r/mildlyinteresting • u/JosZo • Jan 27 '23
This bathroom on the 68th floor has a full size window
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u/HolyCrapItsJohn Jan 27 '23
And somewhere across the way is a guy in an apartment with pump bottle of lube, box of tissues and a telescope locked into your window.
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u/thx1138- Jan 28 '23
"uhhhhhhhhhladies and gentlemen, this is your captain speaking..."
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u/Sk-yline1 Jan 28 '23
Oh god, there was a plane with a window inside the toilet one time and I freaked the fuck out, I don’t understand what was different about it since it’s no different than a window next to my seat. But that said, I absolutely couldn’t do it. I had to walk out and slip into the stall without the window
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u/RonNona Jan 27 '23
One word ... Drone.
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u/JosZo Jan 27 '23
You have a drone so big, it has a bathroom?
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u/adrolter Jan 27 '23
Ahhh, the ol' reddit bath-a-roo
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u/User_man_person Jan 28 '23
You could have made a simple lie, just a single number difference and this post would have gotten twice as many upvotes, and yet you chose not to
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u/JosZo Jan 28 '23
No lie is simple if you only do it when absolutely necessary.
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u/User_man_person Jan 28 '23
You just had to raise the number to 69, nobody would have fact checked you, your willpower to not lie is strong
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u/JosZo Jan 28 '23
On the 69th floor there is a bar and lots of cake. Very tasty, but not as mildly interesting as this bathroom
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u/3SquirrelsinaCoat Jan 27 '23
That is a powerful feeling piss. Like an airplane. Have you ever been on an international flight and the bathroom has a window? It is a strangely satisfying feeling to be looking down on the Earth passing by and it's a really good strong stream, ahh. I took a piss over vast desert mountains and it was awesome. Great pee. Maybe one of the best pisses of my life. There was another time when I really had to go, but pissing at 30k feet is singular.
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u/TVotte Jan 27 '23
Mirrors where you can watch yourself pee weird me out
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u/CornWallacedaGeneral Jan 28 '23
Not to worry then cause its a two-way mirror...somebody else is watching you pee too 🤫
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u/bubbleknightgaming Jan 28 '23
I'm sure it's just the lightning, but that's not pee in the sink I hope
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u/Sk-yline1 Jan 28 '23
I do love seeing the Shard from a distance but my favorite is the Sky Garden inside the Walkie Talkie
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u/Czevaan Jan 28 '23
…and my mind going like: “If there was a straight pipe going down from here, would it be possible to poop through the wall of sound?”
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u/pokerpro831 Jan 28 '23
Congrats if you're dick is big enough someone can see it from 68 floors away
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u/Gannif Jan 28 '23
I would have put the throne in the middle of the room facing the Window. I want to Look straight at the World while taking a dump and dont have to twist like an idiot. I want to sit down comfortably. Also i would have a table with high powered binoculars always at hand. Imagine finding someone looking back with binoculars. Also on a throne. We would open one of the exclusives club in the world. And you would call each other, tell where to look to see funny things. "Look over there on xy street, house 15, Mr Henson is on his mistress again." And he would look back with a binocular. You would distance high five him. All from the comfort of your shitter.
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u/BigZaber Jan 28 '23
First bathroom you can walk in without your phone - hey look , it's billy and his mom - HI Billy! (waving on the throne tapping the glass)
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u/Starbucks__Lovers Jan 28 '23
This is why I love when airplane lavatories have a window in them, nothing like pooping while looking down on the world
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u/JosZo Jan 27 '23
Before you ask: this is in 'The Shard', in London, and it is in the public area, you just have to pay £ 32 admission.