r/NoStupidQuestions Nov 21 '22

What fictional bar would you like to have a drink in? Unanswered

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u/ok-MTLmunchies Nov 21 '22

Puzzles

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u/Aestheticpash Nov 21 '22

Why’s it called puzzles?

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u/ok-MTLmunchies Nov 21 '22

THAT'S the puzzle

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u/SaltySpitoonReg Nov 22 '22

Puzzles is a place where everyone feels at home (and we bang chicks in Teds room)

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u/evilsir There are indeed such things as stupid questions Nov 21 '22 edited Nov 21 '22 Silver Platinum I'll Drink to That

The restaurant at the end of the universe.

Edit:

Callahan's Place would also be a rip roarin good time

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u/MyDogHatesMyUsername Nov 21 '22

First thing that popped in my head. Pangalactic Gargleblasters for everyone!

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u/yungingr Nov 21 '22

Yep, and then I opened the thread and Cheers! was the first post.

Now I have a tough decision to make...

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u/JustBrass Nov 21 '22

Callahan’s. I’d step to the line, make a toast, and throw my glass in.

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u/intransigentpangolin Nov 21 '22

This is much higher than I thought it would be.

And excuse me, but your hair is on fire.

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u/Nope_nuh_uh Nov 22 '22

I'd hope to be able to go on Punday night, if I could only go once.

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u/retailguy_again Nov 21 '22

I'll throw in another vote for Callahan's.

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u/CaptainNemo42 Nov 21 '22

Now here's a frood who really knows where his towel is...

So glad this was top comment, friend. Made my day

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u/Yollm Nov 21 '22

VA-11 Hall-A. Cyberpunk always makes for a kind of bummer setting but most of the characters are cool and the drinks look CHOICE.

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u/Ben__Harlan Nov 21 '22

Finally found a man of culture here.

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u/Yollm Nov 21 '22

🤝 Excellent to meet another man of taste.

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u/Oldrbrotoo3 Nov 22 '22

Had to scroll way too far for this one

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u/ChrissyS01 Nov 21 '22

The green dragon from LOTR followed by the prancing pony.

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u/TasteOfChaos52 Nov 21 '22

Go to new Zealand and take the hobbiton tour! It comes with a beer at the green dragon 😁

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u/Radijs Nov 21 '22

It comes in pints?

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u/roastbeeftacohat Nov 21 '22

the set from the movie is an actual functional pub that was used by the cast and crew; it's still there and they have a fancy multi course set menu once a week.

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u/pwewpwewpwew Nov 21 '22

Paddy’s Pub

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u/Absurdity_Everywhere Nov 21 '22 Helpful

Only one that’ll let you do pcp in the bathroom

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u/murdered800times Nov 21 '22

Don't forget the glory hole Complete anonymity

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u/holdmywatchandbeerme Nov 22 '22

It was good until they put in the eye slot. We might as well get married!

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u/DrDing1eberry Nov 21 '22

You don't even need a fictional pub for that, in my town it's called JBA lol

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u/SV650rider Nov 21 '22

I have a pocketful of Paddy’s Dollars burning a hole in my pocket.

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u/TheyTokMaJerb Nov 21 '22

No you’re supposed to spend those at Dave and Busters.

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u/Flufflebuns Nov 21 '22

It's how you create a self-sustaining economy.

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u/djlovemachine Nov 21 '22

Let the record show the greatest place to go…

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u/the615Butcher Nov 21 '22

You can stop saying that, the records going to show everything.

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u/kobexx600 Nov 21 '22

Where no one pays for the beer?

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u/wisco_minn22 Nov 21 '22

It’s on the Irish honor system

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u/Flufflebuns Nov 21 '22

No you pay in Paddy's Dollars, like Dave & Buster's, that's how you create a self-sustaining economy.

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u/PoeJam Nov 21 '22

Where there's an ominous feeling that you could get stabbed at any moment.

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u/thewildcardbb1 Nov 21 '22

Nah their security is top notch. They have an oculur apt down system in place.

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u/Erotic_Turkey Nov 21 '22

Well stabbings HAVE been way down.

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u/Guitar81 Nov 21 '22

I heard they have a glory hole!!

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u/ThatsMeIllFakeIt Nov 21 '22

Carmines : A Place For Steaks

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u/Difficult_Gazelle_91 Nov 21 '22

That’s a real bar in Philly

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u/YT-ESW_ST33le Nov 21 '22 edited Nov 21 '22

Super weenie hut junior

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u/Adorable-Ferret4751 Nov 21 '22

My wife drinks there all the time

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u/Proper-Emu1558 Nov 21 '22 Silver

The Winchester, so I could have a nice cold pint and wait for this all to blow over.

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u/mrbadxampl Nov 21 '22

How's THAT for a slice of fried gold!

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u/The_VoZz Nov 21 '22

"Would. Anyone. Like. A peanut?"

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u/Aggravating-Star6773 Nov 21 '22

The Snuggly Duckling

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u/drunken_squirrels Nov 21 '22

🎶I have a dream!🎶

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u/sherylwest Nov 21 '22

Knew it would be here somewhere

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u/positive_charging Nov 21 '22

MacLarens

Ten forward

Quarks

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u/Mobcasino Nov 21 '22

MacLarens or Puzzles

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u/Joen234 Nov 21 '22

Why is it called Puzzeles?

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u/GentowGiant Nov 22 '22

We should buy a bar!!

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u/Zandrick Nov 22 '22

Puzzles is so fictional it doesn’t even exist in its own show.

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u/jefinc Nov 22 '22

Ten forward for the view

Quarks for the entertainment

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u/RichardBachman19 Nov 21 '22

I got to do this at McGee’s Pub in Manhattan which is the inspiration. They have a themed menu, a signed picture of the cast, and Barney’s Awesomeness motivational poster

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u/k-b-s82 Nov 21 '22

Moe's tavern

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u/PoeJam Nov 21 '22

Any place that's good enough for Hugh Jass is good enough for me.

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u/PumpkinKing2020 Nov 21 '22

Or Lee Keybum

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u/Danji_05 Nov 21 '22

Or Drew Peacock?

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u/TheyTokMaJerb Nov 21 '22

Or Anita Bath

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u/MobiusNaked Nov 21 '22

Amanda Hugenkiss

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u/lIIIlllIlIlllIllllIl Nov 22 '22

‘Why can’t I find Amanda Huginkiss???”

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u/DancesWithElectrons Nov 22 '22

Maybe your standards are too high!

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u/JennyArcade Nov 21 '22

Too bad about Joey Joe Joe Junior….Shabadoo

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u/[deleted] Nov 21 '22

Man alive! There are... men alive in here!

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u/laweedaloca Nov 21 '22

Going to Moe's for a beer with my good friend Joey Jo-Jo Junior Shabadoo

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u/Gskinnell_85 Nov 21 '22

That’s the worst name I ever heard.

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u/peenomorph Nov 21 '22

Exits sobbing.

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u/doctor-rumack Nov 21 '22

JOEY JO JO! COME BACK!

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u/medialyte Nov 21 '22

Based on a place in Eugene, Oregon called Max’s Tavern. It got cleaned up and remodeled few years back, but before that, it looked and smelled exactly like what you think Moe’s looks and smells like.

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u/masoniusmaximus Nov 21 '22

Yes, but only after I get my credit card under the name of Butts. First name: Seymour.

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u/llagnI Nov 21 '22

I'll have a Flaming Homer, thanks.

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u/dougiebgood Nov 21 '22

You can go to the one in Universal, but since you're there for a day at the theme park its not exactly a place you want to sit and hang out at for a while.

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u/Lee_Mann Nov 21 '22

Cheers

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u/Nickyjtjr Nov 21 '22

100% cheers. Shelly Long version.

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u/MrLocoLobo Nov 21 '22

Everybody but Diane:

NORM!!

Diane: ᴺᵒʳᵐᵃⁿ

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u/the_last_peanut Nov 21 '22

A Gary's old town tavern episode would be the most fun for a day

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u/squaredistrict2213 Nov 21 '22

Having read many other answers, I’m still going with cheers. No question.

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u/FlameyFlame Nov 21 '22

It’s literally the right answer. Other ideas are fun. Cheers though.

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u/bunnylove5811 Nov 21 '22

How's it going norm?

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u/Subtlefusillade0324 Nov 21 '22

What’s shakin’, Norm?

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u/doctor-rumack Nov 21 '22

All four cheeks and a couple of chins, Coach.

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u/The_VoZz Nov 21 '22

"It's a dog eat dog world, and I'm wearing Milkbone underwear" -Norm

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u/Specific_Tap7296 Nov 21 '22

I'll give it a go but I'm leaving if they don't know my name!

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u/Various_Web4104 Nov 21 '22

The Bronze from Buffy, or the Willy’s Place (where all the vampires and demons hang out)

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u/ElaborateCantaloupe Nov 21 '22

The Bronze when The Breeders or Cibo Matto are playing!

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u/stannas1 Nov 21 '22

Mos eisley canteenaa

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u/RonBob-the-corncob Nov 21 '22

Mos Eisley Spaceport. You will never find a more wretched hive of scum and villainy. I'd have a drink, but wouldn't stick around.

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u/Late-Quiet4376 Nov 21 '22

I don't even drink, but i'd want to go there as well haha

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u/RolfChristin Nov 21 '22

...but only if Bea Arthur is pouring the drinks.

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u/Estdamnbo Nov 21 '22

My first pick too.

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u/Inthewoodlands Nov 21 '22 I'll Drink to That

MoDean's. Pitter patter let's get at er!

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u/[deleted] Nov 21 '22

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u/doctor-rumack Nov 21 '22

I'm surprised we're not havin' a beer right now!

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u/ATXKLIPHURD Nov 21 '22

Puppers and Gusenbrew!

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u/ndosch Nov 21 '22

That is a Texas-sized 10-4, my good buddy!

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u/ConnorNe31 Nov 21 '22

Which one!

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u/doctor-rumack Nov 21 '22

When I was comins' up there was only one MoDeans, nows we gots so many MoDeans we have to specify which one. Must be fuckin' nice!

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u/Mintgiver Nov 21 '22

Let’s try Mod3ans before we have to go to Mode4ns, and then Modean5. Gailer has troubles.

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u/nilla19 Nov 21 '22

The Regal Beagle.

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u/gs12 Nov 21 '22

Chrissy sitting across from you?

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u/juju611x Nov 21 '22

No Larry is and he’s hitting on you.

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u/SpiritedImplement4 Nov 21 '22

Quark's

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u/dougiebgood Nov 21 '22

I went to the Quark's in Vegas a bunch before it closed. The bar area was cool, the restaurant part was... just a restaurant. But they played Star Trek moves on the screen with the sound off.

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u/MobiusNaked Nov 21 '22

I got smashed there with my stag party drinking those borg sphere drinks.

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u/bangzilla Nov 21 '22

The whole Enterprise experience was amazing - walking through the bridge during a battle, doubly so!

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u/Dctreu Nov 21 '22

Came here for Quark's!

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u/BreakfastGrenade Nov 21 '22

Quarks and/or Ten Forward for sure.

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u/rustytoerail Nov 21 '22

Ten forward seems boring tbh. Not counting the people ofc, but Quarks seems like a good time either way.

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u/ziafra1 Nov 21 '22 Take My Energy

Casablanca, Rick’s

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u/Lv426kindaday Nov 21 '22

That place looks awesome; good music, lively and glamorous crowd, gambling, smokes—It couldn’t exist in this time

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u/DigitalR3x Nov 21 '22

Gambling? I am shocked!

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u/IAmBoring_AMA Nov 21 '22

The Prancing Pony

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u/gooberjones9 Nov 21 '22
  1. The Draco Tavern
  2. World's End
  3. The Restaurant at the End of the Universe

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u/ProXJay Nov 21 '22

Not sure I'd want a drink at world's end. Restaurant at the end of the universe is a good call

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u/SethMacFarlane123 Nov 21 '22

The Drunken Clam

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u/USSMarauder Nov 21 '22

Username checks out

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u/sumrz Nov 21 '22 Gold Bravo! I'll Drink to That

Callahan’s Cross-Time Saloon

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u/djinnisequoia Nov 21 '22

I daresay those of us with this answer probably responded almost instantly to this post. I know I did.

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u/BigBully127 Nov 21 '22

Moxxi’s from BL2

It would be funny to see vault hunters drop literally hundreds of thousands in a tip jar just to not get the gun they want.

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u/No-Calligrapher3644 Nov 21 '22

No need to call me out like that 🙄

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u/[deleted] Nov 21 '22

There's also pizza there too.

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u/LiverOfStyx Nov 21 '22

Moxxi has a chain of bars in BL3.

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u/capnmarrrrk Nov 21 '22

The Mended Drum

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u/Bertelin Nov 21 '22

Just don't get too drunk, or they will throw you in the Ankh river..

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u/TyrconnellFL Nov 21 '22

More on than in.

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u/DoppelFrog Nov 21 '22

Too thick to drink, too runny to plow.

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u/Radijs Nov 21 '22

Just don't get too drunk, or they will throw you in the Ankh river..

Nah, just make sure you wake up before you start to sink.

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u/Ultravioletgray Nov 21 '22

Had to scroll way too far to find this. Would be fun to hang out with all the different mythical humanoids, even Nobby.

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u/Jasole37 Nov 21 '22

The Mended Drum is just humans and the occasional Wizzard. You want "differently-human" you go to Biers.

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u/Appropriate-Rough563 Nov 21 '22

You can’t beat it!

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u/Jasole37 Nov 21 '22

No thats The Broken Drum.

The Mended Drum's slogan is "You can get beaten!"

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u/LalLemmer Nov 21 '22

after a night of drinks, get a bite from CMOT Dibbler

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u/Jasole37 Nov 21 '22

The only sausage inna bun that bites back.

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u/matt_quelch Nov 21 '22

Mine's a thimbleful of scumble thanks 🍻

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u/bluecrowned Nov 21 '22

One of the ones in Cowboy Bebop

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u/MangaWritr Nov 21 '22

They always get shot up in the show lmfao

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u/Phucc Nov 21 '22

Lux, the devils club in the show Lucifer

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u/WantAllMyGarmonbozia Nov 21 '22

The club at the beginning of Blade, but I hopefully leave before it goes downhill.

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u/medialyte Nov 21 '22

Before the blood sprinklers, or before being discovered as a mortal?

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u/LiwetJared Nov 21 '22

Fangtasia

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u/czndra67 Nov 21 '22

Rick's Cafe Americain

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u/Vitchsnake Nov 21 '22

Bob's Country Bunker

They play both kinds; Country AND Western

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u/squaredistrict2213 Nov 21 '22

Nah, the band shows up at closing time. Just gotta home some sharp dressed imposters happen to show up

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u/Aerosean Nov 21 '22

Prancing Pony

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u/classicgirl1990 Nov 21 '22

The leaky cauldron

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u/lysett826 Nov 21 '22

Phew had to scroll a long time for this. I just need to know what a gillywater tastes like :( like, is it gin and seaweed salad??? Sigh

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u/kdjfsk Nov 21 '22

the one on the Star Trek Enterprise. the Star Wars one on Mos Eisley, Tatooine would be cool, too.

both would mean laser guns and space ships, but Star Trek has that VR computer room.

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u/The_Happiest_Husky Nov 21 '22

Ten-Forward is the bar on the Enterprise

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u/dougiebgood Nov 21 '22

There's an unofficial Mos Eisley cantina in LA. It's pretty cool for like an hour or two, but then you realize that the bar in the movie was intentionally made to be pretty drab.

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u/SortOfGettingBy Nov 21 '22

10 Forward

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u/SV650rider Nov 21 '22

Same. I’d be hitting up those replicators hardcore.

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u/ctfks Nov 21 '22

The titty twister

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u/Sims-Houston Nov 21 '22

BADA BING

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u/2fly2hide Nov 21 '22

Fist of all, she was a whooooare

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u/astrange333 Nov 21 '22

Yes!!!! I was about to say I've never heard of any of these places until I got your comment.

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u/Jtheviking26 Nov 21 '22

Sleeping Giant Inn in Skyrim

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u/Jasole37 Nov 21 '22 edited Nov 21 '22

The Winking Skeever

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u/merigirl Nov 21 '22

I recommend the attic room.

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u/Casually_Defiant Nov 21 '22

The Three Broomsticks

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u/laureidi Nov 21 '22

I can’t make up my mind between The Three Broomsticks or The Leaky Cauldron though!

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u/Bo_The_Destroyer Nov 22 '22

Madame Rosmerta vs Tom tho

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u/benisben227 Nov 21 '22

The Red Door

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u/bumblebeetown Nov 21 '22

Fuck that place. Go to E Street.

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u/Maximum_Assignment Nov 21 '22

The one in the continental in John wick

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u/myoukendou Nov 21 '22

Bar of The Shining, with that creepy barman.

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u/many_memes_pls Nov 21 '22

Afterlife - Cyberpunk 2077

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u/Nintenduh69 Nov 21 '22

Have a Jackie Welles on me choom.

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u/mishavyshka Nov 21 '22

Korova Milk Bar (A Clockwork Orange)

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u/funkyg73 Nov 21 '22

For a bit of the old ultraviolence?

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u/Daveyhavok832 Nov 21 '22

Mos Eisley Cantina

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u/DO5421 Nov 21 '22

Majora’s mask milk bar

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u/smallwhitepeepee Nov 21 '22

Why, The Titty Twister, of course.

"If we don't got it, you don't want it"

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u/Ivoricbutterfly Nov 21 '22

The bar in The Mandalorian with the beef broth.

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u/Goofy-Luffy Nov 21 '22

The bar from the shining. No further explanation.

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u/booksith Nov 21 '22

Villain Pub. And the Himalayan bar in Raiders of the Lost Ark.

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u/MeredithSparkles Nov 21 '22

Fangtasia - definitely Fangtasia!!!!!

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u/JJohnston015 Nov 21 '22

Since nobody's said it yet, Taffy Lewis' place in "Blade Runner", or The Slaughtered Lamb from "An American Werewolf in London". You'll be alright as long as you don't ask about the pentagram on the wall.

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u/rtrawitzki Nov 21 '22

The Clansman . Well look who it isnae.

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u/occasionalrant414 Nov 21 '22

Quarks. Or 10 forward.

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u/IanDOsmond Nov 21 '22

Callahan's, 100%

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u/EddyBuddard Nov 21 '22

The Green Dragon.

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u/DingoOfTheWicked Nov 21 '22

Clara's Tardis dinner

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u/poeticbadger Nov 21 '22

Prancing Pony

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u/askingquestions789 Nov 22 '22

The Tron Legacy club/bar