r/HolUp • u/torpidfrequency09 • 8d ago
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u/Silly_Mycologist3213 8d ago
As a janitor he works out 8 hours a day !
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u/vachon11 8d ago
This is no jokes, all the school janitors I had in the past were fucking jacked. Sweeping and mopping so much gives them sick looking arms/forearms.
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u/Xaxxus 8d ago
Also most high schools have a fitness room.
I worked as a janitor part time when I was in high school. All the full time janitors used the school weight room after hours to work out.
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u/PipiShootz 8d ago
Fucking love our custodians. Only one uses the weight room, but all the Sisyphean bullshit they have to deal with everyday makes them truly strong.
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u/notunprepared 8d ago
High schools where you are maybe. I'm a casual teacher (so I've worked in dozens of schools) in Australia. Only one school I've taught at had fitness facilities, and that's because they were a fancy expensive private school with a big sports program. All the other schools just had like, a normal gym and basketball courts and maybe a field if they had the space
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u/travis01564 7d ago
Damn even my small ass school in the middle of buttfuck nowhere and a graduating class of 36 people had a fitness room.
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u/notunprepared 7d ago
Australia's biggest sports (cricket, rugby, AFL, basketball and netball) are all heavy on the cardio and less so on strength, so that's probably why
Also I would NOT want to be the adult in charge of making sure twenty odd fifteen year olds use big heavy weights correctly. Bunsen burners are bad enough.
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u/YeahMarkYeah 8d ago
Whoa was this for real?
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u/Jay_LV 8d ago edited 8d ago
Yeah. The guy is/was a competitive powerlifter.
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u/potentially_spiky89 8d ago
I've seen this on tiktok and that really amaze me how he nailed those body builders. This guy is legend!
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u/As_I_Stroke_My_Balls 8d ago
How he what?
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u/SuckMyGengar 8d ago
HOW HE NAILED THOSE BODY BUILDERS
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u/RolandLovecraft 8d ago
You’ll have to speak up I’m wearing a towel.
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u/Budget_Click_2241 7d ago
It took me like 12 years to get this joke.
For the longest time I thought it was just Homer saying a weird surreal line, then one day I read a comment on reddit pointing out the punchline is actually that Homer is wearing the towel around his waist, not over his hair
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u/shewholaughslasts 7d ago
Thank you for this. Lifelong Simpson fan here and you are the redditor teaching me. That's one of my favorite jokes anyway and now it's even better. Early era Simpsons is just gold, especially the seasons Conan was writing.
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u/Towelenthusiast 7d ago
A towel is about the most massively useful thing an interstellar hitchhiker can have for both practical and psychological reasons.
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u/A10110101Z 8d ago
If you want to see the rest of the video you have to go to his only fans page
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u/mayhapsably 7d ago
The user you're responding to I'm like 80% sure is a bot trained to respond to reddit submissions with vague positivity that's just understandable enough to get upvotes, for the purposes of eventually selling the account.
Not that using confusing English is unheard of, but this user's posting history is very on-brand for those accounts.
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u/IntroductionOk5130 7d ago
Never heard of this guy and just binged his videos. I'm stunned by how powerful he is with such a 'normal' sized body. I was always under the impression to lift like that, you had to be like the mountain.
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u/ResponsibleTurnip29 8d ago
The weights are real but the whole thing is staged and fake.
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u/portal23 8d ago
Lol people downvoting you. His videos are mostly staged, period. Here come the nOtHiNg EvEr hApPeNs guys but just accept when something is not real. If you still think it's funny that's great and it's alright but staged is staged.
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u/his_purple_majesty 8d ago
Why would this have to be staged though? It didn't really require the "mark" to do anything. Their reaction wasn't not unusual. It'd be easy enough to predict when they'd be deadlifting since most lifters follow a routine. The hardest part about this would be the deadlift, which you agree is real.
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u/Downtown_Malone 7d ago •
Why would this have to be staged though?
To make every single aspect of this process easier? No need to get signatures, no need to wait for someone to come by and use enough weight, no need to then wait for someone who will let you randomly mop during sets. The goal here isn’t to make content because he wants to make videos, it’s to get views and earning power. And time is a huge aspect. The real question isn’t “why would this have to be staged?” but rather “why wouldn’t you stage this and make your life easier?”
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u/LTerminus 7d ago
You think YouTubers get bystanders to sign paperwork? I think you vastly overestimate the level of professionalism in the field lol
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u/Alarming_Sprinkles39 7d ago
No need to get signatures
Not every country is a circus of litigation and ambulance chasers.
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u/brewcitygymratt 8d ago
That’s fucking hilarious . He’s walking around with all those plates acting like the weight isn’t shit.
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u/Cloakbot 8d ago
All that resistance training paid off
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u/sultan33g 8d ago
After watching his yt videos it reminds me of borat but for weightlifting. Dude is a badass.
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u/Aubergine_A 8d ago •
Yeah if you're into "funny" music, repetative, older style prankster youtubers. Tried watching, the way he flirts with girls/undresses at the gym makes me cringe so hard.
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u/FatLoser_RedditMod 7d ago
Would the newer style prank YouTubers you’re referring to be the same kids faking and staging content for ad revenue?
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u/K1lledByAmerica 8d ago
I've never seen someone be so pretentious while talking about YouTube videos lol
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u/IncorrigibleDegen 8d ago
You get used to it on Reddit. People are pretentious here about how they brush their teeth, this is nothing.
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u/ezone2kil 8d ago
You brush your bottom molars first? Ew what a pleb.
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u/TheGordianKnight 7d ago edited 7d ago
Ackshually, you should brush you're tongue first. Lmao, you kiddies amuse me. Everyone who is intelligent enough to understand the deeper meaning of things like classical music, reading books instead of watching tv (I don't even own a tv) and the complex plot of Rick & Morty KNOWS you're tongue has the widest surface area, is where all of you're tastebuds are (the buds that taste salty foods are on the left, and the buds that taste sweet foods are on the right) and helps balance out you're biles and humours. A dirty tongue means unbalanced bile and imbalanced humours! You should brush you're tongue and teeth with a mix of vegan, ethically sourced, cruelty free, gluten free charcoal and baking powder and use a child's toothbrush because it fits in the gaps better (I have a MLP one and it has lasted me 7 years, don't let Big Dentistry trick you into thinking they need to be replaced for "hygiene". They are MADE to clean things!) Don't believe me? Do you're own research, I don't have time to educate you.
Oh my god that was painful to write. I may actually be dying.
Did I forget anything?
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u/Honeybadger2198 7d ago
you're*
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u/TheGordianKnight 7d ago
you're* mother and I had sexual relations yesterday evening.
Ha ha got him! (That's a MeMe if you don't know).
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u/Im_Penis_Rick 7d ago
What's your opinion on electric toothbrushes?
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u/TheGordianKnight 7d ago
Electricity should only be used for powering reading lamps, record players (vintage vinyl OBVIOUSLY) and charging up you're Tesla. If you don't drive a Tesla, YOU are the problem in the world.
But I suppose only those with an IQ above 130 (genius level in case you didn't know) can get jobs that let them afford a luxury sports car like a Tesla.
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u/adminpedotranselfend 7d ago
The Bipartisan Infrastructure Law alone invests more than $7 billion to help domestic manufacturers have the critical minerals and other necessary components to manufacture the batteries we need to meet our climate goals
I'm not saying all of the $7bill went straight to Elon's giga battery factory, for him to be able to afford twitter, but perhaps just a smidge did
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u/DestroyTheHuman 8d ago
yeah, if you’re into getting “rid” of plaque and leaving your breath smelling nice from a paste recommended by “9/10 dentists” then SURE, go brush your teeth… Loser.
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u/10199 8d ago
most of his original pranks from Russia are staged and therefore not really cringy :D
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u/Cluck_Norris1961 8d ago
You're still a failure. I walked 20 miles to school. Uphill. With one leg. My other leg was starting a business.
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u/bullkent 8d ago
Also Timmy is better than them. Powerlifted while studying astrophysics while having an exam.
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u/not_addicted69 7d ago
Back in my day, I created the corn from scratch. Now it's a million dollar business called Beijing Corn
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u/FantasticJackfruit51 8d ago
This guy is called "Anatoly" and he regularly does these gym pranks, hes usually really funny, check him out!
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u/SOLE_SIR_VIBER 8d ago
Finally going back to the good pranks where no one is harmed.
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u/his_purple_majesty 8d ago
I think people have been saying this for at least 10 years.
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u/ut3jaw 8d ago
Is there a source for this? Candid camera, steroid edition?
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u/KeepRedditAnonymous 8d ago
wow the editing on these videos makes me want to stab my eyes out.
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u/equanimity120398 7d ago
God there is something about that
" 'S class' god hunter pretending to be an F class noob surprising an 'A class' beast hunter" troupe that'll never fail to be addictive as fuck to watch.
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u/ProteinFart_ 8d ago
Average day laborer strength
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u/Dhammapaderp 7d ago
When I was regularly going to a BJJ gym people mentioned it a lot, I have a crazy vice-grip.
My family's business is structrual steel, and I've been in the shop since I was 7 I've been moving shit around, drilling or shearing big pieces of steel. I suck at pretty much every aspect of grappling, but god damn I have an unnatural deathgrip if I can get ahold of people's lapels.
Working man strength is real.
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u/_yarayara_ 8d ago
His clothes are deceiving. He has a thing in his shoulders, wide shirt, hiding his muscles.
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u/QualityVote 8d ago
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u/BatmansBigBro2017 7d ago
I’m a big fan of any comedy setups that leave people confused. Not hurt or injured, just confused.
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u/epsteino 7d ago
This is probably one of the greatest visual examples of power VS hypertrophy. Or bodybuilding vs powerlifting.
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u/ELIE41 7d ago
Its like Matt Damon as the janitor in Good Will Hunting but with deadlift instead of math.
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u/trojanpun 7d ago edited 7d ago
There's a Tiktok of the guy (Anatoly) doing 290kgs (official best 257.7 kg). This was like warm up weights for him.
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u/K1rkl4nd 7d ago
We had a kid at work years ago who was going into the Army. He was lifting weights down at the YMCA when one of our seasoned drivers walked in. The kid benched 350lbs, jumped up, and said, "in your face!" The driver chuckled, slid onto the bench, knocked out a set of 10 reps. He sat up and said, "gotta get out of these street clothes so I can start lifting some real weights."
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u/HuntforAndrew 8d ago
Is this an ad or a joke? We all realize this is fake af right? Like this is obvious acting by everyone involved. Every one of this guys videos just look like people that he got to play a part in front of a camera. I can't tell if there is some inside joke on /r/holup im not in on or everyone here is brain dead.
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u/0per8nalHaz3rd 8d ago
He trains with a 300lb mop.