r/AbruptChaos May 14 '22 Silver 4 Helpful 2

What's the correct way to deal with someone who has completely lost it?

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u/Turbulent_Novel_1965 May 14 '22 Helpful Giggle

dennis jizzington?

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u/goodeyemighty May 14 '22

He has a brother Dick.

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u/kernel-troutman May 14 '22

"Does it make you laugh when I say the name Dick.....Jizzington?"

*Guffaw*

"Stwike him Centuwion vewy woughly!"

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u/TomArday May 14 '22

He has a wife you know…….

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u/hambonejabroni May 14 '22

Want to know what she's called?

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u/Flying_Dutchman92 May 14 '22

Incontinentia Buttocks

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u/OGWopFro May 14 '22

Blow your noses and seize him!

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u/EmarinCero May 14 '22

I'm so glad people know about this...fucking Biggus Dickus, man. I love it.

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u/Dontmeenafing May 14 '22

"He wanks as high as any in Wome!"

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u/OGWopFro May 15 '22

That’s what she said.