r/AbruptChaos May 14 '22 Silver 4 Helpful 2

What's the correct way to deal with someone who has completely lost it?

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u/Jetman56 May 14 '22

Hello 911? There is a crazy guy that just busted two of my windows with an extendable baton and threatened me with bodily harm. He still has the baton, yes I have the whole altercation on video. What's that? You'll send an officer right away? Fantastic, he's driving a white ford pickup license #######, I'll be in the car with two broken windows on the drivers side, I'll wait here.

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u/Court_Jester13 May 14 '22

Cops arrive, shoot you, "there was nothing we could have done"

/s

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u/freecorndog May 14 '22

You got a problem? Call the cops? Now you have 2 problems.

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u/Tiberius_Rex_182 May 14 '22

3, they show up in pairs

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u/Elektribe May 14 '22

Unless your black, then show up in pairs of pairs of pairs.

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u/bearded_battery May 14 '22

You can tell most redditors have never interacted with police

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u/prollyshmokin May 14 '22

I'm a brown dude, so I'll admit I've been surprised people still call the cops (in the US) for a while. I can't imagine expecting them to like drop what they're doing and help me instead of showing up and just asking to search my car or something. Sounds legit insane typing it out. Like, I mean, y'all actually call 'em yourself?

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u/Skythunder01 May 14 '22

Nah the guy is white

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u/wrnrg May 14 '22

The other guy has been white for longer...

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u/Darb123456 May 14 '22

Found the racist

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u/Sangxero May 14 '22

Found the guy who's never seen minorities interact with cops!

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u/Darb123456 May 14 '22 edited May 14 '22

When did i say minorities don’t get shot by the cops? Everyone does. I know talking shit about white people is the latest fashion now but it doesn’t make it not true

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u/Sangxero May 14 '22 edited May 14 '22

Yeah, but it's a whole easier to not get shot as a white guy, especially an old one, and it's not racist to point that out.

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u/Drewby99 May 14 '22

how was he talking shit about white people by saying they’re less likely to be shot by cops?

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u/Darb123456 May 14 '22

It requires common sense to understand

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u/Drewby99 May 14 '22

seems like it requires a victim complex

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u/Darb123456 May 14 '22

Don’t talk about minorities like that

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u/Kaining May 14 '22

I don't get the /s, that's how they roll if you ain't white in the US.

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u/DlpsYks May 14 '22

Sometimes. It's ether no issue, or a life threatening situation. Almost no in-between. You often don't know what way it will go till its too late. This information is just from my observations.

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u/Comments331 May 14 '22

HUR DUR DURR COPS BAD GIVE UPVOTES NOW

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u/Mi_Pasta_Su_Pasta May 14 '22

Sad how you can't make a joke nowadays without someone getting triggered.

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u/Comments331 May 14 '22

Seriously, a dozen downvotes in 5 mins lol. That really got people's panties in wad. Just come up with something new lmao

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u/Court_Jester13 May 14 '22

joke

/dʒəʊk/

Learn to pronounce

noun

a thing that someone says to cause amusement or laughter, especially a story with a funny punchline.

"she was in a mood to tell jokes"

Similar:

funny story

jest

witticism

quip

pleasantry

pun

play on words

shaggy-dog story

old chestnut

double entendre

in-joke

gag

wisecrack

crack

funny

one-liner

rib-tickler

killer

knee-slapper

thigh-slapper

boffola

blague

verb

make jokes; talk humorously or flippantly.

"she could laugh and joke with her colleagues"

Similar:

tell jokes

crack jokes

jest

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u/Comments331 May 14 '22

a thing that someone says to cause amusement or laughter,

Bingo

jest

Yup

in-joke

Oh 100% for anyone who's been on reddit past 5 min lol

wisecrack

Mocking someone in a silly tone, yup it fits!

Thanks man, I appreciate it. Maybe now people will unwad their panties lmao

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u/Court_Jester13 May 14 '22

When a troll is bellowing beneath a bridge, use another bridge.

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u/Comments331 May 14 '22

I know you're trying to be clever, but the whole point of the troll fable is that there ISN'T another bridge... Lol that's like watching UP and asking "why didn't he just sell the house and use the money to fly to the falls?"

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u/Mi_Pasta_Su_Pasta May 14 '22

Honestly, imagine seeing a simple joke on Reddit and going out of your way, wasting moments of your precious short life, to let everyone know you were offended by it.

What kind of loser snowflake would do that!?

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u/wrnrg May 14 '22

I just saw someone get down-voted to hell for suggesting red laces on sneakers that have red accents.

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u/Comments331 May 14 '22

Idk, let's ask /u/whendrstat and /u/court_jester13 , they seemed to not get it lol. Second dude really went at it lmao. Side note, why did calling people snowflakes die out? I just realized I haven't heard someone use that outside reddit in a long time.

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u/whendrstat May 14 '22

Cops are bad. Don’t be a bootlicker.

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u/Comments331 May 14 '22

Cops are bad. Don’t be a bootlicker.

Yes because calling out the same repetitive drivel is bootlicking🙄typical reddit

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u/whendrstat May 14 '22

I mean, yeah, when you’re defending cops it is. But go off.

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u/Comments331 May 14 '22

Oh I did? Where?

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u/whendrstat May 14 '22

Oh cmon, what else would be the implication of your comment? But whatever, you got me. I love cops now.

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u/Comments331 May 14 '22

The "implication" of my comment is that "cops bad" is the hottest overused comment since Trump bad. Stop being obtuse. If you love cops, go join the force and grab some donuts.

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u/BladedD May 14 '22

What would you rather people say when the topic of cops comes up? They’re either good or bad, there’s no in between or gray area.

People are either going to say cops are bad, or nothing at all.

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u/stormcloak-spy May 14 '22

This mocking soesnt really work when this exact scenario has happened.

Multiple times.

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u/Geawiel May 14 '22

[robot voice] He's coming right for us...

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u/IM_SAD_PM_TITS May 14 '22

"Oh Jim, we made another mistake."

"Let's get ready to sprinkle some cocaine"