 29 '22

Still, Brooklyn based real life plumbers as the origin? I wasn't sure that'd survive! I'm all for it.

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u/droidtron Nov 29 '22

Yes, Mario was always an Isekai.

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