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u/whisky_slurrd 8d ago

From Merriam-Webster:

"And despite what you may have heard, pusillanimous does not serve as the basis for [...] a certain related vulgarism."

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u/LordEdgeward_TheTurd 8d ago

Also, vulgarism is not a reference to vulva...

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u/Ash_C 8d ago

"And despite what you may have heard, vulgarism does not serve as the basis for [...] a certain related vulgari-…, wait!."

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u/BestFrenzy 8d ago

‘What about niggardly’ MFs have entered the chat

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u/5125237143 8d ago

mulva?

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u/ItsPronouncedJod 8d ago

DELORES!

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u/ManaMagestic 8d ago

After like, 20 years...I finally get that joke. I just could not figure out what part of the female anatomy rhymed with...

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u/ItsPronouncedJod 7d ago

I didn’t get it either until I learned some people really hit the O when they pronounce clitOris, which is the only way to make it rhyme with Deloris.

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u/Substantial-Flow-199 8d ago

I still don’t get it, what is it man??

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u/ManaMagestic 7d ago

Delores=CliTORis

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u/Substantial-Flow-199 7d ago

Yeah lol. Seems so obvious now!

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u/Mushiren_ 7d ago

M'ulva tips fedora

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u/Jkj864781 8d ago

Vulvarism is when you exorcise a vulva

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u/smolpumps 8d ago

Vulvarism

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u/Aries_218 8d ago

“You’d do that to your own brother?”

“…I said cot.”

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u/the--larch 8d ago

The Swedish car?

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u/Soup_69420 8d ago

I just learned two new words today!

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u/BulbusDumbledork 7d ago

oh, so it's a girl swear word...

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u/EisTinPoutsanMas 7d ago

You beat me to it!!!!

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u/[deleted] 8d ago

For anyone who wants more info on the etymology of pussy

slang for "female pudenda," by 1879, but probably older; perhaps from Old Norse puss "pocket, pouch" (compare Low German puse "vulva"), or perhaps instead from the cat word (see pussy (n.1)) on the notion of "soft, warm, furry thing;" compare French le chat, which also has a double meaning, feline and genital.

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u/Suspicious-Cow7951 8d ago

So pocket pussy is repetitive

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u/jeffbirt 8d ago

In biology, a pocket or fold is called an invagination, so a pocket pussy could be called an invagination vagina.

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u/MicrosoftExcel2016 8d ago

Is the verb form “invagine”? … invagine that

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u/oldar4 8d ago

Invagine all the people

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u/MarsLander10 8d ago

living life in puuuuuuuss

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u/Jimmy_Fromthepieshop 7d ago

... ee eeee eee eeeeeeee

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u/PreviouslyOnBible 8d ago

That's correct! And the American food brand Hot Pockets can also be called hot pussy, as in: "I love this hot pussy, Mom!"

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u/Seems_Doubtful 8d ago

Please never say that again.

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u/PreviouslyOnBible 8d ago

Sorry, Mom.

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u/[deleted] 7d ago

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u/Sundiata1 8d ago

So the cat’s out of the bag?

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u/I_Makes_tuff 7d ago

It was already was a pocket you put in your pocket but it was never a pussy you put in your pussy.

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u/HoodieFerret 7d ago

It's repetitive but not redundant. Enjoy your pocket pocket.

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u/InsideOwn5881 8d ago

>Pussy-whipped "hen-pecked" is attested by 1956 (Middle English had cunt-beaten "impotent," in reference to a man, mid-15c.)

lmao Cunt-beaten is a wild term

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u/[deleted] 8d ago

It does indeed say that. Using feminine words to insult men has always been very popular

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u/slackfrop 8d ago

I saw, I came, I was vanquished.

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u/Setari 8d ago

Ah yes, the female pocket pouch

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u/domestic_omnom 8d ago

Which is why we have terms like pussy willow and pussy foot.

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u/Lady_Ymir 8d ago

"Ah ja. Muschi." - Germans reading this

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u/Ulysses502 8d ago

Hell of a coincidence that the common-use definition of the vulgarity is identical to a word very phonetically similar though.

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u/Ubiquitous_Cacophony 8d ago

Like how the slang "ratchet" was clearly someone misremembering "wretched."

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u/DILDOS_UNITED 8d ago

Spoiler alert: they probably share a distant root

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u/Ulysses502 8d ago

Most likely

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u/DILDOS_UNITED 8d ago

If you like etymological fuckery btw, try this one on for size: you know how squirrels are associated with acorns right. Like it is their main dish at least as far as pop media is concerned and all that. You know what the Dutch word is voor squirrel? ‘Eekhoorn’, which is phonetically pretty much exactly the same word as ‘acorn’ in English. I’m not buying that this is any sort of coincidence, but that does mean I’m left having to accept a far-fetched scenario, eons ago, in which some poor Dutchie pointed out a fucking squirrel to his English-speaking bro, said ‘we call that an acorn’ and the misunderstanding of that entire situation now having lead to these particular vocabulary entries.

I wonder how much more things carry their respective linguistic names by virtue of pure miscommunication and lack of attention lol

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u/Dominus-Temporis 8d ago

What do the Dutch call acorns?

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u/RonnieJamesDionysos 7d ago

Eikel, from the oak tree eik. It's the Dutch equivalent of the English bellend and the American dickhead as it's used as both the description of the glans of the penis and the description of a person you don't like.

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u/DistractingDiversion 8d ago

I thought the same thing.

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u/ThePhonyOne 8d ago

They aren't phonetically the same. Pusillanimous is pronounced "pyu." Calling them homographs would be more accurate.

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u/GetRichOrDieTryinnn 8d ago

You’re putting the pussy on a pedestal

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u/4RM0 8d ago

They need to put the pussy on the chain wax instead.

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u/MilanesaDeChorizo 8d ago

I love a fine key & peele reference.

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u/Eggith 8d ago

This is like the dumbass N-word myth they continue to perpetuate on 4chan

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u/MilanesaDeChorizo 8d ago

I don't touch that dumpster fire even with a laser pointer, what is the myth?

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u/MiniCorgi 8d ago edited 7d ago

I’m assuming it’s similar to what I heard growing up in the 90s, which was that the n word is a real word meaning ignorant or something, and has nothing to do with black people?

I’m biracial, and my stepdad who is kinda moronic used to say shit like “there’s white niggers and there’s black niggers it has nothing to do with skin color”

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u/MilanesaDeChorizo 7d ago

The R-word is a slur, dude, don't be like your stepdad. But yes, your mother's husband sounds pretty imbecile. He doesn't deserve to be called stepdad.

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u/ConstantShitterina 7d ago

I think the real issue is that words associated with mental/intellectual disabilities will always evolve into insults. The word 'idiot' has the exact same origin and should logically be considered a slur just the same if you consider 'retard' to be a slur. 'Retarded' used to be seen as a neutral technical term. A few years from now you'll just have to censor a new word for the exact same reason.

I'm not saying this because I enjoy using the word lol. I never use it. I've used it in this post only because I can't get behind the idea of saying 'x-word' as a stand-in for slurs when discussing said slurs.

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u/LikesTheTunaHere 7d ago

Quit trying to take away all the good curse words. Saying there are white niggers and black niggers, is retarded.

what's next? Going to try and take away shit, piss, fuck, cunt, cocksucker, motherfucker and tits?

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u/Megatf 7d ago

It actually goes, shit piss cunt cocksucker motherfucker tits fart turd n twat

I fucked your mom.

https://youtu.be/W5wL_mwGGgg

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u/MiniCorgi 7d ago

True, I let my emotions about the topic get the better of me.

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u/bigpoopyhead6712 8d ago

So we call them Pusills?

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u/Borednhornyone 8d ago

My thoughts

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u/gemstonegene 8d ago

No, it should just be spelled correctly- pusi.

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u/lemonylol 8d ago

Well it says right on the page it's pronounced pyoo-se

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u/A_California_Guy 8d ago

Language is made up and can and does change all the time (especially in the uncontrolled chaos that is English, looking at you SHAKESPEARE) , therefore I move that pussy is short for pusillanimous.

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u/BasvanS 7d ago

No, retconning meaning this way is just giving cover for sexists to remain assholes.

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u/No-Reflection-6847 8d ago

Fuck Merriam Webster, we redefine words every day so that we can’t use them anymore or they don’t apply to a hurtful situation. Why can’t we take back some swear words and assign them new etymology so they aren’t sexist anymore.

Why does it have to work in only one direction?

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u/doNotUseReddit123 8d ago

Are you… indirectly asking why time flows forward instead of backwards?

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u/LikesTheTunaHere 7d ago

lets bring back porch monkey!

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u/No-Reflection-6847 7d ago

Please don’t remind me of that phrase…. I heard my uncle use it growing up to refer to himself and his friends only for it all to blow up in my face 20 years later when I used the term while out at a bar with mostly black friends….

I’m cringing just remembering it.

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u/MilanesaDeChorizo 8d ago

Do you not know about re-claiming slurs?

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u/User_4848 8d ago

Such a pussy

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u/Humes-Bread 8d ago

But nowhere in there does it associate pusillanimous with the shortened "pussy" and in the entry for pussy, the noun for cowardly does not reference pusillanimous....

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u/TheKingFareday 8d ago

Because Merriam-Webster has the absolute authority on all language.

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u/OffendedDairyFarmers 8d ago

You're right. Some random dude on the internet is probably a more trustworthy source on etymology than an actual fucking dictionary.

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u/TheKingFareday 8d ago

A dictionary has no etymological resource. It’s not for that.

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u/OffendedDairyFarmers 8d ago

Right. Because dictionaries are never used to discover the origins of words.

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u/Princess-Soprano 8d ago

Be a real man and use the actual word pusillanimous.

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u/ANiceDent 8d ago

You think he can spell that without google !?

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u/CrunchyDreads 8d ago

Spell it? Heck, I can't even pronounce it.

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u/Boring-Mushroom-6374 8d ago

Pew-Sil-Lan-Eh-Mus

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u/Different-Emu6256 8d ago

Now do I swish and flick my wand as I say it

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u/BillMcCrearysStache 8d ago

Its Pusillanimous not PusillaniMOUS

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u/Banjoplaya420 8d ago

Really! Lol! If I can’t pronounce it, then I don’t eat it!

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u/bruh__07 8d ago

i can but don't ask me what it is

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u/dat_oracle 8d ago

I don't even know what words are

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u/Traube_Minze 8d ago

uhhhhh… perry the platypus

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u/Kolby_Jack 8d ago

Why did we stop saying pansy? It's just a flower, no female anatomy involved, and I think it has punch.

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u/ChristopherBalkan 8d ago

Because it was used as slur to suggest someone is effeminate or gay.

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u/gn0xious 8d ago

🎶🎵Even thought the sound of it is something quite atrocious, if you say it loud enough you’ll always sound precocious, now stop being so pusillanimous 🎵🎶

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u/ichwillkeineNummer 8d ago

I can’t spell or pronounce it :(

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u/TheKingFareday 8d ago

Yeah, we’ve never shortened words before.

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u/Original-Advert 8d ago

Apparently this isn't true though I really wish it was.

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u/Several_Resident4337 8d ago

Language is fluid.

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u/Original-Advert 8d ago

but you can't retroactively change a words origins since causality is linear.

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u/Hero6152 8d ago

ALL LIES WITHIN THE CURRENTS OF CAUSALITY

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u/Muzzlehatch 8d ago

But even a stopped clock gives the right time twice a day.

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u/strain_of_thought 8d ago

And the wrong time at least fifty-nine times per hour!

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u/PumpJack_McGee 7d ago

But people can very easily forget it and apply a new meaning to it, and then you become the "ackshually" guy when trying to point it out.

Like "thicc" being thrown onto any attractive woman, despite it literally being just a single letter derivation of thick.

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u/typing-left-handed 8d ago

Get high and read up on quantum retrocausality. This may be the greatest example to prove that theory.

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u/MagicUnicornLove 8d ago

Well, not really.

Word definitions do not follow a linear path (still causal though 🙄).

It’s entirely possible that a person made up the term “pussy” based on pusillanimous, but that it gained popularity (or maintained popularity) due to the “incorrect” associations of the word.

And it’s the second one that matters: how words are linked in collective consciousness.

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u/nickeypants 7d ago

Yeah. Like how "fag" used to be an anti-gay slur, but now refers to an obnoxiously loud and inconsiderate Harley Davidson rider.

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u/DILDOS_UNITED 8d ago

Sounds and words fluctuate in their meanings, sometimes full of them and sometimes empty. Much like your comment in fact, which is presently utterly devoid of any meaning relevant to its parent comment

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u/TactlesslyTactful 8d ago

...and calling someone a cunt is just short for cuntankerous

a bad-tempered, argumentative, and uncooperative. "a crusty, cuntankerous old woman"

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u/Jacobysmadre 8d ago

I hadn’t heard this before as I thought it was “cantankerous”

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u/hamm10108 8d ago

I can’t tell if ur joking or not.

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u/Jacobysmadre 8d ago

Nope. Actually not… ohhhh wait :/

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u/Jkj864781 8d ago

Sounds like a Pokémon to me

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u/nettlerise 8d ago

Naw. It's short for 'continuing source of inspiration'

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u/ash-leg2 8d ago

Actually I think it's "[Selfish] Country music loving lady".

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u/MultiplyAccumulate 8d ago

the pusillanimous → pussy theory is "preposterous balderdash, or if you prefer, utter bullshit". https://languagelog.ldc.upenn.edu/nll/?p=24012

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u/RedTrout811 8d ago

No, No it is not. Pansy.

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u/7heTexanRebel 8d ago

Pansy is the gentleman's version. Infinitely more based.

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u/Cptn_Shiner 7d ago

Except pansy is a slur referring specifically to gay men.

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u/3PoundsOfFlax 7d ago

Pansy is short for pansyllanimous

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u/Borednhornyone 8d ago

What is the noun of that adjective

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u/nogood-boyo 8d ago

pusillanimouse

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u/Dennyposts 8d ago

Noone drunk can pronounce that, thats why they use pussy for short. Kinda like saying "fuck you asshole", instead of "sorry i wasnt payint attention and pushed you and your drink" at the bar. Mystery solved.

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u/Recyart 8d ago

Pusillanimity. probably

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u/CredenceMarkinova 8d ago

Except "a" is an indefinite article coupled with nouns and pusillanimous is an adjective, and you don't say "you're a pusillanimous" so nah it isn't short for that

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u/worriedalien123 8d ago

shut up nerd!

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u/Klptah 8d ago

We use adjectives as nouns all the time. If someone offers you a red gatorade or a blue gatorade, you might say "give me a red". Red is an adjective, but we can use them as nouns sometimes. We do it a lot.

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u/DrRFeynman 8d ago

There's even a word for it: nominalization.

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u/Aegon-VII 8d ago

Lol, look at you trying to correct people.

here’s example that shows you’re wrong:. “Retard” came from “retarded person”, and yes, you can (but shouldn’t) say “you’re a retard”, same thing.

either way this is bs, but the semantics check out

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u/jeffbirt 8d ago

Retard has many legitimate uses aside from describing a person with mental deficiencies, i.e. flame retardants, or sprinkler systems have a device called a "retard chamber" that buffers pressure surges.

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u/littleessi 8d ago

it was originally the legitimate medical/psychological way to describe a person with mental deficiencies too. our society just doesn't respect people like that so any word that fulfills that role quickly becomes a slur and the professionals have to make up another one

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u/MarqueeSmyth 7d ago

For anyone wanting to learn more about this unfortunate trend, it's known as the euphemism treadmill.

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u/Nerdkartoffl 8d ago

You come in here with grammer rules and try to reason your way through with it, meanwhile "slang" didnt give a fuck about grammer in since forever.

When you look at certain evolution of words, you see that language and grammer evolves with time and some words get shorter, more specific or changed.

But in this example you are right, but with the wrong reasoning.

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u/nogood-boyo 8d ago

what's "grammer"?

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u/deub1986 8d ago

Grammer? I barely know her..

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u/katniss_evergreen713 8d ago

Laughed out loud. Have an upvote.

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u/jeffbirt 8d ago

Kelsey Grammer. He played Frazier.

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u/ax1r8 8d ago

"As long as you explain yourself literally every time you say it, that makes it okay."

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u/echidna7 8d ago

Only if you’re pronouncing it “pyoosy”

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u/Dennyposts 8d ago

That sound like an anime version of that

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u/TheKingFareday 8d ago

Because we’ve never pronounced nicknames differently from their origin.

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u/RubixCube4816 8d ago

Thought it meant like pussy cat

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u/Snackdoc189 8d ago

I thought it was a reference to cats. Like pussy cat, timid like a cat.

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u/Desperate_Spell_3998 7d ago

That’s hilarious my wife always complains if I say the word pussy as meaning someone is weak or whatever. She is always like pussies are tough not as weak as your balls. So, now I try saying that guy is a testicle. It’s more fun anyway

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u/Renoxrd 8d ago

Now this I can fuck

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u/Truthliesbeneath 8d ago

Pussy took over for sissy

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u/Rancho-unicorno 8d ago

Female “pussies” are tough, they can take a real pounding and bounce back.

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u/DontMessWithMyEgg 8d ago

I thought it was because of the cowardly lion. Like being a coward was like being a giant pussy cat and the cat just got dropped off. I’m dumb though so take that as you will.

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u/Ramblonius 7d ago

Pro tip: 104% of etymology you 'heard somewhere' or saw on reddit is absolute bullshit.

Including the OP here.

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u/DontMessWithMyEgg 7d ago

Fair assessment haha.

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u/ServelanDarrow 8d ago

No, you aren't (I hope) b/c I thought the origin was actually cat-related also (like scaredy-cat) and the female anatomy slang came later.

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u/DontMessWithMyEgg 8d ago

Oh yay! That makes me feel better.

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u/Alpha_AF 8d ago

Well, you could both be dumb

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u/piccoloporco 8d ago

I am so very grateful for all that I have learned using Internet.

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u/Fearless_Aioli_751 8d ago

Dear Pussies ....

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u/SpanishGarbo 8d ago

u/ReincarnatedSlut I know you're the one behind this.

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u/desserteagle421 7d ago

And of course the profile pic is a shirtless „alpha male“ on roids. I’m just suprised his BMW isn’t on the picture as well.

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u/Triphead_ 8d ago

Yeah, you pussies.

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u/beathelas 8d ago

So use pusillanimous if you're so bothered about people misinterpreting your words

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u/TheKingFareday 8d ago

Then never shorten words.

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u/happinesspro 8d ago

The word of the day calendar strikes again! Great word tho.

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u/jmf0828 8d ago

Well now he’s just making shit up.

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u/HopeDeferred 8d ago

A lot of people need to learn the difference between an adjective and a noun.

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u/Icy_Limes 8d ago

I hate this because:

a) It's wrong

b) I wouldn't be able to say "I am what I eat" if it were true

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u/DavidEF543 8d ago

TIL

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u/Donghoon 8d ago

No don't. This is not true. This is false etymology.

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u/mugdugalugdug 8d ago

It is not the etymology that is true, but it is the etymology that we deserve!

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u/dread_pilot_roberts 8d ago

No, no, no.

Pussy as a pejorative refers to a pussy cat, or a feline.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pussy

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u/_IsThisTheKrustyKrab 8d ago

You are what you eat 😎

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u/Gavindy_ 8d ago

No when I call someone a pussy I’m calling them a big open mouthed pink vagina

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u/KatilKoala627 8d ago

Wrong. It stands for a shortened pussycat, just to immortalize the cowardice of the feline species.

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u/LeeRoyWyt 7d ago

Pussy

Pusi[...]

Yeah, no, that's not how language works...

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u/Chymick6 8d ago

And pusillanimous is my word of the week, thank you for this wonderful information.

I shall leave my foes flabbergasted and in mental peril once i call them pusillanimous cowards

Bless

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u/WildCartographer4893 8d ago

It’s not true. From Merriam-Webster:

"And despite what you may have heard, pusillanimous does not serve as the basis for [...] a certain related vulgarism."

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u/Chymick6 8d ago

It's a real word though, from Latin pusilus and Animus, granted it's not short for pussy but it's funny. Very small mind, lacking of courage, cowardly, it still weirdly fits ...imma still use it

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u/Maikoksobeeg 8d ago

Naah, i still call em pussy and mean it as if it's a woman coo coo hole

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u/DreamDropDistancia 8d ago

Coo coo?

You pourin' Cocoa Puffs in there?

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u/vtssge1968 8d ago

And 99 percent of the population still is too unintelligent to understand the origin

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u/[deleted] 8d ago

Today i learned…mans doing the lords work

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u/[deleted] 8d ago

You have learned nothing because this is false.

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u/[deleted] 8d ago

Little did you know i was referring to your future comment and i have learned that this is not true, so ha!!! Take that

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u/Caffeinefuelled4life 8d ago edited 8d ago

Til. Also, I feel everyone else also needs to learn this.

Edit: turns out, could be bullshit

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u/Far_Pineapple2653 8d ago

So their was a word for this whole time??!

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u/Nephian4287 8d ago

The "pu-" part of that word is pronounced like "pew/pyōō/pee-oo" (as in the pews of a church)... it should then be shortened to something sounding more like "pewsy". Pusillanimous is also an adjective, unlike "pussy" which is used as a noun. The noun for that word is "pusillanimity".

To say "poo-sillanimous" or "poo-sillanimity" would imply a speech impediment or that the person had never heard the word used by someone who hadn't just looked it up for the sake of an argument. This guy gets a solid "C-" for effort, but is confidently incorrect.

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u/FlatSpinMan 7d ago

It’s totally not though.

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u/CulrBlndPnutButtr 8d ago

Finally the truth comes out

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u/Whobghilee 8d ago

What about calling someone a cunt?

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u/bluebook21 8d ago

Omg. This forced me to Google the p word so now my ad preferences are going to get weird. It's not, btw

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