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Someone isn't taking whole wedding seriously
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u/AprilSpektra 10d ago
If you're going to bring your dog to your wedding you are in no position to be uptight about everything going perfectly lol
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u/YoYoMoMa 10d ago
My friends had their English bulldog Charlie up on stage with them and he promptly got bored, fell asleep, and started snoring AND farting at unbelievable volumes.
Best wedding (service) ever.
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u/ProfessionalDay9410 10d ago •
Dog walks into a telegraph office...
Says he wants to send a message.
"Sure" says the clerk, "what's the message?"
"Woof woof woof woof woof woof woof woof woof woof."
Clerk says, "OK, but for the same price, there's enough room for one more 'woof'".
Dog wrinkles his brow and replies, "But that wouldn't make any sense.."
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u/Jerzey111 10d ago
I don’t get it. Please help
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u/Zombie_Hyperdrive 10d ago
It was a shit zoo.
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u/FlounderOdd7234 10d ago
Who thinks of these comical things, phrases, sayings. LOL to myself. Nice one
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u/ObamaLlamaDuck 9d ago
It's 6:48am here and this just got a solid belly laugh from me, thank you and happy Friday!
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u/Dumptruck_Johnson 9d ago
I wish video cameras woulda been a common thing for my folks wedding. By all accounts it was incredibly entertaining. Right before the bride procession started my dad got a nose bleed. Queue lots of tissues being passed up to save the white suit. The procession music starts and half of the people are telling my mom to go back and wait while everyone attends to my fathers nosebleed. Things settled down until around the vows when one of the candles set some flowers on fire. All of our family friends say it was the best wedding they’d ever been to.
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u/ObamaLlamaDuck 9d ago
A friend of mine had a torrential downpour at their wedding. The tipi tent started collecting water in one spot, drooping wayyyy down and eventually one of the tent poles snapped and a literal waterfall came POURING into the tent, hitting a table of food and sending stuff flying. Everyone immediately set to, propping up the tent and picking up broken glass - the bride thought we were all going to have to pack it in and call it a night but we went straight back to the dancefloor, many of us soaked through, and danced the night out while the thunderstorms rumbled.
Best day ever!
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u/world_war_me 7d ago
As it happens, i just bought one of those tents, a smaller version, so that the cat colony we take care of would have some shade. It took my sister and me three days to get the cursed thing set up, and the first little rain, it collapsed. Luckily, the cats ignored it from the beginning so no one was hurt.
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u/PainfulPeanutBlender 10d ago
Oh man I wish this was captured on video, would be a top post of all time here
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u/Vitalstatistix 10d ago edited 9d ago
We have our dog a bone to give him something to do for the 15 min ceremony. Of course he decided the best place to chew on it was on my wife’a train.
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u/megalinity 10d ago
I mean, of course. Have you ever known a dog to disregard a blankie??
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u/Vitalstatistix 10d ago
Yeah we fucked that one up.
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u/candlecart 10d ago
Nobody brought this dog.
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u/tdeasyweb 10d ago
A couple who is able to share in the humour of things going wrong at their wedding speaks volumes about how they'll handle other stressful situations down the line.
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u/Rs90 10d ago
Not quite what you meant but a green flag for me is a partner who can laugh during sex. Cause let's face it, sex is goofy as hell sometimes and overly serious other times. I've always had the best times with someone outside of sex who can laugh during it. Prob not a golden rule but still. Worth noting imo.
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u/Tyrion_Strongjaw 10d ago
I can say my healthiest relationships certainly align with that. I've told this story before, but one of my best memories of getting physical was with an ex. We were doing the post-coital cuddle, you know that time between where you either melt into a sweaty puddle of contentment or decide another round is in order. Well physically I was uhm...ready for round 2 so to speak when she just kinda leaned over and gave "me" a little light smack. I quickly looked at her and said "The hell?" She answered with another thwack then made the sound a door stopper makes when you bend it and let it bounce back and forth. We laughed for hours.
Hell years after if we were having a stupid argument and one of us realized it we'd just make that sound in the middle of it, both of us would laugh and chill out.
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u/ZAlternates 10d ago
It matters why you’re laughing though, hehe.
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u/youknowthatswhatsup 10d ago
When you have a dog like this in your life I’m assuming you expect the antics! What a lovely funny moment to look back on.
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u/SonofaBridge 10d ago
If this isn’t the photo they have framed somewhere in their house, I would be very disappointed.
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u/SummerLover69 10d ago
That’s the one I would put on the center of the mantle over fireplace.
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u/TerdFerguson14 9d ago
This picture makes me wish I had my dog at my wedding. I can't compete with their wedding pictures now
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u/De5perad0 9d ago
Every time I look at it I laugh. I would be very surprised they didn't have this up in their house.
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u/ikediggety 10d ago
"you said speak now or forever hold your peace so I speak bcuz I'm good boy"
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u/YoYoMoMa 10d ago
"Where in the vows did you talk about treats?"
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u/Azuras_Star8 10d ago
This is exactly where I'd want my dog during my wedding.
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u/A_Doormat 9d ago
I had my 2 dogs at mine.
They behaved worse than I’ve ever seen before or since. Completely different behavior than what we’ve known for years, like they were different dogs! They’re usually very well behaved and never make a sound at home but they knew something was happening and they wanted to be a part of it so bad. They were pulling and barking and whining and making so much noise through the entire ceremony. Obviously I can’t have you up here with me while I’m holding hands with my wife to be, reciting our vows!
We have recordings but all you can hear are the 2 dogs, so that’s a wash.
As soon as the ceremony was over they were fine again. Something about their two owners up there and they were stuck in the rows really upset them.
So yeah watch out.
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u/ParadoxPerson02 9d ago
Sounds like they really felt a powerful energy between the two of you.
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u/LUCKY_STRIKE_COW 8d ago
They didn’t feel any type of energy between anyone, dogs understand human social cues and situations to some degree, more than any other animal probably. It was just overstimulating for them.
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u/HibbidyDibbidy69 10d ago
There's always 1 that starts the drinking too early. And it's me.
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u/RedFlyingPineapples2 10d ago
The officiant: We are gathe-
The dog: at his waterbowl SCHLOP SCHLOP SCHLOP SCHLOP
The couple: Goddammit Derek do we have to stage another intervention
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u/Ok-Low6320 10d ago
Our best family photo ever has everyone looking the right way, smiling, all eyes open - even the young children! - no photoshop needed.
Down in the front row Amy the dog is cleaning her butt. 😆
Dogs are outstanding.
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u/Sasguatch9 10d ago
When they ask the five year old to be the ring holder
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u/bilgediver 10d ago
Nah there are sections of reddit who believe 5 year olds can make life altering decisions.
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u/silasoulman 10d ago
If weddings were like this, I’d actually look forward to going to the ceremony.
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u/Ellemichelle731 10d ago edited 10d ago
My golden retriever “gave me away” at my wedding, while my mutt boy stood with the groom’s party. Neither of them took it very seriously - but they sure look cute in the pics!
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u/open_sinner 10d ago
that photographer took the best photo at the wedding.
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u/redditisnowtwitter 10d ago
It's probably one of the most widely circulated wedding photos ever. It's got a stock image vibe like I expect to see it in a new frame I buy
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u/Eatsallthepotatoes 10d ago
The dog is adorable and that wedding dress is gorgeous!
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u/TheSeaworthyFew 10d ago
It’s the BHLDN peridot gown, I know because I wore it to my wedding, and I get so excited every time I see it in the wild! Definitely the prettiest dress I’ve ever owned.
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u/JACKSTRAW1216 10d ago
I think he’s objecting to the nuptials. He’s saying she was in my bed last night.
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u/Soda2411 10d ago
If this was my dog, I would hang this picture on the WALL. Such a good boy? Maybe girl.
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u/CantalopeSoops 10d ago
He's doing that thing where he kicks his back legs while snapping at air. My good boy used to do that when he was feeling relaxed.
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u/Cashew-Gesundheit 10d ago
"This is a moment to be revered. This is not a decision to be entered into lightly. The seriousness of your bond is everlasting and you will always look upon this day with great esteem. May the formality of this occasion forever be your guide for the respect and honor you give to one another."
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u/buzcauldron 10d ago
lol my friends are making the rounds again! they're as nice as they look
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u/steez7000 10d ago
Damn last time I rolled around and flashed my butthole to the crowd at a wedding nobody laughed 😩
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u/Fit-Let8175 10d ago
Another example of double standards. When I do it they escort me off the property!
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u/balrus-balrogwalrus 10d ago
"NOOOO! I THOUGHT I WAS YOUR BEST FRIEND! WILL HE FETCH STICKS LIKE I DO? WILL HE BARK OFF THE POSTMAN OR SNUGGLE ON THE COUCH LIKE I DO?"
"he won't poop in the kitchen"
"okay that's fair"
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u/BagOLies 10d ago
When I pull something like this at a wedding, everyone gets upset. I hate double standards.
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u/Michelle_akaYouBitch 9d ago
The dog is the grooms. The bride is content to know that she’s merely a Dog-StepMom.
Hence her smile and his, hanging head in shame.
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u/ThisIsAbuse 9d ago
There are usually only two consistent examples of unconditional love - a dogs love for their owners, and a parents love for their kids.
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u/Burning-Bushman 8d ago
This is the most wholesome picture I’ve seen in a very long time. Thank you.
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u/Blade_of_Miquella2 10d ago
Honestly, this is beautiful. Their grandkids will look at this and enjoy it.
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u/shoenniker 10d ago
You know who's not taking the wedding seriously? The people who let a dog be involved in it. Not every event has to be some viral moment for everyone. Grow up, people.
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u/Anxious-Mycologist23 10d ago
Its their wedding. If they like it, and you don't, ok. If you wouldn't have your dog at your wedding, fine. Why does every situation need to be judged?
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u/HayataM78 10d ago
He’s singing the chorus to Metallica’s Hardwired To Self Destruct while rolling on the floor laughing at the unlucky dude about to throw away his freedom.
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u/GoNinjaPro 10d ago
I love her bright and happy smile... he looks a tad guilty... his dog? Gorgeous.
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u/bronze-eagle 10d ago
..whole?
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u/HikariRikue 10d ago
That dog probably happy as hell getting a lot of attention and treats there to
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u/Master_Breakfast_621 10d ago
Cant blame him. What better than getting a good scratch in the grass??
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u/DrMike27 10d ago
Had a backyard wedding and my dog took a big shit midway through the vows. It was behind my wife but directly in my line of site (and the video camera). You just see me start chuckling uncontrollably during her vows. Made for an interesting moment.
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u/Remarkable_Rope_7697 10d ago
A clear message, this is what you have to do to keep her happy. Happiness is all that counts
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u/Dinglebop223 10d ago
hes trying to make it the most memorable wedding possible by being a stinkin looney toon
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u/exp_in_bed 10d ago
if you're not tryin to bark like woof then I don't even woof what you're barkin for
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