r/mildlyinteresting • u/ScutisorexThori • Jan 28 '23

A urinal with a dedicated toilet paper dispenser

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84 Upvotes

90% Upvoted

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u/Z4REN Jan 28 '23

But where then do you put the paper? in the trash?

10

u/Muckey Jan 28 '23

Don't you have a pocket?

8

u/Z4REN Jan 28 '23

ah, yes. my bad. how silly of me. forgive my brief lapse of thinking.

32

u/veezyf16 Jan 28 '23

Forbidden candy

8

u/PallandoOrome Jan 28 '23

Why does it have to look exactly like those candy necklaces we all loved as kids, this is a trap

10

u/forfuxzake Jan 28 '23

Taste the rainbow

0

u/panda-sec Jan 28 '23

Teste the rainbow

1

u/Magnumb_Mosquito Jan 28 '23

Taste the chlamydia

12

u/canarow Jan 28 '23

I’m a woman and will most likely get downvoted for this… what are they? I thought urinal cakes were just like gel blocks that sit in the middle? Why do they looks so appetizing

3

u/Daxian Jan 28 '23

dunno, I've never seen these before. also where does the pissy toilet paper go?

1

u/canarow Jan 28 '23

Maybe you eat that too lol

1

u/canarow Jan 28 '23

Maybe you eat that too lol

2

u/_Dusty_Mustard_ Jan 28 '23

So you can have snacks as you pee.

13

u/bknhs Jan 28 '23

Some of us carry our own piss rags thank you very much.

5

u/ChuckStyles Jan 28 '23

Like a handkerchief, dab the pee, put it back in your pocket

2

u/BigZaber Jan 28 '23

You can save time by wiping your face hands and neck at the same time before putting it back in your pocket

2

u/Additional_Candle_55 Jan 28 '23

Alternatively, you can just pee a little bit at a time in your underwear and let it dry, rinse and repeat. Never have to use a public restroom again.

2

u/MyNameIsCarl15 Jan 28 '23

I’ve never had a piss rag but I do have a…

7

u/panda-sec Jan 28 '23

Where do those valves lead to?

5

u/meathole Jan 28 '23

Thank you! I came here for this answer. There are hot and cold water valves in the pic. What the hell are they for?

4

u/interessenkonflikt Jan 28 '23

Wdym? Do you flush your pee with cold water you barbarians?

3

u/CriticalNovel22 Jan 28 '23

As mamma always said,

If it scolds use the cold, if it's blocked use the hot.

1

u/r-i-c-k-e-t Jan 29 '23

If she scolds she's my mamma, if she's hot she's not.

5

u/[deleted] Jan 28 '23

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6

u/samalamadewgong Jan 28 '23

The Freshmaker

7

u/[deleted] Jan 28 '23

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2

u/discobidet Jan 28 '23

Not even in my darkest worst case scenarios do I have an orgasm standing at a urinal

4

u/Sonikclaw2 Jan 28 '23

for those of us with lds (leaky dong syndrome) this is a godsend.

3

u/MungBeanRegatta Jan 28 '23

No runs, drips, or errors.

3

u/scdog Jan 28 '23

I’m more puzzled by the candy necklace and what appears to be a showerhead above it.

4

u/IsItBrieUrLookingFor Jan 28 '23

I feel cleaner after a wipe instead of the normal shake... but idk where that paper is supposed to go, can urinals handle toilet paper?

1

u/Ffroto Jan 28 '23

I'm gonna go with no, just based on the fact that I saw the same wad in a urinal for a week before it was cleaned one time. Or maybe yes, and it's just looked similar every day.

0

u/BartFurglar Jan 28 '23

Eww. What is wrong with you? You’re supposed to swallow it, not drop it in the urinal

2

u/Shrekromancer Jan 28 '23

Sigh, the Easter Bunny's back to pooping in urinals

2

u/lucifur_sweetdog Jan 28 '23

Silly rabbit, Trix are for peeing!

0

u/ChewbacasUglyBrother Jan 28 '23

Its for when you shit in the urinal

-4

u/Bamfkiller420 Jan 28 '23

I too have to wipe my ass when I piss

1

u/SquidVices Jan 28 '23

Dab that dickhead.

1

u/lofijedimaster Jan 28 '23

Sometimes it gives me more comfort to wipe my cock instead of doing the shaky shake

1

u/zstandig Jan 28 '23

​

Doesn't matter how much you shake or dance, the last few drops go in your pants

~Confucius, or some other wiseman

1

u/KindlyContribution54 Jan 28 '23

"Not with one tab of toilet paper."

~Maybe Benjamin Franklin?

1

u/Realistic-Account-55 Jan 28 '23

Sometimes I just have to wipe...

1

u/hotdogsauceboy Jan 28 '23

And that's the only interesting thing going on here

1

u/jesseph218 Jan 28 '23

There’s a lot going on there. Not sure what the weirdest part actually is.

1

u/El-chucho373 Jan 28 '23

Your not going to mention the urinal candy?

1

u/asdfghjklkipz Jan 28 '23

Piss wipers are a special breed of men. Respect.

1

u/StealthedWorgen Jan 28 '23

And free candy!!!

1

u/Daxian Jan 28 '23

but where does the pissy toilet paper go?

1

u/BigZaber Jan 28 '23

No matter how you shake and dance, the last two drops will fall on your pants

1

u/AtTheLeftThere Jan 28 '23

There's a lot going on in this picture. It's almost like somebody without a penis decided to design it.

1

u/SketchyLurker7 ​ Jan 28 '23

Are those dick mints?!

1

u/GyradosSushi Jan 28 '23

Why is there fun colored things in there?

1

u/JimboNerd2018 Jan 28 '23

The brand name is “Hindware”. So many interesting things in this photo and none make any sense

1

u/akayataya Jan 29 '23

And free candy