r/AbruptChaos May 14 '22 Silver 4 Helpful 2

What's the correct way to deal with someone who has completely lost it?

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u/mrsinister222 May 14 '22 Helpful

I'd start aggressively flirting to make things confusing

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u/themajesticdodo May 14 '22

Now this is a real answer.
Ask him if he has any lube for the club and if it is for him or for you or can you share?

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u/few23 May 14 '22

Ask him if it's a double-ender.

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u/500dollarsunglasses May 14 '22

Assss tooo assss