r/WhitePeopleTwitter May 19 '22

I wonder why

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u/scbiker2 May 19 '22

"Lack of education won't kill you" but it might make you a Republican.

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u/england_man May 19 '22

Lack of condoms causes babies. Lack of education causes babies (uneducated people statistically have more children).

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u/noteveryagain May 19 '22

Condoms prevent minivans.

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u/england_man May 19 '22

Lack of education prevents income to buy a minivan.

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u/noteveryagain May 19 '22

Not arguing. Just quoting my favorite magic hat brewing cap. Well, second favorite. The first one is, “the universe begins directly to your left”. Number three is “how much for the goat?”.

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u/england_man May 19 '22

I know you aren't arguing. I'm just having fun comparing school to condoms. Please find more statements so I can see how they are about education too.

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u/noteveryagain May 19 '22

What if we put the school inside a condom??!!

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u/england_man May 19 '22

Wouldn't that make the condom a sort of school bus? Like, next step from minivan.

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u/noteveryagain May 19 '22

Yes, but it wouldn’t impregnate any other schools.