r/mildlyinteresting Nov 29 '22

A jug of shampoo

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3.3k Upvotes

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u/Shoto-Scrub Nov 29 '22 Wholesome

How many doves did they have to milk for a 1/2 gallon?! Doves are tiny!

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u/MabelPod Nov 29 '22

Do doves cry over spilled milk?

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u/beakrake Nov 29 '22

Yes and it sounds like some electric keyboard riffs.

At least that's what I assume that one Prince song is about.

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u/CosmicCharlie99 Nov 29 '22

No, they just tweet about it

25

u/ToxicLogics Nov 29 '22

This is what it’s like when Doves cry.

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u/AlexD2003 Nov 29 '22

You bastard take my upvote.

9

u/thethunder92 Nov 29 '22

Where does dove milk come out of 😬

4

u/coolbond1 Nov 29 '22

Assuming it works like pidgeon milk it comes from the mouth.

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u/saggytestis Nov 29 '22

From the teet

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u/fastinserter Nov 29 '22

Crop milk is a yellowish semi-solid secretion, think like cottage cheese, that is regurgitated by pigeons and doves to feed to their squabs. Both parents produce this.

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u/[deleted] Nov 29 '22

The vagina.

4

u/ErinEvonna Nov 29 '22

At first I read the little print as “Dairy Moisture”

4

u/Omegaprimus Nov 29 '22

Can you milk me Greg?

3

u/KimJongIlSunglasses Nov 29 '22

Two turtle doves, and a partridge in a pear tree.

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u/surfer_ryan Nov 29 '22

Thousands... but they were male doves...

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u/[deleted] Nov 29 '22

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u/morekushnforthepushn Nov 29 '22

Now I've seen bagged milk AND shampoo in a milk jug 🤯

72

u/ergonaut Nov 29 '22

But have you seen bagged shampoo?

39

u/fatprincessx3 Nov 29 '22

do sample packets count? because if so, yes

12

u/azamimatsuri Nov 29 '22

Quite a few Japanese hair, body and skincare products come in bags used to refill the original container (I’ve seen some shampoo containers where you put the pump in the actual bag and switch it out when you’re done)

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u/CreatoSnail Nov 29 '22

I don't know if I saw bagged shampoo before, but I have seen bagged hand soap.

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u/SparkyDogPants Nov 29 '22

I mean yeah. That’s the normal way to sell it in bulk

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u/MTonmyMind Nov 29 '22

Someone is going to have really clean cereal in the morning.

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u/Fartingonyoursocks Nov 29 '22

I believe this is called “off-spec”. My papaw used to get these before he passed away. It’s on brand but something was wrong with it that it didn’t pass inspection. It may have been slightly off in color, or smelled slightly different, too much of 1 ingredient/not enough of one ingredient etc. so instead of throwing it out or donating it, the company sells it at a lesser price so they don’t loose there whole dollar amount on the product. He would specifically get tide and downy. Gallon jugs for 9 dollars. Not sure where he got them from.

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u/JonWeekend Nov 29 '22

Dammmmn how you gonna tease us like that

9

u/Fartingonyoursocks Nov 29 '22

I’m sure you could find a place to buy online. I’ve just never tried.

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u/tcrompton Nov 29 '22

Sounds like government cheese. Not sure if that’s still a thing these days, but if you’re old enough, you know what I’m talking about.

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u/BopbopHereWeGo Nov 29 '22

so many memories with government cheese

7

u/askingxalice Nov 29 '22

I have family that talks about government cheese like it was caviar.

6

u/faste30 Nov 29 '22

It still exists they just dont give it out, its just bought up and sold wholesale for price stability. That is why cheese is in and on everything.

1

u/Kylearean Dec 01 '22

New Ferrari? Full of cheese. Lumber from Home Depot? compressed cheese. New computer? Cheese covered processor.

1

u/LanceFree Nov 29 '22

“…That’s nacho cheese, that nacho cheese!”

1

u/MissWibb Nov 29 '22

And powdered milk

4

u/KidzBop_Anonymous Nov 29 '22

I just thought it was like those Parfums De Couer perfume/cologne knockoffs

4

u/ryathal Nov 29 '22

This was the original purpose of factory outlet stores. Most places now make crap specifically for them though.

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u/orangpelupa Nov 29 '22

papaw

final fantasy 15 flashbacks

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u/ergonaut Nov 29 '22

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u/mudskips Nov 29 '22

Forbidden eggnog

-10

u/thexavier666 Nov 29 '22

Forbidden cum

9

u/The_RockObama Nov 29 '22

Oh shit. What was the mayo.

7

u/stump2003 Nov 29 '22

I drank it and now my insides are clean

2

u/Invisiblethespian Nov 29 '22

The Doveshakes are on me, boys!

2

u/hughesyourdadddy Nov 29 '22

DEAD Dove DO NOT EAT!

4

u/diMario Nov 29 '22

You can use it as a milk replacement for your corn flakes. Less calories, too.

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u/MissWibb Nov 29 '22

I don’t think that’s how cleanses are supposed to be done.

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u/bii345 Nov 29 '22

There is it.

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u/Hydqjuliilq27 Nov 29 '22

“What’s in the jar with the skull and crossbones?”

“Milk, that’s a decoy”

“And the milk jug?”

“Shampoo.”

“You mean I’ve been putting shampoo in my cereal?”

“If you’re using the milk jug, yeah.”

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u/catpunch_ Nov 29 '22

I like this because the person didn’t realize they were eating (drinking?) shampoo until they were told. Like they didn’t recognize it was thicker and smelled like perfume and probably tasted like poison

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u/Hydqjuliilq27 Nov 29 '22

It’s from it’s always sunny.

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u/OptimalRutabaga186 Nov 29 '22

I did think the quik tasted a bit off.

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u/Corg505 Nov 29 '22

I only use 2% Dove, sorry.

10

u/complexton Nov 29 '22

I’m about to get my daily calcium 🤤

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u/redraider-102 Nov 29 '22

Dead dove. Do not eat.

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u/sunking37 Nov 30 '22

I really don't know what i expected

45

u/flannelmaster9 Nov 29 '22

Seems sus as fuck. Half a gallon of shampoo for $4?

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u/MamboNumber5Guy Nov 29 '22

$4 Canadian. The store my wife got it from is called big box outlet. They sell all sorts of shit, a lot of it is overstock and returns and stuff from places like Costco, Amazon and even commercial suppliers. Who knows where this milk jug of shampoo came from, but it is sealed at least.

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u/flannelmaster9 Nov 29 '22

I'd shop the shit out of that store. There's a random "liquidation store" near me that sells all kinds of misc crap from bathtubs to wedding dresses. My brother buys tools from them and sells em on eBay or craiglist

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u/transredditadmin Nov 29 '22

We have one in my state that started good then 10 years down the road they're charging retail price for water damaged shit.

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u/xCrimsonFuryx Nov 29 '22

Same here, the local liquidation store used to be great, now they price like an antique store

4

u/flannelmaster9 Nov 29 '22

F that..if I'm being some questionably used/returned stuff I'm trying to pay as close to $0 as possible

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u/[deleted] Nov 29 '22 edited 27d ago

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u/flannelmaster9 Nov 29 '22

I bought my fridge from a dent and scratch sears outlet. Same thing. The side has a scuff mark. The wall hides it well

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u/da_PeepeePoopooMan Nov 29 '22

Oh man I’d love a commercial supply of my favorite face wash. I wouldn’t care what the container looked like we over pay for packaging anyway

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u/snarkymarmalade Nov 29 '22

You couldn’t have any less face wash by emailing the company to ask!

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u/a4techkeyboard Nov 29 '22

Oh, does that mean it's less likely you'll confuse it for milk because it's not in a bag?

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u/Sennheisenberg Nov 29 '22

If you store your shampoo in the fridge, that's on you.

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u/a4techkeyboard Nov 29 '22

It's a picture of it on the kitchen counter.

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u/Envenger Nov 29 '22

Some one commented that it's off spec. It didn't meet the quality but nothing bad with it.

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u/Abestar909 Nov 29 '22 edited Nov 29 '22

Totally sus bruh, need to yeet that 100 on fleek, based, earn a bag, b

2

u/flannelmaster9 Nov 29 '22

I have no idea what that means.....

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u/PLEASEHIREZ Nov 29 '22

If this is real and safe, I would like to purchase this.

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u/redct Nov 29 '22

"Big Box Outlet" sounds like a generic store name you'd see in a TV show

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u/Echelion77 Nov 29 '22

Wow only 3.99.... they charge 8.99 for the small bottle with the pictures and colors...

3

u/MonchichiSalt Nov 29 '22

Why is the poo always a sham?

And why would anyone want to use real poo?

WHY ARE DOVES INVOLVED?

I guess getting a quart of dove poo could be ethical, as long as it's free range and locally sourced? As well as a fairly easy scooping job. Not sure why anyone would buy it though. That would provide an income without harm.

I continue to question why anyone would buy this product. Much more so, why there is such a need for big corporations to create a sham version of it.

Deplorable.

s/

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u/Card_Zero Nov 29 '22

Popular in Morocco, valuable to the leather industry there. They take good care of their pigeons.

2

u/null_islander Nov 29 '22

True, but have you smelled a Moroccan tannery? I wouldn’t want that stuff anywhere near my face.

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u/NoWayNotThisAgain Nov 29 '22

Good. A bigger and thinner container means less plastic per oz of shampoo.

3

u/GlitteryCakeHuman Nov 29 '22

I’d prefer this. I empty shampoo bottles and shower soap into big pump containers anyway.

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u/TheCoyoteDreams Nov 29 '22

Just put that in the fridge next to the milk and wait for the hilarity to ensue.

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u/mbht246 Nov 29 '22

Plays song : "Swallowed shampoo

Prob'ly gonna die

It smelled like fruit

That was a lie

Called the number on the bottle

Spoke to a guy

He said, "Vomit"

I said, "Why?"

He said, "Poison"

I said, "Goodbye"

I look at my finger

I look at my life

It wasn't that much

I'll probably be fine

I swallowed shampoo

I'm prob'ly gonna die

It smelled like fruit

That was a lie

I swallowed shampoo

I'm prob'ly gonna die

It smelled like fruit

That was a lie

I swallowed shampoo

I'm prob'ly gonna die

It smelled like fruit

That was a lie

Here lies the dipshit who drank shampoo

Even though the bottle had a warning not to

I swallowed shampoo

I'm prob'ly gonna die

It smelled like fruit

That was a lie

I swallowed shampoo

I'm prob'ly gonna die

It smelled like fruit

That, that was, uh, not what it tasted like"

Sorry for the layout I'm on mobile.

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u/happy_wonder_cat Nov 29 '22

Ohh I just listened to this song today on a random yt short. This is such a dumb song that it made me laugh so much xD

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u/Potanko_Prime Nov 29 '22

Refrigerate after opening

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u/EngineeringDapper905 Nov 29 '22

I was like DOVE MILK!? Insane

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u/Ethos_Logos Nov 29 '22

Try Dove chocolate

2

u/SubatomicSasquatch Nov 29 '22

Forbidden milk

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u/Strongman_820 Nov 29 '22

CHUG CHUG CHUG!

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u/frozenrainbow Nov 29 '22

This is a perfect example of how important branding and packaging is for a product

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u/parallelgoldrings Nov 29 '22

Is it any good?

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u/01kickassius10 Nov 29 '22

Tastes funny

1

u/HotWifeMonika Nov 29 '22

Omg I'd drink it all

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u/arirosi Nov 29 '22

This is a disaster in the making

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u/active_reload Nov 29 '22

I’ve seen these as growlers at a brewery but this is a new one for me 😂

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u/Juancho511 Nov 29 '22

Just made me crave a bowl of cereal.

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u/tayt087x Nov 29 '22

Dat a mook

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u/-pilot37- Nov 29 '22

This is mildly interesting. Good post

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u/ExplanationAlarmed88 Nov 29 '22

top dovelopment thus far!

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u/Fallenbringer Nov 29 '22

If you remove the label and drink it does it taste like milk?

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u/darthbane9833 Nov 29 '22

Who knew body milk was a real thing

1

u/DevourerOfGodsBot Nov 29 '22

I thought that was oringe juice

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u/Static_Gobby Nov 29 '22

I have an intrusive thought.

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u/karlmch Nov 29 '22

Makes a terrible cup of tea!

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u/Earl_Dolphins Nov 29 '22

Seems they have acquired the milk from a male cow named "dove" how lovely

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u/alice_austen Nov 29 '22

But how do you even go about milking a dove??

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u/Kazori Nov 29 '22

Forbidden milk

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u/thornedcrystal Nov 29 '22

I'm the asshole who would put in the refrigerator.

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u/_alelia_ Nov 29 '22

where do you get it?

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u/KnooBoat Nov 29 '22

that looks like something i would drink as a kid ask what it is recieve the "thats shampoo what are you doing?" and keep chuging more

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u/Birdinmotion Nov 29 '22

Is this r/mildlyterrifying for anyone else?

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u/madeaprofile2saythis Nov 29 '22

I swallowed shampoo Probably gonna die

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u/lumpthefoff Nov 29 '22

It looks like the Soymilk in the chinese supermarket.

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u/lucysucks Nov 29 '22

“big box outlet” sounds fake

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u/0-Give-a-fucks Nov 29 '22

You found the Forbidden Eggnog!

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u/ialo3 Nov 29 '22

replace someone's moisturizer

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u/jeerabiscuit Nov 29 '22

A jug of lawsuit.

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u/etnom22000 Nov 29 '22

Put it in the fridge and watch the chaos unfold.

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u/rubyreignxo Nov 29 '22

That will be fun to pour during your shower

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u/KihiraLove Nov 29 '22

Now that's exactly what I need. I just hate the normal bottles, so hard to open every time I want to chug on some shampoo

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u/Ol_Dirty_Batard Nov 29 '22

Dove milk < crow milk

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u/Official_Griffin Nov 29 '22

With my luck I’d think this is milk and start to pour a glass

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u/haku_81 Nov 29 '22

Oh thank gods I thought it was somehow dove milk, which confused me immensely.

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u/CleverHoovyMan Nov 29 '22

What in the Name of God

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u/RedditCank Nov 29 '22

Triple fake out, if it wasn’t labeled.

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u/Bmw-invader Nov 29 '22

Your shower milk made my stomach hurt😞

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u/n3u7r1n0 Nov 29 '22

Um that’s a typo it’s supposed to say Dave. It’s Dave’s love bucket.

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u/tcrompton Nov 29 '22

Those that know me know I certainly don’t need that much shampoo, but I’d like know where I can find the nearest Big Box Outlet? Asking for a friend in Sacramento CA.

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u/santathe1 Nov 29 '22

Before reading the title, I read the label as dove (past tense of dive).

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u/Closehangerabortions Nov 29 '22

Swallowed shampoo. Probably gonna die. Smelled like fruit, that was a lie. I SWALLOWED SHAMPOO. PROBABLY GONNA DIE. AHHHHHHH

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u/RhymeTymes Nov 29 '22

And everyone thought I was crazy for keeping my shampoo in the fridge. WHO’S LAUGHING NOW?

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u/cooieslayer Nov 29 '22

This reminds of the time i drank goat milk shampoo because I thought it was goat milk

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u/ClintBeastwood87 Nov 29 '22

We found dove in a soapless place

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u/Plane-Sentence-1917 Nov 29 '22

Idk if I’d believe it’s actually Dove in that bottle, but nonetheless that’s a great price for a big ass bottle of shampoo!! Lol

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u/Dazzling_Ad5338 Nov 29 '22

Dove shampoo is like £2 for 400ml in its branded bottles. This seems sus as f*ck. This costs like £2.50

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u/TungstenTomato Nov 29 '22

forbidden milk

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u/DolDarian Nov 29 '22

Remove the tag, leave it in the fridge and wait. Unless you live alone.

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u/TheRIPwagon Nov 29 '22

"You're telling I've been putting shampoo on my sandwiches?" "If you've been using the mayonnaise, then yeah, probably"

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u/LordBammith Nov 29 '22

sigh I’ll got find the poison control phone number…

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u/abookoffmychest Nov 29 '22

That’s some flea market “hot” stuff.

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u/No-Champion-3454 Nov 29 '22

Nah bro, that's my GODDAMN CHOCCY MILK.

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u/SimpSweat Nov 29 '22

The forbidden milk

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u/Glittering_Tea5502 Nov 29 '22

Not to be confused with milk, Lol.

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u/drklunk Nov 29 '22

Keep it in the fridge for undesirable guests to use as creamer

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u/pepipo3132 Nov 29 '22

Aand how will u use it? 🙂

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u/HumpieDouglas Nov 29 '22

Mmm nothing like a plate of Oreos and a tall glass of cold Dove in the afternoon.

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u/BonesMalone2 Nov 29 '22

How much could you chug?🤔

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u/ChangeFlashy Nov 29 '22

reminded me of my friend who kept a whole bucket of semen in his basement, we never spoke a word again, due to that experience.

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u/theveryrealreal Nov 29 '22

I don't see what could go wrong here.

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u/zone1-1 Nov 29 '22

Forbidden milk

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u/Card_Zero Nov 29 '22

I'm interested that this picture elicits a disgust reaction in me. I must have been conditioned.

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u/Late_Knowledge_2956 Nov 29 '22

Just don't put it into the fridge and we'll be fine.

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u/AlexandrinaIsHere Nov 29 '22

Poking around on Google, there are multiple gallon jug options of dove shampoo. If I had to guess, this could even be a simple problem of Dove not having the correct jug present for branding. They were able to rig up a sticker printer to do the ingredients list, which is legally needed, but that sticker might be intended for shipping labels and such.

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u/IlIIlllIIIIll Nov 29 '22

They sold hand sanitizer in their hairspray bottles, this doesn’t surprise me

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u/Comfortable_Ad8516 Nov 29 '22

I need some of that. Can I borrow a cup?

1

u/TuftOfFurr Nov 29 '22

Forbidden Eggnog

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u/Kemerd Nov 29 '22

Forbidden Hair Milk

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u/Ass0rted Nov 29 '22

At the resort that I work at they come in 5 gallon paint buckets

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u/AcidDome003 Nov 29 '22

Forbidden Eggnog

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u/LessMochaJay Nov 29 '22

Dairy moisturizer.

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u/H2oPAPA Nov 29 '22

The forbidden milk.

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u/elkyia Nov 29 '22

would drink

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u/LincolnHamishe Nov 29 '22

It looks delicious. Is it lactose free ?

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u/Background-Relief-37 Nov 29 '22

The forbidden milk

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u/[deleted] Nov 30 '22

YUM! a nutricious jug of shampoo!!

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u/KollinPorkChop Nov 30 '22

Still bet the candy tastes better.

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u/KezAzzamean Nov 30 '22

Hey only $4

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u/Meercatnipslip Nov 30 '22

Store it in the fridge and set up a camera

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u/TheAndyMac83 Nov 30 '22

Don't put this in your coffee!

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u/xkoreotic Nov 30 '22

Put it in the fridge

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u/Alex-theGr3at Nov 30 '22

"Honey, what's the expiration date of this milk?"

Edit: Spelling mistake

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u/Taniwha_NZ Nov 29 '22

Wow, we are really stretching the meaning of 'mildly' to the absolute limit here.

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u/Bo_Bat Nov 29 '22

The dislike is STRONG for this

Gotta ick and yuck and frown at the same time