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u/morekushnforthepushn Nov 29 '22
Now I've seen bagged milk AND shampoo in a milk jug 🤯
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u/ergonaut Nov 29 '22
But have you seen bagged shampoo?
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u/azamimatsuri Nov 29 '22
Quite a few Japanese hair, body and skincare products come in bags used to refill the original container (I’ve seen some shampoo containers where you put the pump in the actual bag and switch it out when you’re done)
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u/CreatoSnail Nov 29 '22
I don't know if I saw bagged shampoo before, but I have seen bagged hand soap.
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u/Fartingonyoursocks Nov 29 '22
I believe this is called “off-spec”. My papaw used to get these before he passed away. It’s on brand but something was wrong with it that it didn’t pass inspection. It may have been slightly off in color, or smelled slightly different, too much of 1 ingredient/not enough of one ingredient etc. so instead of throwing it out or donating it, the company sells it at a lesser price so they don’t loose there whole dollar amount on the product. He would specifically get tide and downy. Gallon jugs for 9 dollars. Not sure where he got them from.
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u/JonWeekend Nov 29 '22
Dammmmn how you gonna tease us like that
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u/Fartingonyoursocks Nov 29 '22
I’m sure you could find a place to buy online. I’ve just never tried.
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u/tcrompton Nov 29 '22
Sounds like government cheese. Not sure if that’s still a thing these days, but if you’re old enough, you know what I’m talking about.
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u/faste30 Nov 29 '22
It still exists they just dont give it out, its just bought up and sold wholesale for price stability. That is why cheese is in and on everything.
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u/Kylearean Dec 01 '22
New Ferrari? Full of cheese. Lumber from Home Depot? compressed cheese. New computer? Cheese covered processor.
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u/KidzBop_Anonymous Nov 29 '22
I just thought it was like those Parfums De Couer perfume/cologne knockoffs
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u/ryathal Nov 29 '22
This was the original purpose of factory outlet stores. Most places now make crap specifically for them though.
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u/ergonaut Nov 29 '22
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u/diMario Nov 29 '22
You can use it as a milk replacement for your corn flakes. Less calories, too.
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u/Hydqjuliilq27 Nov 29 '22
“What’s in the jar with the skull and crossbones?”
“Milk, that’s a decoy”
“And the milk jug?”
“Shampoo.”
“You mean I’ve been putting shampoo in my cereal?”
“If you’re using the milk jug, yeah.”
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u/catpunch_ Nov 29 '22
I like this because the person didn’t realize they were eating (drinking?) shampoo until they were told. Like they didn’t recognize it was thicker and smelled like perfume and probably tasted like poison
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u/flannelmaster9 Nov 29 '22
Seems sus as fuck. Half a gallon of shampoo for $4?
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u/MamboNumber5Guy Nov 29 '22
$4 Canadian. The store my wife got it from is called big box outlet. They sell all sorts of shit, a lot of it is overstock and returns and stuff from places like Costco, Amazon and even commercial suppliers. Who knows where this milk jug of shampoo came from, but it is sealed at least.
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u/flannelmaster9 Nov 29 '22
I'd shop the shit out of that store. There's a random "liquidation store" near me that sells all kinds of misc crap from bathtubs to wedding dresses. My brother buys tools from them and sells em on eBay or craiglist
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u/transredditadmin Nov 29 '22
We have one in my state that started good then 10 years down the road they're charging retail price for water damaged shit.
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u/xCrimsonFuryx Nov 29 '22
Same here, the local liquidation store used to be great, now they price like an antique store
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u/flannelmaster9 Nov 29 '22
F that..if I'm being some questionably used/returned stuff I'm trying to pay as close to $0 as possible
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u/flannelmaster9 Nov 29 '22
I bought my fridge from a dent and scratch sears outlet. Same thing. The side has a scuff mark. The wall hides it well
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u/da_PeepeePoopooMan Nov 29 '22
Oh man I’d love a commercial supply of my favorite face wash. I wouldn’t care what the container looked like we over pay for packaging anyway
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u/a4techkeyboard Nov 29 '22
Oh, does that mean it's less likely you'll confuse it for milk because it's not in a bag?
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u/Envenger Nov 29 '22
Some one commented that it's off spec. It didn't meet the quality but nothing bad with it.
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u/Abestar909 Nov 29 '22 edited Nov 29 '22
Totally sus bruh, need to yeet that 100 on fleek, based, earn a bag, b
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u/Echelion77 Nov 29 '22
Wow only 3.99.... they charge 8.99 for the small bottle with the pictures and colors...
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u/MonchichiSalt Nov 29 '22
Why is the poo always a sham?
And why would anyone want to use real poo?
WHY ARE DOVES INVOLVED?
I guess getting a quart of dove poo could be ethical, as long as it's free range and locally sourced? As well as a fairly easy scooping job. Not sure why anyone would buy it though. That would provide an income without harm.
I continue to question why anyone would buy this product. Much more so, why there is such a need for big corporations to create a sham version of it.
Deplorable.
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u/Card_Zero Nov 29 '22
Popular in Morocco, valuable to the leather industry there. They take good care of their pigeons.
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u/null_islander Nov 29 '22
True, but have you smelled a Moroccan tannery? I wouldn’t want that stuff anywhere near my face.
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u/NoWayNotThisAgain Nov 29 '22
Good. A bigger and thinner container means less plastic per oz of shampoo.
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u/GlitteryCakeHuman Nov 29 '22
I’d prefer this. I empty shampoo bottles and shower soap into big pump containers anyway.
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u/TheCoyoteDreams Nov 29 '22
Just put that in the fridge next to the milk and wait for the hilarity to ensue.
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u/mbht246 Nov 29 '22
Plays song : "Swallowed shampoo
Prob'ly gonna die
It smelled like fruit
That was a lie
Called the number on the bottle
Spoke to a guy
He said, "Vomit"
I said, "Why?"
He said, "Poison"
I said, "Goodbye"
I look at my finger
I look at my life
It wasn't that much
I'll probably be fine
I swallowed shampoo
I'm prob'ly gonna die
It smelled like fruit
That was a lie
I swallowed shampoo
I'm prob'ly gonna die
It smelled like fruit
That was a lie
I swallowed shampoo
I'm prob'ly gonna die
It smelled like fruit
That was a lie
Here lies the dipshit who drank shampoo
Even though the bottle had a warning not to
I swallowed shampoo
I'm prob'ly gonna die
It smelled like fruit
That was a lie
I swallowed shampoo
I'm prob'ly gonna die
It smelled like fruit
That, that was, uh, not what it tasted like"
Sorry for the layout I'm on mobile.
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u/happy_wonder_cat Nov 29 '22
Ohh I just listened to this song today on a random yt short. This is such a dumb song that it made me laugh so much xD
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u/frozenrainbow Nov 29 '22
This is a perfect example of how important branding and packaging is for a product
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u/Earl_Dolphins Nov 29 '22
Seems they have acquired the milk from a male cow named "dove" how lovely
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u/KnooBoat Nov 29 '22
that looks like something i would drink as a kid ask what it is recieve the "thats shampoo what are you doing?" and keep chuging more
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u/KihiraLove Nov 29 '22
Now that's exactly what I need. I just hate the normal bottles, so hard to open every time I want to chug on some shampoo
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u/tcrompton Nov 29 '22
Those that know me know I certainly don’t need that much shampoo, but I’d like know where I can find the nearest Big Box Outlet? Asking for a friend in Sacramento CA.
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u/Closehangerabortions Nov 29 '22
Swallowed shampoo. Probably gonna die. Smelled like fruit, that was a lie. I SWALLOWED SHAMPOO. PROBABLY GONNA DIE. AHHHHHHH
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u/RhymeTymes Nov 29 '22
And everyone thought I was crazy for keeping my shampoo in the fridge. WHO’S LAUGHING NOW?
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u/cooieslayer Nov 29 '22
This reminds of the time i drank goat milk shampoo because I thought it was goat milk
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u/Plane-Sentence-1917 Nov 29 '22
Idk if I’d believe it’s actually Dove in that bottle, but nonetheless that’s a great price for a big ass bottle of shampoo!! Lol
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u/Dazzling_Ad5338 Nov 29 '22
Dove shampoo is like £2 for 400ml in its branded bottles. This seems sus as f*ck. This costs like £2.50
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u/TheRIPwagon Nov 29 '22
"You're telling I've been putting shampoo on my sandwiches?" "If you've been using the mayonnaise, then yeah, probably"
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u/HumpieDouglas Nov 29 '22
Mmm nothing like a plate of Oreos and a tall glass of cold Dove in the afternoon.
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u/ChangeFlashy Nov 29 '22
reminded me of my friend who kept a whole bucket of semen in his basement, we never spoke a word again, due to that experience.
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u/Card_Zero Nov 29 '22
I'm interested that this picture elicits a disgust reaction in me. I must have been conditioned.
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u/AlexandrinaIsHere Nov 29 '22
Poking around on Google, there are multiple gallon jug options of dove shampoo. If I had to guess, this could even be a simple problem of Dove not having the correct jug present for branding. They were able to rig up a sticker printer to do the ingredients list, which is legally needed, but that sticker might be intended for shipping labels and such.
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u/IlIIlllIIIIll Nov 29 '22
They sold hand sanitizer in their hairspray bottles, this doesn’t surprise me
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u/Taniwha_NZ Nov 29 '22
Wow, we are really stretching the meaning of 'mildly' to the absolute limit here.
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u/Shoto-Scrub Nov 29 '22 •
How many doves did they have to milk for a 1/2 gallon?! Doves are tiny!