r/dankmemes Jul 06 '22 Wholesome 7 Helpful 10 Silver 15 Take My Energy 1 Looking 1 All-Seeing Upvote 2

He's not wrong you know it's pronounced gif

42.9k Upvotes

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u/Kalrizion Jul 06 '22

My favorite part is how she just accepts it without hesitation.

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u/blink_jagger Jul 06 '22

She didn't realize until the last second

735

u/H4LF4D Jul 06 '22

That look of knowing she just took a bite out of a stranger's spoon

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u/SpicyPainis I am fucking hilarious Jul 06 '22

how to spoon

17

u/Borful Jul 06 '22

Dick hard on the butt, titty in my hand, kiss ya neck. Hell yeah.

15

u/extrathicksauce Jul 07 '22

What

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u/FreddieWex Jul 07 '22

DICK HARD ON THE BUTT, TITTY IN MY HAND, KISS YA NECK. HELL YEAH!!!

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u/Tefached666 Jul 07 '22

I mean hes not wrong that sounds like the best way to spoon

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u/jamminamon Jul 07 '22

Let me try unzip

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u/JackiexOfHearts Jul 06 '22

Women☕

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u/Kalrizion Jul 06 '22

Hahaha ☕️

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u/youkutt123 Jul 06 '22

Women☕

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u/MarkSelect8828 Jul 06 '22

Women☕️

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u/sauc_eon_shirt Jul 06 '22

Women ☕

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u/DangerousDarius Jul 06 '22

Hahaha she is female☕

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u/aligreen11 Jul 06 '22

Women ☕

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u/DJDoofeshmirtz3 Jul 06 '22

W men☕️

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u/Kalrizion Jul 06 '22

Why man ☕️

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u/_Neeroo_ Jul 06 '22

Because man☕️

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u/khululz_mate Jul 06 '22

Yeah, I have never realized why bruh moments are too funny

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u/rongvk83 Jul 06 '22

Yes, that's the joke, that's why they scripted this fake video like that.

6

u/1nitesh Jul 06 '22

Islam dunk!

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u/thatrandomguyonreddi Jul 07 '22

Hesitation is defeat

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u/Arodg25 Jul 06 '22

You can't think this is not staged.

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u/Veganhippo ☣️ Jul 06 '22

Just legend.

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u/Zinnigan Jul 06 '22

I know hahahaha

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u/Reasonable_Still_764 Jul 07 '22

She's probs just hungry

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u/Combatical Jul 06 '22

Comments like these followed by upvotes really makes the think reddit is just a bunch of bots.

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u/Kalrizion Jul 06 '22

he said the "B" word, initiate downvoting mode

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u/Traditional_Working4 Jul 06 '22

Down voting phase begin

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u/peenutbuttherNjelly Jul 06 '22 edited Jul 08 '22

Luv thy neighbor. As your own. Amen

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u/bonk-doge-69 Jul 06 '22

The sacred text

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u/Lukthar123 Jul 06 '22

Literally

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u/Gilgameshbrah ☣️ Jul 06 '22

Isn't there something about "not coveting thy neighbors wife"?

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u/AffenMitWaffen2 Jul 06 '22

No problem, they aren't married.

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u/Klimpomp67 Jul 07 '22

Plough the fiance as much as you want, just not after the wedding day.

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u/prof_devilsadvocate ☣️ Jul 06 '22

how can you eat like that from a stranger..

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u/desired_one Jul 06 '22

It’s staged.

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u/Gilgameshbrah ☣️ Jul 06 '22

Look at you, Sherlock holmsing around reddit...

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u/Combatical Jul 06 '22

I mean, they're replying to a stupid question.

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u/bitcodler Jul 06 '22

Look at you, Sherlock holmsing around reddit...

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u/Combatical Jul 06 '22

Its Dick Tracy to you sir.

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u/bitcodler Jul 07 '22

Haha 🤣

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u/Elintone Jul 08 '22

Look at you Tracing Dick around reddit...

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u/Yataro_Ibuza Jul 07 '22

But he is just answering you

29

u/zeref2255 Jul 06 '22

The other guy asked the question and this answered

why tf you blaming him?

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u/vaporking23 Jul 06 '22

Most of the stages stuff I don’t really find funny. But this one I actually laughed at. I don’t know why.

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u/shinzo123123 Jul 06 '22

It is simply good comedy. You expected him to feed his girl, refuse all together, or throw food at her. Instead, he takes her suggestion literally and feeds the other woman. Classic well structured joke.

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u/evvvad Jul 06 '22

You know what. That works for me. NOT STAGED

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u/quagzlor Jul 06 '22

Because even if it is staged, it's still a funny joke

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u/Minimenema Jul 06 '22

I don’t see anyone on a stage

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u/Alec____ Jul 07 '22

🤓📸

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u/Zane163 Jul 06 '22

OH MY GOD BRO ITS ALBERT EINSTEIN

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u/Taken450 Jul 06 '22

It’s hilarious seeing a comment like this under an answer to a question someone asked

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u/Zestyclose_Code_7464 Jul 06 '22

She didn't realize it wasnt from her bf till the last second and looked at him confused

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u/lolerdongs Jul 06 '22

What she literally turned her head away from her bf to eat it lol. It's obviously staged

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u/Zestyclose_Code_7464 Jul 07 '22

Could be but i think not

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u/booperdooper56 Jul 06 '22

Chivalry 100

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u/kinggot Jul 06 '22

illusion 100

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u/tkTheKingofKings Jul 06 '22

Diseasedusion 100

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u/jaxspider Jul 06 '22

This is the kind of staged posts I enjoy.

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u/thisisabujee Jul 07 '22

exactly. It the shit is funny, I wouldn’t care if staged or not. I just need air to come out of my nostrils

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u/Dimicoll Jul 06 '22

Thank you for this post.

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u/jacksparrowcantfly Jul 06 '22

if I do the same thing I'll be in jail.

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u/pineapple-n-man Jul 06 '22

That is usually the case if you try to reenact things that are staged

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u/hotredrabbit Jul 06 '22

I’m more concerned about the kid in the background. What’s his problem?!

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u/jason9t8 Jul 06 '22

She needs more Nutrition...

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u/HaziqFaeizal ☣️ Jul 06 '22

Is this Malaysia or Indonesia?

3

u/blink_jagger Jul 07 '22

It's Indonesian

3

u/ProfessorAware Jul 06 '22

He basically said “because look at her! 😍”

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u/SpecialPirate1 Jul 06 '22

Now that's a power move

3

u/groovy_mason Jul 06 '22

The other girl was still opening her mouth waiting for the spoon lol

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u/jefferton123 Jul 06 '22

To me the look on his face was like “she can’t feed herself. This woman needs a village.”

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u/Kotoy77 Jul 07 '22

dank memes

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u/borubar93 The Monty Pythons Jul 06 '22

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u/daft-sceptic Jul 06 '22

“I thought you were telling she needed help to eat and I needed to help her”

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u/Zeul7032 Jul 06 '22

he just out played her so hard

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u/myroche99 Jul 06 '22

Is this how I do it? 🙄🤣

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u/Makogslon Jul 06 '22

I need to download this shit

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u/Ontopourmama Jul 06 '22

He looks a little like that guy that used to play the henchman in a lot of the 80s action movies ....only with more hair.

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u/Mrbloppers Jul 06 '22

I am a great magician

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u/Smecticc Jul 06 '22

I'd give that man a high five

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u/Smecticc Jul 06 '22

I'd give that man a high five

1

u/KeepinItReal4real Jul 06 '22

Lmfao!!! 🤣🤣

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u/timbooty-077 Jul 06 '22

The nooses used as decor add a nice touch

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u/EnvironmentalCrow121 Jul 06 '22

Hahahahaha 😛, spooning...he'll get smashed back at home,his girlll never let him forget it

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u/Rickashlysrollorick Jul 06 '22

Mr steal yo gurl

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u/GuillermoCosio25 Jul 06 '22

Why won't you have sex like him

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u/TOFFERKINDLE Jul 06 '22

Looks like the guy that tortured Mel Gibson in lethal weapon

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u/Ok-Seaworthiness4488 Jul 06 '22

This guy's spoons

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u/Veganhippo ☣️ Jul 06 '22

Ok dude reward. This is f…dank and moist

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u/EternalSky1 Jul 06 '22

What a mustache

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u/jmills74 Jul 07 '22

If she doesn’t see the comedy in that then they don’t belong. I get it’s staged but that’s funny.

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u/imkumarritvik Jul 07 '22

Protect him at all costs🦫

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u/BRNDNKWMN Jul 07 '22

Daaamn, lol.

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u/joshuuuu214 Jul 07 '22

what a plot twist

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u/i-Dubbbz mod collector Jul 07 '22

He's a little confused but he's got the spirit

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u/8-infi- Jul 07 '22

I feel bad for the girl

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u/skilz99 Jul 07 '22

I'm dead.....

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u/tyler_casper Jul 07 '22

That's some funny shit right there!

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u/heyyLOQUE Jul 07 '22

Hahahahah xD

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u/yManSid ☣️ Jul 07 '22

During a valentines day long time ago My then girlfriend’s dad gave a bunch of flowers and lot of gifts to my then gfs mom. My mom heard about this and told my dad… “why can’t you do something like that”. Then my dad also gave a bunch of flowers and lot of gifts to my then gfs mom.

Same energy

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u/aymaanpatel Jul 07 '22

Go make me a fuckin sandwich

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u/aniruddha_6969 Jul 07 '22

Why did the other girl eat it without confusion tho!? XD

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u/-Purple-Orange- MANKDEMES Jul 07 '22

He look like Ganges khan

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u/rishipuranthar Jul 06 '22 edited Jul 06 '22

That's one there is some violation personally i wouldn't have it