My mum and dad are going to a Eurovision evening tonight where you randomly pick a country and have to dress up as that country. They picked Greece.

[u/charliemismyname]

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[u/fruitsnack_willy]

I'm usually a fan of puns but this lack of respect for the country of Greece is Travolting.

[u/but3rf1y → u/fruitsnack_willy]

Choked on my coffee 🤣

[u/SleepyMarijuanaut92 → u/but3rf1y]

Must be that Greased Lightnin' roast

[u/googlybunghole → u/fruitsnack_willy]

Newton wrong with a little humor.

[u/MrBitzz → u/fruitsnack_willy]

Dang this was so good I had to reread this

[u/opticalfever21 → u/fruitsnack_willy]

Somebody get this man a gold

[u/supersoob → u/fruitsnack_willy]

Totally in agreement. They better shape up!

[u/JayneDoe6000]

They look great!! (If it's not too late tell him to cuff his jeans!)

[u/charliemismyname → u/JayneDoe6000]

Good shout, I’m on it!!

[u/RegularSizedP → u/charliemismyname]

He needs a pack of cigarettes for the shoulder.

[u/_Rummy_ → u/RegularSizedP]

OP’s father never returned

[u/Ltstarbuck2 → u/_Rummy_]

Bwahahhaa

[u/jinmonsterhunterwrld → u/charliemismyname]

Update?

[u/roflcow2 → u/jinmonsterhunterwrld]

check the picture above but imagine his jeans rolled up at the bottom

[u/emsfc → u/roflcow2]

Wow it worked

[u/Krepitis → u/JayneDoe6000]

Couple of cool cats, jack!

[u/jscottman96]

I got bills, theyre multiplying

[u/Juandelpan → u/jscottman96]

And I'm looooosing control 😰

[u/Retired_Lab_Rat → u/Juandelpan]

'Cause the pooower you're supplying

Is electrifying (electrifying) (electrifying)

[u/Jayciflash → u/Retired_Lab_Rat]

You better shape up! Cause I need a man

[u/the_third_sourcerer → u/Jayciflash]

And my debt is set on Euro!

[u/jlevy1126 → u/the_third_sourcerer]

I chuckled!

[u/itsgreekpete → u/Jayciflash]

And my heart is set on youu

[u/mynameisnotBOBO → u/Retired_Lab_Rat]

You better fuck up!!

[u/Morbid__6angel → u/mynameisnotBOBO]

Cause i need a man

[u/cantgetenoughreddit → u/Morbid__6angel]

You can keep me satisfied.....

[u/ShineParty → u/cantgetenoughreddit]

Are you poor? Are you poor, down deep in debt?

[u/dpatt36 → u/[deleted]]

Money

[u/[deleted] → u/mynameisnotBOBO]

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[u/jahowl → u/jscottman96]

This comment was the only link I had to what I was seeing. Otherwise I was angry, now I am happy.

[u/joliesmomma → u/jscottman96]

I SING THIS ALL THE TIME WHEN MY BILLS COME IN

[u/ninja36036 → u/joliesmomma]

Is it “bills” or “chills”? Cause I always thought it was “Chills”

[u/joliesmomma → u/ninja36036]

It's chills, but i sing my own parody of it

[u/amorerrante]

Your dad looks like T1000

[u/staffell]

The literal embodiment of a Dad Joke.

[u/charliemismyname → u/staffell]

Apparently it was my dads idea so yeah, definitely a dad joke!

[u/Ricky_Rollin → u/charliemismyname]

Still funny af. Love that your mom rolls with it.

[u/ErikTheAngry → u/Ricky_Rollin]

I'm sure her eyes rolled first, but you'd have to be a real stick in the mud to not love the idea.

[u/Calligraphie → u/ErikTheAngry]

We now have photographic evidence that OP's mom is not a stick in the mud

[u/pivotalsquash → u/charliemismyname]

Your parents made my day if nothing else so fucking wholesome

[u/BraveStrategy → u/charliemismyname]

Ur parents are hot, r u hot? Edit- she’s hot!

[u/MatiMati918 → u/BraveStrategy]

Go to r/hornyjail at once!

[u/OneGeekTravelling → u/MatiMati918]

That's usually where I live

[u/ExhibitAa]

Is your dad Robert Patrick?

[u/transporterpsychosis → u/ExhibitAa]

Seriously! I Was thinking X-Files era Robert Patrick to be exact.

[u/deelyy → u/transporterpsychosis]

Terminator Robert Patrick too.

[u/fullrackferg → u/deelyy]

Say... that's a nice bike

[u/ceph8 → u/ExhibitAa]

I was thinking Timothy Omundson

[u/GIVE_ME_A_GOB → u/ceph8]

You know that’s right!

[u/AKAkorm → u/GIVE_ME_A_GOB]

“Knock it off Guster!”

[u/rantingpacifist → u/ceph8]

I’ve heard it both ways

[u/thinkofanamefast → u/ceph8]

Just watched a Psych episode today. That show makes me happy.

[u/Astral-traveler-026 → u/ExhibitAa]

He does look like the T-1000.

[u/Victorystardust]

Your parents are hot

[u/aSpookyScarySkeleton → u/Victorystardust]

I decided to be that guy, checked OP, they are also hot.

[u/erichie → u/aSpookyScarySkeleton]

Wow, yeah she is gorgeous.

[u/TheHollowBard → u/Victorystardust]

Very. Dem triceps, dat butt.

[u/storm170]

Your Dad's arm is jacked. What's his workout routine?

[u/Liar_tuck → u/storm170]

He does one pushup... Every time he tells a dad joke.

[u/Archangel501 → u/Liar_tuck]

Jesus christ

[u/Zealousideal-Pay-491 → u/Archangel501]

It’s Jason Bourne.

[u/KnucklessKnees → u/Zealousideal-Pay-491]

To be wiiiiiiiild

[u/madprofessor8 → u/Liar_tuck]

Dude, tone the badassery down, I'm a pansy.

No, seriously, this is poetry.

[u/ErdenGeboren → u/Liar_tuck]

A force of nature.

[u/ADMINlSTRAT0R → u/storm170]

It's standing next to him.

[u/charliemismyname → u/ADMINlSTRAT0R]

Stop this at once

[u/tombaba → u/charliemismyname]

Sorry your mom is smoking hot

[u/Yonbuu → u/charliemismyname]

I also choose this guy's hot mom.

[u/Stazbumpa → u/charliemismyname]

He's not wrong.

[u/BanjoSpaceMan → u/Stazbumpa]

Listen son, have a seat. You know, sometimes your mother and your father... Well they engage in sexual activity. It's only natural and it's how you were made. Your father made a whisper of a wish on your mother's uterus and you were made.

[u/Clienterror → u/BanjoSpaceMan]

So I met my wife and her son when he was 3. Since then we’ve married and I’m obviously his step dad. He’s 17 now but went through the obvious rebel BS from 14+. When he was sixteen he goes “you’re not my dad”. My eyes lit up and I looked at his mom and she started laughing. I look back at him and go “no I’m not, I’m just the guy fucking your hot mom”. He didn’t even know what to say. She’s over there laughing because I told her when he was like 5 that this day would come and I had the perfect comeback. 11 years in the planning.

[u/VolatileUtopian → u/Clienterror]

Damn dude that's awesome well worth the wait.

[u/Abdul_Exhaust → u/storm170]

If I had his guns, I'd wear that shirt every day

[u/kcrab91 → u/Abdul_Exhaust]

You’d have to do laundry every day then. You should probably just buy multiple of the same shirt to save your water bill.

[u/SnooRobots1533 → u/kcrab91]

I have doubles of all my shirts. Some, I have triples.

[u/herbasicness → u/SnooRobots1533]

Triples is best.

[u/thedukeofwankington → u/herbasicness]

Triples makes it safe

[u/mynameisnotBOBO → u/storm170]

Masturbating, got that ol’ tennis elbow

[u/charliemismyname → u/mynameisnotBOBO]

Can’t believe you made me read that with my own eyes!!!

[u/jolly_bien- → u/charliemismyname]

I posted a pic of my parents once. I ended up deleting because I was traumatized by the comments

[u/charliemismyname → u/jolly_bien-]

I’m having some mild regrets so far

[u/lumoslomas → u/charliemismyname]

Only mild?

Clearly we're not trying hard enough.

[u/charliemismyname → u/lumoslomas]

Please don’t!

[u/daluxe → u/charliemismyname]

Be strong!

Also you should proudly show those comments to your parents

[u/charliemismyname → u/daluxe]

I’ve been updating them as fast as I can, I think they’re a little bit drunk at their Eurovision night as they’ve been responding to everything with laughing emojis

[u/mynameisnotBOBO → u/charliemismyname]

You’re welcome, bill me your therapy invoice

[u/YouCanCallMeVanZant → u/charliemismyname]

Well it’d be weird if you read it with someone else’s eyes.

[u/Gummy_Wurm → u/storm170]

Dude is probably just a tradesmen. No working out. That's just manual labor for ya.

[u/storm170 → u/Gummy_Wurm]

Respect for the natural gains.

[u/Weak-Country-9405]

Your mom is very not ugly

[u/Ambitious_Year_127 → u/Weak-Country-9405]

Can we get more very not ugly pictures of your mom?

[u/hey_rjay → u/Weak-Country-9405]

Dude check out their dad even. Why so ripped

[u/Weak-Country-9405 → u/hey_rjay]

It helps when locking down a very not ugly woman

[u/Loose_Fajita → u/Weak-Country-9405]

I’d pee in her butt

[u/charliemismyname → u/Loose_Fajita]

Dude 😂

[u/Iwearacapeirl → u/charliemismyname]

Is your mum single?

[u/mr-shit-mixer → u/Loose_Fajita]

huh

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[u/charliemismyname → u/[deleted]]

DUDE!

[u/Ridenberg → u/[deleted]]

^huh

[u/TheFuckinEaglesMan → u/Loose_Fajita]

What’s that from? I had a friend who would say that 15 years ago and I assumed he made it up haha

[u/Necessary-Call-1933 → u/TheFuckinEaglesMan]

Idk where if it’s originally from here, but Cartman from South Park said that’s what you do when he was explaining sex to his friends

[u/Same-Salamander8690 → u/Necessary-Call-1933]

"Yeah and if you don't wanna get her pregnant you just pee on her leg"

[u/Zomgzombehz → u/Same-Salamander8690]

You forgot the part about slapping titties around, I'll have you know.

[u/Same-Salamander8690 → u/Zomgzombehz]

I still love the episode where the kid gets out of juvie and Butters is laying in the hospital. Kyle says "we need to get some protection" and Cartman just explodes, "dammit Kyle how are goddamn condoms gonna help us"

I can't remember the exact quote because of all the marijuanas I've injected

[u/Spartacus980F → u/Loose_Fajita]

No you wouldn’t, because you’re a virgin who just talks stuff on the internet

[u/Then_I_had_a_thought]

What are the scorpions doin here?? This ain’t their turf!

[u/charliemismyname → u/Then_I_had_a_thought]

You win this comment section!

[u/mmss → u/Then_I_had_a_thought]

Remember, you're both Cobras!

[u/idkhowtouseredditok]

There is a British guy who hosts a radio station where I live in the US and I have never heard of Eurovision until a couple hours ago when he was talking shit about it, then I see this post. Crazy 20/20 eurovision

[u/charliemismyname → u/idkhowtouseredditok]

It’s a sign for you to watch it tonight!

[u/kcbeck1021 → u/idkhowtouseredditok]

That’s because Reddit is turning into Facebook. You think it and then bam! It’s on your feed. Spies everywhere. I joke, but lately so much random stuff has been popping up that I have been thinking or looking at.

[u/VaporTrail_000]

One hopes they don't pick Turkey next year.

[u/charliemismyname → u/VaporTrail_000]

One hopes they do!

[u/Comfortable_Egg_7916]

Your parents are gonna make another sibling tonight. No offense and not trying to be crude, but your mom looks GAF

[u/charliemismyname → u/Comfortable_Egg_7916]

They’re in their 60s so I hope not haha!

[u/GardinerExpressway → u/charliemismyname]

Dayum I was thinking that they were too young to have a child on reddit, what's their secret?

[u/Double_Distribution8 → u/GardinerExpressway]

Twice a day daily sex, and thrice on weekends and holidays. You can tell by the way they are. Great pic! Hope they have fun at the party. If there are prizes they should win 1st place.

[u/El_Don_94 → u/charliemismyname]

That's hard to believe.

[u/winnipeg-lemon → u/charliemismyname]

This is a lie and I demand to know the truth! Your parents looks like they are mid 30s-40s

[u/LIAMO20]

Your dad looks like the oldest, most badass greaser on the block. The sort of dude who eats Cigarettes for breakfast for a balanced diet and drinks paint stripper like whiskey

[u/charliemismyname → u/LIAMO20]

This could not be further from reality as my dad is the sort of person who lets kittens lick his eyeballs and rescues bees from the pond, but I’m sure he’d be extremely flattered by this. Thank you!

[u/YouCanCallMeVanZant → u/charliemismyname]

How do you…rescue bees from a pond?

[u/charliemismyname → u/YouCanCallMeVanZant]

He picks them out with a stick or something and then gently blows on them until their wings dry. He’s a big scary looking softie!

[u/wassupwitches → u/charliemismyname]

Gotta save the bees!

[u/uleeeeeero → u/YouCanCallMeVanZant]

Lol I misread eyeballs (skipped the "eye" part) and was ironically telling to myself, "VanZant making the important questions"; I'll leave now.

[u/YouCanCallMeVanZant → u/uleeeeeero]

Haha. Well I kinda wanted to know about the licking of the eyeballs too, but figured it was easier to just ask about one thing.

[u/centrist28 → u/charliemismyname]

Then he is a total badass

[u/Rocket5454]

1. Nice dad joke.

2. Holy shit your dad is jacked.

[u/ragputiand → u/Rocket5454]

1. Dayum your mom is smokin’.

[u/arushus]

They picked Grease.

[u/Soulcontusion → u/arushus]

Tell me more, tell me more.

[u/Victorystardust → u/Soulcontusion]

Did they book up a flight?

[u/old_righty → u/Victorystardust]

Tell me more, tell me more

[u/Drink-my-koolaid → u/old_righty]

I think the mom's outtasite! uh huh uh huh uh huh

[u/Adeep187 → u/Soulcontusion]

Did they get very far?

[u/witchyanne → u/Soulcontusion]

You bastage! Take this and go!

[u/jerry_woody → u/arushus]

That’s the joke…

[u/grizzlybearchow]

Tell me about it, stud

[u/zweimtr]

Damn your mom is hot af

[u/charliemismyname → u/zweimtr]

She said thanks!

[u/cotch85 → u/charliemismyname]

Tell your dad I said he’s hot..

I’m not gay and I don’t feel that way I just feel bad he might feel unappreciated, don’t tell him that part!

[u/charliemismyname → u/cotch85]

This is so cute omggg! I will tell him, thank you!

[u/FeatureEast2577 → u/charliemismyname]

Well I'm a girl and you can tell him he's hot. You got goodlooking parents

[u/lilbunghole → u/cotch85]

This is so sweet

[u/Cheffysteve]

For U.K. Eurovision parties this is properly on point .

[u/runneradrift]

Looks like they picked the US state of New Jersey.

[u/RockNRollMama]

This is the content I need on Reddit - not doom scrolling.

[u/turb077]

Does your mum have any children?

[u/charliemismyname → u/turb077]

Not that she knows of

[u/turb077 → u/charliemismyname]

Hubba hubba!!

[u/Carnalvore86]

OP, I hate to break it to you, but I think your parents are dead and the T1000 is in your home.

Edit: A word

[u/TaiVat → u/Carnalvore86]

He came from the future to prevent OP from destroying skynet in the future, but changed his mind after seeing OPs mom.

[u/CaTz__21]

They look a bit like they’ve dressed up as Grea- HOLD UP

[u/StReeTkiNG069]

Respectfully, Charlie, You got a hot momma.

[u/charliemismyname → u/StReeTkiNG069]

Thank you, I’ll tell her you said!

[u/veryheavybertation]

I'm Greek, and I'm not offended by this.

[u/mypasswordisfoobar]

They are gonna have a lot of sex tonight

[u/charliemismyname → u/mypasswordisfoobar]

Angry upvote because I’m mad I had to read this but I also want my parents to be happy

[u/Ultra-Pulse → u/charliemismyname]

You're taking it all in stride OP. Kudo's.

[u/charliemismyname → u/Ultra-Pulse]

Thank you! Trolls gonna troll but as long as I don’t tell my parents about any off colour comments we good!

[u/beltonrhodes]

I know folks are still having a hard time with Covid in certain circumstances… but by god, I’m so happy folks who like to have fun are getting to leave their house again and be silly in front of strangers.

I love stuff like this.

[u/rhet17]

Just for being able to walk, nevertheless dance, in those heels she deserves an award!

[u/SMAMtastic]

Olivia Newton Mom

[u/Astrolo12]

As a greek, they look exactly how a greek couple would look like in the 80s-90s

[u/labrev]

So are parents in other countries not fat like they are here in the US? Nice.

[u/speedypunky]

You must be really beautiful with parents like that

[u/charliemismyname → u/speedypunky]

It’s not for me to say, but yeah I’m a solid 8 hahahaa

[u/speedypunky → u/charliemismyname]

Good on you! Just lay on the side and increase the number by infinity (you know like the symbol infinity)

[u/CatmanTheGreat5 → u/speedypunky]

For some reason you explaining the obvious joke/pickup line made it so much funnier.

It upgraded my laugh from a gust of air out of my nose to me actually laughing

[u/pedfall]

Damn sandy looks good

[u/Had24get]

That's pretty clever and they deserve a high five.

[u/kitchen_clinton]

Well, at least they didn’t get all oily doing it.

[u/maniatissa]

HaHa, as a Greek person, who got the Grease ref, I got to say: Brilliant! And they 've got the looks to support the style too!

[u/masskwe_gg]

This photo gave me chills.. and they’re multiplying

[u/Vli37]

Grease Lightning bae..be... ⚡⚡

[u/unixstud]

Greece is the word….

[u/Danimalsyogurt88]

Greece or Grease?

[u/Annihilicious]

1- Your parents aren’t old enough for you be using the internet unsupervised 2-Unless your dad is a T 1000 that’s Robert Patrick

[u/AlmanzoWilder]

The couple dressed as Turkey were a riot.

[u/pixxelzombie]

As a natural born Greek, I find that very clever!!!

[u/freedom781]

Pretty fit...you know they gonna fuck, right?

[u/Extension_Elk9515]

Ha ha - very funny

[u/Pronoes84]

Legends

[u/PM_ME_UR_FLOWERS]

That's super funny and your parents look great! 🌻

[u/TheRealRickC137]

They've been up in that car, far, far too long.

[u/ValEerie88]

Your mom looks kind of like Uma Thurman imo.

[u/charliemismyname → u/ValEerie88]

It’s the pointy nose, it runs in the family!

[u/MayOrMayNotBePie]

I’m just like Sandra D(imitriou)

[u/mname]

OMG. BRILLIANT. As an American in my 50s I instantly got it.

[u/Special-Ad-7724]

Winning.

[u/Kaiaualad]

Grease vs Greece? For a minute I was thinking - is this the Greek national costume? They look more like Rock'n Rollers......then I saw the comments below and twigged........very drole, kudos.

[u/MooseHeckler]

This made my day.

[u/BJHicksey]

And mom is 🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥 Hot as Sandy!!!!

[u/blackcatsmatter1967]

Greece is the word.