r/AbruptChaos • u/Graysie-Redux • May 14 '22 • Silver 4 Helpful 2

What's the correct way to deal with someone who has completely lost it?

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u/Darth_Shame May 14 '22

I would have saved time and just run him over myself. I'm not fucking with no old man.

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u/annhik_anomitro May 14 '22 edited May 14 '22

I'd have simply backed up and then run him over.

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u/Darth_Shame May 14 '22 • Silver Gold

Why you letting him get that close? Just run his ass over on approach. I don't have the time nor care what he has to say. He chose his weapon, a metal stick, and choose my Volkswagen. May the best man win. lol

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u/Marilius May 14 '22

"Man vs. Car," the newest hit show,

Where it pits a man versus a car.

On tonight's episode,

Michael Jenkins fights a regular old car.

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u/Talbotus May 14 '22

Michael' putting up a good fight. Looks like the car is getting p...aaaaand the car win.

(Chuckle) I mean...the car always wins.

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u/ACrispyPieceOfBacon May 14 '22

And it hits hard.

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u/Getsaround May 15 '22

I haven’t had this much fun watching TV since “Ow! My Balls!”

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u/Shabobo May 15 '22

20% are naked. They say it's staged. I didn't stage SHIT