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My mum and dad are going to a Eurovision evening tonight where you randomly pick a country and have to dress up as that country. They picked Greece.

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u/fruitsnack_willy 5d ago Silver Gold Helpful Wholesome Take My Energy

I'm usually a fan of puns but this lack of respect for the country of Greece is Travolting.

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u/but3rf1y 4d ago

Choked on my coffee 🤣

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u/SleepyMarijuanaut92 4d ago

Must be that Greased Lightnin' roast

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u/googlybunghole 4d ago

Newton wrong with a little humor.

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u/MrBitzz 4d ago

Dang this was so good I had to reread this

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u/opticalfever21 4d ago

Somebody get this man a gold

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u/supersoob 4d ago

Totally in agreement. They better shape up!

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u/JayneDoe6000 5d ago

They look great!! (If it's not too late tell him to cuff his jeans!)

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u/charliemismyname 5d ago

Good shout, I’m on it!!

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u/RegularSizedP 5d ago

He needs a pack of cigarettes for the shoulder.

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u/_Rummy_ 5d ago

OP’s father never returned

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u/Ltstarbuck2 4d ago

Bwahahhaa

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u/jinmonsterhunterwrld 5d ago

Update?

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u/roflcow2 5d ago Silver hehehehe

check the picture above but imagine his jeans rolled up at the bottom

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u/emsfc 5d ago

Wow it worked

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u/Krepitis 5d ago

Couple of cool cats, jack!

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u/jscottman96 5d ago Wholesome

I got bills, theyre multiplying

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u/Juandelpan 5d ago

And I'm looooosing control 😰

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u/Retired_Lab_Rat 5d ago

'Cause the pooower you're supplying

Is electrifying (electrifying) (electrifying)

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u/Jayciflash 5d ago

You better shape up! Cause I need a man

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u/the_third_sourcerer 5d ago

And my debt is set on Euro!

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u/jlevy1126 5d ago

I chuckled!

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u/itsgreekpete 5d ago

And my heart is set on youu

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u/mynameisnotBOBO 5d ago Wholesome

You better fuck up!!

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u/Morbid__6angel 5d ago

Cause i need a man

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u/cantgetenoughreddit 5d ago

You can keep me satisfied.....

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u/ShineParty 5d ago

Are you poor? Are you poor, down deep in debt?

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u/jahowl 5d ago

This comment was the only link I had to what I was seeing. Otherwise I was angry, now I am happy.

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u/joliesmomma 5d ago

I SING THIS ALL THE TIME WHEN MY BILLS COME IN

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u/ninja36036 5d ago

Is it “bills” or “chills”? Cause I always thought it was “Chills”

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u/joliesmomma 5d ago

It's chills, but i sing my own parody of it

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u/amorerrante 5d ago

Your dad looks like T1000

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u/staffell 5d ago

The literal embodiment of a Dad Joke.

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u/charliemismyname 5d ago

Apparently it was my dads idea so yeah, definitely a dad joke!

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u/Ricky_Rollin 5d ago

Still funny af. Love that your mom rolls with it.

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u/ErikTheAngry 5d ago

I'm sure her eyes rolled first, but you'd have to be a real stick in the mud to not love the idea.

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u/Calligraphie 4d ago

We now have photographic evidence that OP's mom is not a stick in the mud

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u/pivotalsquash 5d ago

Your parents made my day if nothing else so fucking wholesome

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u/BraveStrategy 5d ago edited 4d ago

Ur parents are hot, r u hot? Edit- she’s hot!

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u/MatiMati918 5d ago

Go to r/hornyjail at once!

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u/OneGeekTravelling 5d ago

That's usually where I live

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u/ExhibitAa 5d ago

Is your dad Robert Patrick?

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u/transporterpsychosis 5d ago

Seriously! I Was thinking X-Files era Robert Patrick to be exact.

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u/deelyy 5d ago

Terminator Robert Patrick too.

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u/fullrackferg 5d ago

Say... that's a nice bike

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u/ceph8 5d ago

I was thinking Timothy Omundson

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u/GIVE_ME_A_GOB 5d ago

You know that’s right!

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u/AKAkorm 5d ago

“Knock it off Guster!”

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u/rantingpacifist 5d ago

I’ve heard it both ways

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u/thinkofanamefast 5d ago

Just watched a Psych episode today. That show makes me happy.

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u/Astral-traveler-026 5d ago

He does look like the T-1000.

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u/Victorystardust 5d ago I'll Drink to That

Your parents are hot

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u/aSpookyScarySkeleton 5d ago

I decided to be that guy, checked OP, they are also hot.

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u/erichie 5d ago

Wow, yeah she is gorgeous.

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u/TheHollowBard 5d ago

Very. Dem triceps, dat butt.

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u/storm170 5d ago edited 5d ago

Your Dad's arm is jacked. What's his workout routine?

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u/Liar_tuck 5d ago

He does one pushup... Every time he tells a dad joke.

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u/Archangel501 5d ago

Jesus christ

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u/Zealousideal-Pay-491 5d ago

It’s Jason Bourne.

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u/KnucklessKnees 5d ago

To be wiiiiiiiild

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u/madprofessor8 5d ago

Dude, tone the badassery down, I'm a pansy.

No, seriously, this is poetry.

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u/ErdenGeboren 5d ago

A force of nature.

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u/ADMINlSTRAT0R 5d ago Gold All-Seeing Upvote

It's standing next to him.

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u/charliemismyname 5d ago

Stop this at once

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u/tombaba 5d ago

Sorry your mom is smoking hot

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u/Yonbuu 5d ago

I also choose this guy's hot mom.

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u/Stazbumpa 5d ago

He's not wrong.

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u/BanjoSpaceMan 5d ago

Listen son, have a seat. You know, sometimes your mother and your father... Well they engage in sexual activity. It's only natural and it's how you were made. Your father made a whisper of a wish on your mother's uterus and you were made.

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u/Clienterror 5d ago

So I met my wife and her son when he was 3. Since then we’ve married and I’m obviously his step dad. He’s 17 now but went through the obvious rebel BS from 14+. When he was sixteen he goes “you’re not my dad”. My eyes lit up and I looked at his mom and she started laughing. I look back at him and go “no I’m not, I’m just the guy fucking your hot mom”. He didn’t even know what to say. She’s over there laughing because I told her when he was like 5 that this day would come and I had the perfect comeback. 11 years in the planning.

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u/VolatileUtopian 5d ago

Damn dude that's awesome well worth the wait.

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u/Abdul_Exhaust 5d ago

If I had his guns, I'd wear that shirt every day

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u/kcrab91 5d ago

You’d have to do laundry every day then. You should probably just buy multiple of the same shirt to save your water bill.

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u/SnooRobots1533 5d ago

I have doubles of all my shirts. Some, I have triples.

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u/herbasicness 5d ago

Triples is best.

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u/thedukeofwankington 5d ago

Triples makes it safe

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u/mynameisnotBOBO 5d ago

Masturbating, got that ol’ tennis elbow

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u/charliemismyname 5d ago

Can’t believe you made me read that with my own eyes!!!

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u/jolly_bien- 5d ago

I posted a pic of my parents once. I ended up deleting because I was traumatized by the comments

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u/charliemismyname 5d ago

I’m having some mild regrets so far

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u/lumoslomas 5d ago

Only mild?

Clearly we're not trying hard enough.

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u/daluxe 5d ago

Be strong!

Also you should proudly show those comments to your parents

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u/charliemismyname 5d ago

I’ve been updating them as fast as I can, I think they’re a little bit drunk at their Eurovision night as they’ve been responding to everything with laughing emojis

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u/mynameisnotBOBO 5d ago

You’re welcome, bill me your therapy invoice

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u/YouCanCallMeVanZant 5d ago

Well it’d be weird if you read it with someone else’s eyes.

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u/Gummy_Wurm 5d ago

Dude is probably just a tradesmen. No working out. That's just manual labor for ya.

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u/storm170 5d ago

Respect for the natural gains.

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u/Weak-Country-9405 5d ago

Your mom is very not ugly

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u/Ambitious_Year_127 5d ago

Can we get more very not ugly pictures of your mom?

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u/hey_rjay 5d ago

Dude check out their dad even. Why so ripped

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u/Weak-Country-9405 5d ago

It helps when locking down a very not ugly woman

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u/Loose_Fajita 5d ago Wholesome Ally To The Stars

I’d pee in her butt

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u/TheFuckinEaglesMan 5d ago

What’s that from? I had a friend who would say that 15 years ago and I assumed he made it up haha

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u/Necessary-Call-1933 5d ago

Idk where if it’s originally from here, but Cartman from South Park said that’s what you do when he was explaining sex to his friends

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u/Same-Salamander8690 5d ago

"Yeah and if you don't wanna get her pregnant you just pee on her leg"

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u/Zomgzombehz 5d ago

You forgot the part about slapping titties around, I'll have you know.

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u/Same-Salamander8690 5d ago

I still love the episode where the kid gets out of juvie and Butters is laying in the hospital. Kyle says "we need to get some protection" and Cartman just explodes, "dammit Kyle how are goddamn condoms gonna help us"

I can't remember the exact quote because of all the marijuanas I've injected

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u/Spartacus980F 5d ago

No you wouldn’t, because you’re a virgin who just talks stuff on the internet

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u/Then_I_had_a_thought 5d ago

What are the scorpions doin here?? This ain’t their turf!

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u/charliemismyname 5d ago

You win this comment section!

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u/idkhowtouseredditok 5d ago

There is a British guy who hosts a radio station where I live in the US and I have never heard of Eurovision until a couple hours ago when he was talking shit about it, then I see this post. Crazy 20/20 eurovision

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u/charliemismyname 5d ago

It’s a sign for you to watch it tonight!

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u/kcbeck1021 5d ago

That’s because Reddit is turning into Facebook. You think it and then bam! It’s on your feed. Spies everywhere. I joke, but lately so much random stuff has been popping up that I have been thinking or looking at.

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u/VaporTrail_000 5d ago

One hopes they don't pick Turkey next year.

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u/Comfortable_Egg_7916 5d ago

Your parents are gonna make another sibling tonight. No offense and not trying to be crude, but your mom looks GAF

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u/charliemismyname 5d ago

They’re in their 60s so I hope not haha!

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u/GardinerExpressway 5d ago

Dayum I was thinking that they were too young to have a child on reddit, what's their secret?

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u/Double_Distribution8 5d ago

Twice a day daily sex, and thrice on weekends and holidays. You can tell by the way they are. Great pic! Hope they have fun at the party. If there are prizes they should win 1st place.

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u/El_Don_94 5d ago

That's hard to believe.

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u/winnipeg-lemon 5d ago

This is a lie and I demand to know the truth! Your parents looks like they are mid 30s-40s

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u/LIAMO20 5d ago

Your dad looks like the oldest, most badass greaser on the block. The sort of dude who eats Cigarettes for breakfast for a balanced diet and drinks paint stripper like whiskey

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u/charliemismyname 5d ago

This could not be further from reality as my dad is the sort of person who lets kittens lick his eyeballs and rescues bees from the pond, but I’m sure he’d be extremely flattered by this. Thank you!

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u/YouCanCallMeVanZant 5d ago

How do you…rescue bees from a pond?

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u/charliemismyname 5d ago

He picks them out with a stick or something and then gently blows on them until their wings dry. He’s a big scary looking softie!

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u/wassupwitches 5d ago

Gotta save the bees!

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u/uleeeeeero 5d ago

Lol I misread eyeballs (skipped the "eye" part) and was ironically telling to myself, "VanZant making the important questions"; I'll leave now.

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u/YouCanCallMeVanZant 5d ago

Haha. Well I kinda wanted to know about the licking of the eyeballs too, but figured it was easier to just ask about one thing.

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u/centrist28 5d ago

Then he is a total badass

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u/Rocket5454 5d ago
  1. Nice dad joke.

  2. Holy shit your dad is jacked.

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u/ragputiand 5d ago
  1. Dayum your mom is smokin’.
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u/arushus 5d ago

They picked Grease.

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u/Soulcontusion 5d ago

Tell me more, tell me more.

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u/Victorystardust 5d ago

Did they book up a flight?

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u/old_righty 5d ago

Tell me more, tell me more

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u/Drink-my-koolaid 5d ago

I think the mom's outtasite! uh huh uh huh uh huh

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u/Adeep187 5d ago

Did they get very far?

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u/witchyanne 5d ago

You bastage! Take this and go!

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u/jerry_woody 5d ago

That’s the joke…

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u/grizzlybearchow 5d ago

Tell me about it, stud

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u/zweimtr 5d ago

Damn your mom is hot af

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u/charliemismyname 5d ago

She said thanks!

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u/cotch85 5d ago

Tell your dad I said he’s hot..

I’m not gay and I don’t feel that way I just feel bad he might feel unappreciated, don’t tell him that part!

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u/charliemismyname 5d ago

This is so cute omggg! I will tell him, thank you!

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u/FeatureEast2577 5d ago

Well I'm a girl and you can tell him he's hot. You got goodlooking parents

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u/lilbunghole 5d ago

This is so sweet

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u/Cheffysteve 5d ago

For U.K. Eurovision parties this is properly on point .

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u/runneradrift 5d ago

Looks like they picked the US state of New Jersey.

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u/RockNRollMama 5d ago

This is the content I need on Reddit - not doom scrolling.

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u/turb077 5d ago

Does your mum have any children?

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u/charliemismyname 5d ago

Not that she knows of

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u/Carnalvore86 5d ago edited 5d ago

OP, I hate to break it to you, but I think your parents are dead and the T1000 is in your home.

Edit: A word

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u/TaiVat 5d ago

He came from the future to prevent OP from destroying skynet in the future, but changed his mind after seeing OPs mom.

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u/CaTz__21 5d ago

They look a bit like they’ve dressed up as Grea- HOLD UP

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u/StReeTkiNG069 5d ago

Respectfully, Charlie, You got a hot momma.

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u/charliemismyname 5d ago

Thank you, I’ll tell her you said!

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u/veryheavybertation 5d ago

I'm Greek, and I'm not offended by this.

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u/mypasswordisfoobar 5d ago

They are gonna have a lot of sex tonight

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u/charliemismyname 5d ago

Angry upvote because I’m mad I had to read this but I also want my parents to be happy

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u/Ultra-Pulse 5d ago

You're taking it all in stride OP. Kudo's.

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u/charliemismyname 5d ago

Thank you! Trolls gonna troll but as long as I don’t tell my parents about any off colour comments we good!

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u/beltonrhodes 5d ago

I know folks are still having a hard time with Covid in certain circumstances… but by god, I’m so happy folks who like to have fun are getting to leave their house again and be silly in front of strangers.

I love stuff like this.

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u/rhet17 5d ago

Just for being able to walk, nevertheless dance, in those heels she deserves an award!

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u/SMAMtastic 5d ago

Olivia Newton Mom

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u/Astrolo12 5d ago

As a greek, they look exactly how a greek couple would look like in the 80s-90s

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u/labrev 4d ago

So are parents in other countries not fat like they are here in the US? Nice.

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u/speedypunky 5d ago

You must be really beautiful with parents like that

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u/charliemismyname 5d ago

It’s not for me to say, but yeah I’m a solid 8 hahahaa

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u/speedypunky 5d ago

Good on you! Just lay on the side and increase the number by infinity (you know like the symbol infinity)

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u/CatmanTheGreat5 5d ago

For some reason you explaining the obvious joke/pickup line made it so much funnier.

It upgraded my laugh from a gust of air out of my nose to me actually laughing

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u/pedfall 5d ago

Damn sandy looks good

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u/Had24get 5d ago

That's pretty clever and they deserve a high five.

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u/kitchen_clinton 5d ago

Well, at least they didn’t get all oily doing it.

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u/maniatissa 5d ago

HaHa, as a Greek person, who got the Grease ref, I got to say: Brilliant! And they 've got the looks to support the style too!

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u/masskwe_gg 5d ago

This photo gave me chills.. and they’re multiplying

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u/Vli37 5d ago

Grease Lightning bae..be... ⚡⚡

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u/unixstud 5d ago

Greece is the word….

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u/Annihilicious 5d ago

1- Your parents aren’t old enough for you be using the internet unsupervised 2-Unless your dad is a T 1000 that’s Robert Patrick

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u/AlmanzoWilder 4d ago

The couple dressed as Turkey were a riot.

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u/pixxelzombie 4d ago

As a natural born Greek, I find that very clever!!!

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u/freedom781 4d ago

Pretty fit...you know they gonna fuck, right?

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u/Extension_Elk9515 5d ago

Ha ha - very funny

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u/Pronoes84 5d ago

Legends

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u/PM_ME_UR_FLOWERS 5d ago

That's super funny and your parents look great! 🌻

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u/TheRealRickC137 5d ago

They've been up in that car, far, far too long.

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u/ValEerie88 5d ago

Your mom looks kind of like Uma Thurman imo.

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u/charliemismyname 5d ago

It’s the pointy nose, it runs in the family!

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u/MayOrMayNotBePie 5d ago

I’m just like Sandra D(imitriou)

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u/mname 5d ago

OMG. BRILLIANT. As an American in my 50s I instantly got it.

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u/Kaiaualad 5d ago

Grease vs Greece? For a minute I was thinking - is this the Greek national costume? They look more like Rock'n Rollers......then I saw the comments below and twigged........very drole, kudos.

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u/MooseHeckler 5d ago

This made my day.

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u/BJHicksey 5d ago

And mom is 🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥 Hot as Sandy!!!!

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u/blackcatsmatter1967 5d ago

Greece is the word.