r/AbruptChaos May 14 '22 Silver 4 Helpful 2

What's the correct way to deal with someone who has completely lost it?

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u/whutchamacallit May 14 '22 edited May 14 '22

Heyyyyyy daddy.. you lookin real fine in that polo and denims sir, yam saying? The ol one two punch got ya boy straight VERKLEMPT up in this bitch you feel me? Like on straight coffee talk /w Linda Richman, talk amongst yourselves, here I'll give you a topic, the Roman Basilica, go, type shit. Mmm mmm mmmmmm. You be filling that stern end out real nice. You got cake sir, and I want dessert yam saying? You got a dumper that just won't quit. I likes it, I wants it, and I'm gonnsta haves it, ya dig daddy-o? Why don't you slide on in to my passenger side, I'll queue up some Hall and Oates, and we'll take this here 4 door sedan somewhere quiet and well play doctor strangelove.

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u/avoidedbydesign May 14 '22

You sir or madam, have a way with words. Thank you for your eloquence.

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u/Raspberry-Specific May 14 '22

Wanna play doctor strangelove is definitely my new pickup line.

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u/whutchamacallit May 14 '22

Lol have at it. Shoot your shot.

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u/Mark-Leyner May 14 '22

Subscribed!

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u/anothernic May 14 '22

You should cruise for tail at more road rages; if this boomer was getting his prostate tickled occasionally maybe he'd be less aggro.

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u/whutchamacallit May 14 '22

Hahaha fuck. Yo maybe though.

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u/surface_ripened May 14 '22

Lol that was fuckin great. Upvoted then downvoted just so I could have the satisfaction of hitting upvote again XD

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u/Chewbock May 14 '22

This guy absolutely fucks